News Flash: Sitting on Your Ass All Day Isn't Healthy

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Really? Well that's funny. I'm perfectly healthy and I spend 6 hours every sunday on my ass playing gory games that could cause me to go crazy.

Nope, I'm perfectly fine.

 

[Kinguendo]

Well... I'm screwed. At least I know how I am going to go now... in a heart-exploding blaze of glory whilst shouting at some kid over xbox LIVE.

 

[Risingblade]

So from now on I will game standing up...


And don't you spend like at lest 4-6 hours in school sitting so in a way the school system is killing us? o.o

 

[Tanis]

I mean, seriously...duh!


Did you know that eating nothing but fast-foods, soda pop, and sugary snacks will increase your risk of diabetes!?!
AMAZING!


Also, this just in...
GAY PEOPLE ARE HOMOSEXUALS AS WELL!?!

It-Blows-The-Mind!

 

[SimuLord]

Sitting is bad, you should spend more time lying down.

Preferably naked with a member of the opposite sex. That's much healthier.