Nintendo Hates Justin Bieber

[Taunta]

Teehee, oh Nintendo. <3

My question is: Why the hell does the Justin Movie need a Mario sound clip anyways? What would they use it for? If it was just a Mario sound clip with no context whatsoever, how is that "free advertising"? People who aren't already aware of Mario's existence would have no idea where it was from, much less from Nintendo.

Secondly, methinks this director does not understand the juggernaut that they are messing with. One does not simply Mario into a Justin Bieber movie.

 

[qbanknight]

Miyamoto saw Scott Pilgrim as a labor of love and fit perfectly in the history of games. He probably saw Justin Bieber and said "why the fuck does this little girl want my property's theme music for his godawful documentary about herself?"

Someone would reply to him: "Miyamaoto-San, Justin Bieber is a boy"

Miyamoto would then quip: "And I thought our country only had boys that looked and sound like girls"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Because, obviously, what Nintendo has been waiting for all along to propel it to "household name" status is Justin Bieber.

[small]Gorram it, I burst my sarcasm gland. AGAIN.[/small]

And how the hell are they making a biopic of someone who hasn't even hit puberty yet? How much of his life could possibly be considered interesting? They could practically make it with real-time pacing.

Spoiler: Shigeru Miyamoto for victory

Somewhere in existence, there is a picture of Shigeru Miyamoto looking sad. It has been hidden away under lock and key, never to be seen by mortal eyes, because a single look would send any creature into the depths of depression.

Seriously, if I ever saw him looking unhappy, I would trip over myself to give him a hug or a cupcake or something. He's like a puppy.

 

[Chuck Svenson]

Kudos Nintendo, way to take no shite from The Beeb

 

[seanmcdow]

Ok great that they dont want anything to do with beaver but I'm still pissed at nintendo for having those twats Jedward on one of their god awful adverts

 

[lokiduck]

Free advertising for Mario would fail in the Beeb's movie anyways considering his fans are women who find him "oh so adorable" and pretweens. They re either all ready fans of Mario or have no interest in men with facial hair.

Also Nintendo is officially awesome in my eyes, and it is hilarious that twitter speak XD

 

[CheckD3]

Nintendo just leveled up in the awesome field, they may rehash the same characters through the grinder so much that they've got as many stories as Batman and the X-men have (in their trillions of timelines and stories), but at least Nintendo takes pride in keeping their characters associated w/ something as hideous as this.

The problem w/ Bieber is that he's the same star singer that's been seen over and over, and in about 3 years his name will only be remembered by those he was disliked by, his fans have moved on

 

[RJ Dalton]

So, Nintendo hates JB? And the obvious follow up joke: who doesn't? http://instantsfun.es/badumtss

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Even Evil Has Standards?

Good for Nintendo, turning down free publicity must be like not signing off on a new Sonic game for them. Possibly the pointless gimmick crowd of Bieber fans is too great even for them.

 

[DevilWolf47]

Your telling me to not miss it is offensive. You're recommending i rape my own ears.
There isn't justification for that! All i can say is FUCK YOU AND BIEBER TOO!!

Between Bieber and the Jonas Brothers, i've just about had it with fucking teenage boys singing. I don't think every singer has to be like Zack de la Rocha but it's just so unbearably cheerful and safe it makes me feel physically ill.

 

[WarCorrespondent]

Nintendo, all is forgiven!

Now please do Battletoads.

 

[cystemic]

what is this movie going to be about anyway? are they just going to loop baby baby and have a bunch of rookie dancers hoppin around for an hour and a half? im sure there'll be like a 30 second cameo of a black rapper as well. mario is too badass for this crap
nintendo respect reinstated

 

[Darh Abdomino]

what's mario? an Italian cooking game?

 

[Natdaprat]

OMG I cannot WAIT for this movie. It's gonna be so awesome cos bieber is in it!

On a serious note, thank god for that.

 

[bz316]

Nintendo, I take back everything bad I ever said about you and from this day forth will speak only good things about you and all your wonderful, wonderful endeavors...

 

[JUMBO PALACE]

Yeah, because Mario totally needs more advertising.

Seriously, who the hell hasn't heard of Mario yet?

This was my reaction. The last thing Nintendo needs is additional advertising.

 

[Radelaide]

Yeah, because Mario totally needs more advertising.

Seriously, who the hell hasn't heard of Mario yet?

I wouldn't want Mario associated with Justin Bieber.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Thats funny. Nintendo is going to miss out on a new audience cause they wont let the Bieber movie use mario's theme. I'm pretty sure the peoiple that go there either:
A) Know who mario is already
B) Wont even know what that song is
C) Dont know who mario is
D) Dont care who mario is.

Anyway, I'll be missing it for sure. I only ever went to see one of these kinda movies and it was the kenny chesney summer movie.

 

[x434343]

Because Mario needs advertising via the Beebs. That'd HURT sales.

 

[linkzeldi]

+15 Points respect for nintendo.