Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 Director: "Every Man Loves Tits"

[Orange Monkey]

It's really Ironic that this weeks issue is about gay gamers isn't it? XD

(speaking as a gay gamer myself, boobs hold no attraction to me, besides the fun poking my female freinds ones to see them shriek and then laugh when they realize it was me... yes i'm very twisted)

Wow...thats just...so EVIL!...i wish straight men had that power, to just go up and poke whatever they like without the risk of getting slapped. imagine if one day you just went up to a girl you did that to and said "hey, guesss what, im really straight! Surprise!"

Gay people have all sorts of cool powers :}

Haha yeah all my straight freinds get this unbelievably jealous/shocked look whenever i do it XD

If you think that's cool, you should see our power ability to get girls to make out in return of guys making out, fun for every sexuality possible ^_^ (with the possible exception of zoophiliacs)

 

[annoyinglizardvoice]

I am a man. I like tits. I don't like YOUR tits sir. Your tits are oversized, rubbery, and make me feel EMBARASSED to like tits. You've made me feel embarassed for liking tits, happy?

Someone take the franchise away from these goddamned morons and put it back on track.

I agree with this bloke.

The game is called Ninja Gaiden, where does tits come into it (there isn't even a t )?

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

It is rather refreshing how he is so up front about that.

Of course, I would contend that every man doesn't necessarily like your highly unrealistic portrayal of those highly enjoyable female bodyparts which you provide whilst removing all the gore, so in the end it's still a fail scenario, but at least he's honest!

 

[Ryuk2]

Hey developer, there are tits in my game! I did not order them!
Stop putting massive tits in games! I like small - normal tits, not those big bags of jelly...oh, and i like REAL tits, not pixels.
Get that away from me before i puke on your game and throw it in the bin... AND PISS ON IT!

 

[CargoHold]

Gee, and everyone wonders why they are so few girl gamers out there...

Quoted for truth.

You might think that they're just being refreshingly straightforward instead of the usual corporate BS, and to some extent that's true, but this...doesn't really make us male gamers look that mature.

Don't get me wrong or confuse me with a Bible-toting fanatic- I enjoy sexuality in games as much as the next male gamer though I'm not overly fond of breasts in and of themselves, different tastes for different people- but on the other hand, what about the female demographic? All those girl gamers out there? Are any of them questioning their choice to come into the world of gaming? I hope not. I hope these kinds of statements don't become commonplace among developers. Otherwise we're just alienating the those out there that happen to be female and could potentially try gaming. And we should be welcoming one and all...

Brain stuff- males are programmed to find more sex appeal in visuals, with women it's more evenly spread out through the five senses. So y'know, while a skin-tight ninja outfit might appeal a little to some girls, they're more likely to relate to the way a character acts. (And good characterisation is so very rare.)

So y'know, it's probably easier to appeal to males with sexy visuals (because that's what they respond to the most) than to females only using visuals.

That being said, I've never really found any visual sex appeal in games- but there's just something about intelligent, not excessively masculine stealth game characters that's just kind of appealing...

"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

Some people also just aren't into tits.
I know a guy who is much more focused on the, uh, rear.

I myself tend to find hands much more interesting, but whatever, I think we all know I'm a freak by now.
Still, you can't just assume everyone has your same taste in...well, anything.
Some people juggle geese.

My friend loves hands too- you aren't alone!

And it's nice to know that most guys don't like hideously large boobs that make the character look like they're nursing a kid. I get creeped out by characters with boobs bigger that their head, and just don't like even looking at them.
That being said, I'm a straight female and I love boobs too. Only I get to see them and have them. You're missing out.

 

[CargoHold]

My friend loves hands too- you aren't alone!

And it's nice to know that most guys don't like hideously large boobs that make the character look like they're nursing a kid. I get creeped out by characters with boobs bigger that their head, and just don't like even looking at them.
That being said, I'm a straight female and I love boobs too. Only I get to see them and have them. You're missing out.

Awh man...
You also get to wear skirts.
And makeup!
...Skirts!

Girls get to have all the fun.
...Why do I sound like a crossdresser.

