New Survey Says Geeks Make the Best Lovers

[Fingerprint]

It's like something I heard in Revenge of the Nerds: "Jocks only think about sports. Nerds only think about sex."

DAMMIT! I was just about to post that, I was going through one last quick scroll and I saw this...

I do think the quote is kind of fitting considering whose survey it was, and especially so with the outcome.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Must resist urge to make jokes about the rumble feature of the Dual Shock.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Well, judging from the source, I'd say this outcome was obvious.

Why thank you, but I'm sure those screams were perfectly natural.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Hmm who would think that a buff fitness instructor would love himself more than someone else?

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No not a surprise

Agreed.

I second this.

 

[Galletea]

Considerate lovers are not always the best lovers though. Just saying.

 

[Mockingjay]

Damn right. I'm the best lover ever.

 

[smithy1234]

What a crushing blow to that popular jock group you always hated in high school! HOORAH GEEKS!

 

[Arrers]

Goody goody gumdrops, another skill I'll never need to make use of.
Hooray for me.

Lighten up.

 

[Lyri]

As an Xbox owner, does this make me an inconsiderate lover?

 

[Mewick_Alex]

Damn right geeks make better lovers.

In fact, I think we'd have inherited the earth by now if shouting "FOR GONDOR!" didn't turn out to be such a turn off for the fairer sex.

Who'd have thought it?

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Heh heh. You said 'lovers.' Heh.

@ Mewick: I was under the impression we'd already inherited the Earth, have we not?

 

[Neonbob]

What a crushing blow to that popular jock group you always hated in high school! HOORAH GEEKS!

As if their lives weren't hard enough.
A few years after high school, they'll end up working in gas stations.

Do you really want to make it harder on them because they were too stupid to realize sports don't mean shit in the real world?

YES.
You already knew the answer to that particular question, though. Right?
And yaaay for surveys. More statistics we can randomly throw at people who doubt us

 

[EeveeElectro]

I was about to laugh at this then I realised my boyfriends a geek... meh.
Geeks tend to put other peoples feelings before their own, which is why they make great boyfriends. The geeks I've met anyway.

Also, they're easy to manipulate

 

[A random person]

Yay for us geeks. It probably has to do with being more kind and considerate than the stereotypical jock. We're also more interesting to talk to.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

What's wrong with love?
Besides the whole "it can only end in death or a break-up" thing?

It was a reference you didn't get.