Nintendo Hates Justin Bieber

[Denamic]

Publicity is publicity.
But some things you just can't bring yourself to do.
It's tainted publicity.

 

[Snotnarok]

I think their problem is they want to keep Mario associated with quality.

 

[SovietX]

I hated Nintendo for the onslaught of crap they have released for their consoles and also for killing the gamecube. But now, I think I can forgive them for this great justice! I think the balance has shifted, Nintendo is now clean and Xbox is tainted. (Anyone else remember that Kinnect promotion Justin Bieber did)

Chu: We would like to license the Super Mario Bros. theme for our movie please.
Nintendo: Alright, let's get talking. So, what movie are we talking about?
Chu: Justin Bieb...
Nintendo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No. *Hangs up phone*

Made me laugh.

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

But...who is this..."Mario"?

Some new character from one of them videogames these youngsters play? I´m not familiarized with it...if only it got more publicity...

Ooops.

 

[Enigma6667]

Is it sad that what I found to be the most jarring thing about this story was how absolutely inept and horrendous the director's spelling was in that tweet of his. Jeez, what is this world coming to?

 

[Littaly]

A Justin Bieber movie really isn't all that surprising, but a biopic? Sure you're not just throwing that term around? I mean, a crummy dance movie that plays a as a feature length music video is almost to be expected, but a biopic? Sh*t...

 

[azurine]

hold on a sec, let me check my window to see if pigs are flying!...... nope. wow, someone said "no" to "the beeb". I thought it would never happen.

excuse me, I'm going to go throw a party in celebration of this.

 

[fanklok]

In unrelated news Nintendos sales sky rocket 500 percent, and stock prices are through the roof.

 

[TrevorGruen]

Lol nintendo hates justin bieber? join the club!

 

[SnipErlite]

I love how the directer talks like an average Bieber fan on Twitter, with full on chat speak.

Off topic, but hahahahaha. Your avatar was temporarily going in time to Tune Up's Bounce. If there's any genre Spongebob should not fit.... Very amusing.


Anyway, Lol. All that needs to be said. Go Nintendo.

 

[KaiRai]

If anything, using it on the Beeb's movie would harm it's sales.

 

[keideki]

+10 rep for Nintendo.

 

[e2density]

Last time I checked most 9 year old girls have no interest in Mario games.

 

[Omnific One]

Nintendo, I've always hated you. However, I will now be far more likely to buy one of your games, just because of this. Bravo.

 

[WingedFortress]

Thank you, Nintendo! Way to show some class!

Really, Bieber would be lucky to have to big N, not the other way around.

Mabye they could ask Namco to borrow some tracks. HAH!

 

[Kadamon]

Finally, a decision by Nintendo I can get behind.
It's only been like, ten years.

 

[Fusioncode9]

I think I'm gunna go play me wii... for the first time in 7 months.

 

[Stevepinto3]

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never hits theaters on February 11. Don't miss it!

I certainly won't miss it! And i won't be missing the back of the 15 year old's heads I'll be shooting spitballs at during the entire movie either.

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

I wonder how much of his voice will be autotuned for the movie? Its a well known fact all his music is, so maybe they will do his voice.