Nintendo Hates Justin Bieber
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By distancing themselves from that little prick (i can't bring myself to type the name) they have gained free advertising, it saves them having to say "we are not total dickheads", in fact they got someone else to say it for them. Good on you nintendo
Well Nintendo has spoken. I imagine they have their reasons, I can't possibly imagine what those reasons are, but I assume they have them.
Hey wait a minute, "Never say never"? Did he rip that off "An American Tale"?
Hey wait a minute, "Never say never"? Did he rip that off "An American Tale"?
I think it's obvious why Nintendo doesn't want Bieber using their sound clips.
Because they'd like to keep selling games when this movie finishes its run.
Because they'd like to keep selling games when this movie finishes its run.
In fact, Nintendo publicly choosing NOT to be associated with the movie is a damn better advertisement than allowing its use.megaman24681012 said:
Also, I'm never seeing "Never say never". So there.
The use of the Zelda tunes in Scott Pilgrim was freaking awesome. The use of it at a concert for people who mostly aren't the fans is wasted. And, were I Nintendo, I would tell them no because they had the gall to be retarded in their tweets complaining about it. If you're gonna put up a message about being denied, at least make the message correctly spelled and punctuated, with appropriate use of convention and grammar. Good one, Nintendo. I'm all for keeping the Mario tunes away from people who wouldn't really appreciate it.
Google Translate hates Justin Beiber too.
No, seriously, go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Beiber ever reach puberty", then translate it to Vietnamese. Then copy and paste the Vietnamese into the text area and translate it back to English.
No, seriously, go to Google Translate and type in "Will Justin Beiber ever reach puberty", then translate it to Vietnamese. Then copy and paste the Vietnamese into the text area and translate it back to English.
This mostly makes up for all of the shitty shovelware that makes up 90% of the Wii's library (Sturgeon's law in grand effect).Xzi said:
Don't worry, Never Say Never won't be the only thing hitting those theaters since modern missile systems rarely miss...
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Teehee, oh Nintendo. <3
My question is: Why the hell does the Justin Movie need a Mario sound clip anyways? What would they use it for? If it was just a Mario sound clip with no context whatsoever, how is that "free advertising"? People who aren't already aware of Mario's existence would have no idea where it was from, much less from Nintendo.
Secondly, methinks this director does not understand the juggernaut that they are messing with. One does not simply Mario into a Justin Bieber movie.
My question is: Why the hell does the Justin Movie need a Mario sound clip anyways? What would they use it for? If it was just a Mario sound clip with no context whatsoever, how is that "free advertising"? People who aren't already aware of Mario's existence would have no idea where it was from, much less from Nintendo.
Secondly, methinks this director does not understand the juggernaut that they are messing with. One does not simply Mario into a Justin Bieber movie.
Miyamoto saw Scott Pilgrim as a labor of love and fit perfectly in the history of games. He probably saw Justin Bieber and said "why the fuck does this little girl want my property's theme music for his godawful documentary about herself?"
Someone would reply to him: "Miyamaoto-San, Justin Bieber is a boy"
Miyamoto would then quip: "And I thought our country only had boys that looked and sound like girls"
Someone would reply to him: "Miyamaoto-San, Justin Bieber is a boy"
Miyamoto would then quip: "And I thought our country only had boys that looked and sound like girls"
Because, obviously, what Nintendo has been waiting for all along to propel it to "household name" status is Justin Bieber.
[small]Gorram it, I burst my sarcasm gland. AGAIN.[/small]
And how the hell are they making a biopic of someone who hasn't even hit puberty yet? How much of his life could possibly be considered interesting? They could practically make it with real-time pacing.
Seriously, if I ever saw him looking unhappy, I would trip over myself to give him a hug or a cupcake or something. He's like a puppy.
[small]Gorram it, I burst my sarcasm gland. AGAIN.[/small]
And how the hell are they making a biopic of someone who hasn't even hit puberty yet? How much of his life could possibly be considered interesting? They could practically make it with real-time pacing.
Somewhere in existence, there is a picture of Shigeru Miyamoto looking sad. It has been hidden away under lock and key, never to be seen by mortal eyes, because a single look would send any creature into the depths of depression.Macgyvercas said:
Seriously, if I ever saw him looking unhappy, I would trip over myself to give him a hug or a cupcake or something. He's like a puppy.
Free advertising for Mario would fail in the Beeb's movie anyways considering his fans are women who find him "oh so adorable" and pretweens. They re either all ready fans of Mario or have no interest in men with facial hair.
Also Nintendo is officially awesome in my eyes, and it is hilarious that twitter speak XD
Also Nintendo is officially awesome in my eyes, and it is hilarious that twitter speak XD