Fark that! I don't own a single skirt, I hate them. They make me feel all exposed. I hate make-up too!
You guys get such comfy clothes. As I type this, I'm wearing my favourite pair of man-cargo pants. I really like the extra crotch space- I don't need it, but it's nice to have anyway!

...Why do I sound like a crossdresser.

Edit: I have a feeling that people will now assume that I'm ugly and/or fat and trying to hide it, heh heh. But really, guys' clothes are just comfier.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

It is rather refreshing how he is so up front about that.

I see what you did there.

 

[CargoHold]

Fark that! I don't own a single skirt, I hate them. They make me feel all exposed. I hate make-up too!
You guys get such comfy clothes. As I type this, I'm wearing my favourite pair of man-cargo pants. I really like the extra crotch space- I don't need it, but it's nice to have anyway!

...Why do I sound like a crossdresser.

I never understood how anyone could wear lady-pants.
They do not look...comfortable.
At all.

So I can understand wearing guy-clothes.

But come on!
Skirts are so neat.
And you can wear jeans under them or whatever.
Do kids still do that?
I do not know.

You sound like a crossdresser because you're a freak.
So am I, I guess.

Can we be freak buddies? I'll buy you skirts and you can buy me pants, it'll help prevent weird looks from store employees for both of us. Skirts require a lot of effort, you need to constantly have the fact that you're wearing one at the back of your mind, lest you do a handstand or something.
I like sitting cross-legged! D:

Wearing jeans under them would help, but what's the point of them then?! Well, trendiness, I guess. Then again, I'm talking about enjoying the extra crotch space in my man pants, so dont' ask me about what's cool with kids at the moment.

 

[CargoHold]

Can we be freak buddies? I'll buy you skirts and you can buy me pants, it'll help prevent weird looks from store employees for both of us. Skirts require a lot of effort, you need to constantly have the fact that you're wearing one at the back of your mind, lest you do a handstand or something.
I like sitting cross-legged! D:

Wearing jeans under them would help, but what's the point of them then?! Well, trendiness, I guess. Then again, I'm talking about enjoying the extra crotch space in my man pants, so dont' ask me about what's cool with kids at the moment.

Sadly, I cannot wear skirts.
I'm a guy, and I have a distinct lack of William Wallace in my blood.
I'm not really the handstand type, though...
But sitting could be a problem, come to think of it.

You'd look fabulous, duh.
...Touche.
This is why I wear a lot of black - black never goes out of style.

It never goes out of style? I wear black because it because it makes it harder for people to see me when I key their cars at night.

...

 

[CargoHold]

It never goes out of style? I wear black because it because it makes it harder for people to see me when I key their cars at night.

...

Well, I also wear it because bloodstains tend not to show up well.

...?
Nobody out-evils me!

You mean you dislike the stains of puppy blood?

 

[CargoHold]

You mean you dislike the stains of puppy blood?

Not at all.
But it's impossible to stomp puppies in prison - better to hide my affiliation with Puppy Stompers INC and live to stomp another day.

Puppy Stompers Inc? Psh, my grandpa was the founder of the Simultaneous Puppy Stomping and Baby Seal Clubbing Association!

Edit: I like how the conversation has subtly shifted from boobs to puppy-stomping.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

"Every man", being, every heterosexual/bi-sexual man, right? I don't know many gay folk who oogle at boobs.

Some people also just aren't into tits.
I know a guy who is much more focused on the, uh, rear.

I myself tend to find hands much more interesting, but whatever, I think we all know I'm a freak by now.
Still, you can't just assume everyone has your same taste in...well, anything.
Some people juggle geese.

Hands? Wow, that is pretty deep, well, in my head anyways.
Honestly, the boobage is pretty boring, seeing as they're something that the majority of women have. I tend to look for factors that separate people from others.

 

[katsabas]

The fact that he is honest doesn't guarantee that the game will sell. I was on the fence about buying Sigma since I heard that Gaiden is totally hard and stuff. But seeing that now they have sunk to the level of X Blades, I think I am better off with Wipeout HD. I wasn't gonna buy Ninja Gaiden to play with a chick, hot or not. I was gonna buy it because of Ryu and because it is challenging. If I wanna see breasts, I have the internet and I don't have to spend 60 or 70 euros for something like that. So, I sure hope that this guy's lady is pleased.