Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Director: "Every Man Loves Tits"
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I wish my brain could have been that mature when I was 15.Woodsey said:
Come on Team Ninja, where's the coop mode?speidel28 said:
Yeah yeah, tits are awesome. Giggle giggle.
Why is it I see the members of Team Ninja in one of their parents basements looking at nudie pictures together even though they're adults? Seriously I love a good pair as much as the last one but it's actually fairly laughable these days. I honest to God can't take a Team Ninja game seriously anymore. First you had the DOA games with the boob flopping which was a joke. Then they made the boobs ginormous as the games got better graphics which was laughable. Then they added in Rachael into Ninja Gaiden and I couldn't help but think that with her proportions her spine should be breaking in 5,4,3... You get the point.
This whole boob bouncing thing is like something pimply faced teenagers with no access to internet porn would come up with. It's juvenille as all hell. We live in an age where porn is easily accessible, go online Tecmo! Get it out of your systems already!
Why is it I see the members of Team Ninja in one of their parents basements looking at nudie pictures together even though they're adults? Seriously I love a good pair as much as the last one but it's actually fairly laughable these days. I honest to God can't take a Team Ninja game seriously anymore. First you had the DOA games with the boob flopping which was a joke. Then they made the boobs ginormous as the games got better graphics which was laughable. Then they added in Rachael into Ninja Gaiden and I couldn't help but think that with her proportions her spine should be breaking in 5,4,3... You get the point.
This whole boob bouncing thing is like something pimply faced teenagers with no access to internet porn would come up with. It's juvenille as all hell. We live in an age where porn is easily accessible, go online Tecmo! Get it out of your systems already!
Yup, that's why I don't apply for American scholarships. I lived in Singapore before.Terramax said:
Actually, I'm just speaking the truth. Everyone has a spot of immaturity. If there wasn't immaturity, then the world would be a bland and boring place.
Okay, fair enough comment, I'm a man, I love breasts and am sexually attracted to them, but I still think having pixelated breasts flopping around as though they are filled with water (Seriously, my wife is ample yet they don't flop around like the DoA girls if she jiggles them...) is worth while in a game. Why? Because they are pixels. Pixels aren't real. A real girls breasts are much better than pixels. While I can certainly say that the design of some women in these games are attractive, I still know they aren't real, and there's no point in getting hot and bothered over game girls. In fact it kinda creeps me out. I don't think we need features like that front and center in games. Plus, as a naturist/feminist I feel that over-sexualizing females and their bodies in video games is only making more misogynistic oafs as well as making more whiners who think that nudity is something to hide and be considered sexual and wrong. But that's a whole 'nother rant.
Well I guess I'm one of the odd men out, as I do not like breasts as much as most guys. (I like other parts, but most do not see them the way I do). But to digress, the man knows his base core of people who buy his game, so I guess it's good for him?
So I guess I fall into the small percentage of guys who aren't insanely sex-crazed, judging from all the comments. Titanically massive breasts aren't cute anyway. They look silly, if anything. Whose idea was it to make Ayane so much "bigger" between 1 and 2 anyway? SILLY LOOKING.
This whole thing depresses me beyond belief. The first video game I ever played was Ninja Gaiden. All of my classmates and I got to try it because it was new and related to computers so we were allowed to check it out after our lessons. I've loved the series since. But this...
I feel like my memory has been sullied. Half the people in my class were female and I'll bet a good number of them fell in love with playing a ninja and beating up bosses as well. I don't mind a little fan service but this is way past that. I find it sad that they assume only men like their games. I can't play this one. I can't stand to look at it. Imagine sixaxis control on a Conan or Watchman title for the guys and you will understand why. I'm so depressed by this. Words can not express.
I feel like my memory has been sullied. Half the people in my class were female and I'll bet a good number of them fell in love with playing a ninja and beating up bosses as well. I don't mind a little fan service but this is way past that. I find it sad that they assume only men like their games. I can't play this one. I can't stand to look at it. Imagine sixaxis control on a Conan or Watchman title for the guys and you will understand why. I'm so depressed by this. Words can not express.
Wow...thats just...so EVIL!...i wish straight men had that power, to just go up and poke whatever they like without the risk of getting slapped. imagine if one day you just went up to a girl you did that to and said "hey, guesss what, im really straight! Surprise!"Orange Monkey said:
Gay people have all sorts of cool powers :}
OT: Yeah, okay, most men with a healthy lobito can...at least appreciate what they did here, and sure,MAYBE they are being a little immature, and maybe the entire image of girls in games is the dream of a fat pasty 40 year old virgin living in his moms basement, but Art was never realistic. in the days of ancient Greece, the bust's of Greek Kings and generals were painstakingly crafted to be works of perfection, and yet anytime you gave a king or person of importance any type of facial boo boo like say a mole or a scar, you were killed for treason. Michealangelo's David is a perfect man, muscled up and tonned, and yet the bible [if you believe it] tells us that he was just a teenager with a slingshot! all Art has taken certain freedom's of expression, weather its the fact that David is some sort of steriod induced warrior prince when he should be riddled with pimples, or that Boobs in video games now have their own gravitational field. Some developers feel that having big boobs and sexually attractive women is a good thing, and thats fine. Hell Valves Zoe'y and Alyx[?] are both pretty flat chested, and yet they (most likely) have more male fans than Maggy Tits Mcgee ever will. why? because there not just a piece of candy, they people! they have feelings, they are in dangerous, life endagering situations, you care about there safety because they make you care about them. in the end though, we should all take Big breasted women with a pinch of salt. if thats what your into, great! If your maybe looking for a well rounded character whos knockers qualifyas a place to dock large aircraft, well then theres always beyond good&evil.
you have a point there sir... but I have no cookiestheultimateend said:I do.Sparrow said:
But back on topic.
I don't know if 'love' is strong enough a word.
I can have the shittiest day ever (I find them quite common in retail) and just a flash can turn all that gloom and doom into a brightly colored joy fest
He understands sex sells
*claps*
I think developers are getting smarter and smartera duh huh
Seriously though if I want tits there is a whole internet worth of porn
*claps*
I think developers are getting smarter and smartera duh huh
Seriously though if I want tits there is a whole internet worth of porn
Very true. Every man is not above it, however, because there are those that never intellectually grow up. These are what we call "Total-fucking-voids." Team Ninja's director just happens to be a Void with a high-paying job in the Japanese Gaming Industry.ViktorValentine said:
