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Sylocat said:
Gee, this thread hasn't been done a gazillion times already...

And anyway, no, Nintendo is not "cool," which is what I like about it. Grayish-brown shooters are what qualifies as "cool" nowadays, and I want no part of it.
This. Exactly this.

I want my games to be fun and colorful, damnit, and I'll be buggered if about 95% of all Mario, Metroid and Zelda games don't deliver on the fun and colorful criteria.

Besides, I'm still waiting on Skyward Sword.
 

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This post I'm about to make is about to become my default answer to anyone who has a problem with the Wii.

Me and a friend recently weer talking about console exclusives (we're both PC gamers, but pay good attention to consoles too) and I told him the Wii was the console with the most good exclusives.
Sure they have a library of decent first party titles. However, most of those titles are the same games we've been playing since Regan was in office regurgitated over and over.

Secondly, what you neglect to mention is all the games that are on the PS3 and Xbox 360 that will never be on the Wii. Nintendo has no choice but to make worthwhile games for the Wii because no other company wants to bother with it outside of throwing cheaply made shovelware onto it. So how about instead of making a list of simply exclusives we make a list of worthwhile games each system has regardless of exclusivity and I can promise the Wii will be a very distant last.

Nintendo hasn't been a truly great company since the SNES was the hot new thing. The core gaming audience has all but abandoned them over time as proven by the failures that were the N64 and the Gamecube and Nintendo has given up being anything more than something to part casuals with their money as evidenced by the Wii.

The WiiU claims to bridge the gap between the core crowd and the casuals but ultimately it will end up being too much for the casuals and too little too late for the hardcore crowd. By trying to appeal to everyone they will appeal to almost nobody and end up back to where they were when they were struggling to maintain relevancy during the days of the N64 and Gamecube.
 

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ToTaL LoLiGe said:
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Ok first of all I'm going to remind everyone that HD is just a big fucking gimmick
I agree with you on this I see no difference in picture when watching TV, in games the graphics are slightly better.
Glad someone does. Every time I come across a post talking about wanting a remake of some random game in HD I shake my head in disgust. Esp. considering how quickly presumably these same people will rail against games or systems with gimmicks. And yet they overlook the biggest gimmick of this fucking generation. ...okay second biggest gimmick (the biggest being steroscopic 3D)
 

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And what possibilities do you see?
There's an Ubisoft game in development that's a pretty good example of what the system is capable of. The local multiplayer starts out pretty basic--split-screen co-operative FPS that plays like Gears of War's Horde mode, Halo's Firefight, ect. It's you and your partner against lots of enemies. What makes this interesting is that the third player, using the new controller, positions the enemy waves.
Basically, it's an FPS with one controller and an RTS with the other.

As for a few incredibly vague ideas of my own...

You know how some games will have text pop up in real time, but it's hard to read? (Dead Space). This isn't a problem with many games, but I'd much rather see that on a screen in my hand where it's easy to read.

I know I'm not the only one hoping for a "retro movement" for shooters. Action packed levels that you actually need to explore, tons of ridiculous guns that you carry around with you at all times, ect. Well, with each weapon being one tap away, it's suddenly a lot easier to manage all that gear, so maybe we'll see an old school FPS comeback.

Fighters could benefit from constantly having the move list on your controller. (well...I would benefit from it anyway...)

Hopefully, there will be at least one survival horror that comes up with a good use for Augmented Reality.

And, this is really for those more creative than I, more multi-genre multiplayer would be awesome. I hope Ubisoft's game will be a success, because games not even being limited to style of play is an opportunity I do not want to see designers pass up.

I'll admit, it will mostly be a simple convenience in single-player games: quick-access inventories, tutorials, maps, birds-eye-view, ect, but this is a system that can use any type of controller (I doubt many developers will think of keyboard and mouse, but the Wii U does have several USB ports), but I'm confident that people more creative than I can come up with many interesting uses for that.


Don't worry, I didn't take it personally. They're doing something really different with this one, and there's always the chance that the designers won't get the hang of it. I don't that is likely this time around, since the controller is so similar to the DS, but it's still possible. I'm hoping that Nintendo will start selling the controller separately later on...sometimes being backed into a corner helps with creativity, but once they get the hang of things (and the controllers get cheaper), I'd like things to open up a bit.
 

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Huh. I CAN say this, THIS thread's been repeated a thousand times. Just saying, THERE are a million better forums for the whinging," AAAHHH! NINTENDO IS TEH EVILEST THING EVAR!" argument.

They weren't the ones who sold out to EA sports, and they're not the ones who kind of ROYALLY messed up during the hacker incident.

You want to whine about Nintendo sucking? Go do it somewhere else, please.
People like to complain about the most current thing happening to them. The actual gravity of the situation or the consequences that unfold because of it are non existent to the minds of one who gets wrapped up in the moment.
 

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My original complaint wasn't so much a defense of FPS' or COD clones, as it was a critique of a company which spent a generation (wii) seeking a different consumer's dollars than mine.

Mario and Zelda are (almost) always great games, but I did not enjoy them with the wii controller. There is nothing wrong with fun or light games, but when a company makes a conscious decision to focus on the "blue ocean" of new consumers over established VG fans, I feel justified in reciprocating the disinterest.

Same goes for such decisions as not localizing content or region locking their systems. Nintendo has chosen to prefer a different consumer to myself, and I've chosen to move on.
 

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As an avid game enthusiast for 20 years or so, I remember being an ardent supporter of all things Nintendo; if the Wii didn't change my mind, the last month has cemented my opinion that Nintendo deserves non of our money.

I bought a Wii for my parents to use exclusively for Wii sports, and have not been impressed by any of the games released for it - almost every title imo would have been improved with HD graphics and a good control.

Now with the WiiU having only 1 controller, and the debacle over project rainfall; I dont understand why anyone would give money to people who take us for granted?

Oh and as for Arkham City...I'll be playing it months earlier on my PS3 thanks Reggie.

well while we're whining about Nintendo being unfair let's bring up every other douchey thing every other big gaming company ever has done. actually it would be easier to list all the ones that aren't
The only company that I buy from that I don't have any complaint's for is NIS simply because they've only have one game that's ever truly japan only. any others that were got an English option even though they weren't released in America. all the re-releases are excused because all of their games are VERY limited releases in the first place and they add a TON of new content in the re-releases. (which usually include entire new story modes) I'm sure some people can find fault with them but I can't and while I'm sure there are other companies that care about their fans just as much as (if not more than) their money I can't think of any off hand.
 

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Henkie36 said:
I absolutely hate Nintendo. Mainly because it's the largest, richest and oldest games developer in the world and they still can't think of a new game every 5 years or so, or even ten years. It's just a load of sameyness, dating all the way back to 1984, and the differences on terms of gameplay, story and character development are subtle (insert Yathzee quote), ''in fact, you can be forgiven for saying:''There aren't any.''.'' Zelda and Mario don't seem to have undergone any changes despite maybe a slightly remodeling in HD, but that's it. Rockstar can develop a character better in 30 minutes then Nintendo can in 30 years and yes that is pretty fucking embarrasing! I am totally tired of saving Peach's ass up to a big ''Screw you, *****, get someone else to do this besides Luigi!''

All right, I will admit that Rockstar basically have been making the same game for the past fifteen years, you dropped in a city and you murder everyone and steal their cars, but at least the guy you play changes, and you get to know everyone of them!

Hardware from Nintendo always is experimental, and mostly realeased before it fully works properly. This not a good thing, and learning throughh trial and error is not something in its favor when you have to pay 300 bucks for it. And the Wii wasn't that groundshaking, since the same company made it before, only a lot worse. And uglier. Even the most adement Nintendo fanboy can unirobically claim that the Power Glove worked just fine.

In short, I hate Nintendo because they spend less time writing new scripts then they spend counting all the money Mario has made them.
For the record, Nintendo didn't make the Power Glove, although it was officially licensed. And they did make the Virtual Boy, so yeah their history is hardly untarnished, but what else can you expect of a company that's more than a century old (not even joking).

I agree that for quite a while Nintendo has mostly been rehashing old ideas, but that's a complaint I have of the entire videogame industry right now. If you look at the lineup at this year's E3, nearly every title is a sequel to something else. And what's worse is most series' also look the same as other series. If you showed someone off the street clips or screensots from CoD, Battlefield, Killzone or Gears of War, I bet they'd have trouble distinguishing them. Everyone bashes on Halo for not innovating, but at least it doesn't look the same as every other shooter.

What I'm trying to say is, if Gears of War 4 decides to use a yarn motif and motion controls, then maybe I'll start accusing Nintendo of stagnating.
 

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I have been supporting operation rainfall for a long time now. So long in fact, that it is no longer a campaign just for those games, it is campaign to make sure Nintendo doesn't screw us over ever again! Support the cause!
 

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The motion controls were a good idea in theory, but most developers didn't use them right, hell, many of them just flat out ignored motion control. There were a handful of great games for the Wii, but the majority of its games were low budget garbage........ The Wii's weak specs didn't help either.

I'm hoping Nintendo will turn things around with the WiiU, I hear the specs are good (but will probably be outdone by PS4 and Xbox..something), and they say they're focusing more on hardcore games on this system than they did for the Wii, but I'm not expecting too much out of that system.... who knows, maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.
And the 3DS, it sort of sucks right now, but a lot of the upcoming titles actually look really fun and, some even original *gasp*
 

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Its because money is all that matters. Until they hit a slump somewhere down the road, nothing be will questioned. Just consume whatever you specifically choose and be content with it.
 

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starwarsgeek said:
Henkie36 said:
(insert Yathzee quote), ''in fact, you can be forgiven for saying:''There aren't any.''.'' Zelda and Mario don't seem to have undergone any changes despite maybe a slightly remodeling in HD, but that's it.
This picture sums up why I think complaints like that are total crap.


Obviously, the series will use similar core mechanics that evolve through the years, but Nintendo has made a serious effort to make sure the games have enough variety to stand out. Same goes for Mario, but I don't have a picture for that one.
For posting that picture, you get 100 awesome points. "Zelda/Metroid/Mario never change." Proof of ignorance right there. Mario Galaxy was some seriously cool stuff and everyone keeps saying how Paper Mario is amazing too (wish I could have played it).
 

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For posting that picture, you get 100 awesome points. "Zelda/Metroid/Mario never change." Proof of ignorance right there. Mario Galaxy was some seriously cool stuff and everyone keeps saying how Paper Mario is amazing too (wish I could have played it).
Thanks! I'm glad someone enjoyed it; ten minutes in Paint well spent. People claiming that all Mario, Zelda, Metroid, ect. games are the same always give me the impression that they haven't actually taken the time to play these games.
[sub]and/or they listen to Yahtzee a little too much...[/sub]
 

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I used to kiss the ground Nintendo walk on (usually were companies used to be)I had a wii and the only game I ever liked was ssbb. but now i sold it and got an xbox and dreamcast. my life is so much better now
 

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Mehall said:
This post I'm about to make is about to become my default answer to anyone who has a problem with the Wii.

Me and a friend recently weer talking about console exclusives (we're both PC gamers, but pay good attention to consoles too) and I told him the Wii was the console with the most good exclusives.

Let's break this down, what does the 360 have?
Halo
Forza
Banjo & Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
Kameo
Crackdown
Dance Central (Don't argue, it's really well made)
EDF 2017
Gears of War
Viva Pinata

TOTAL: 9

PS3 time now:
Ratchet & Clank
Demon's Souls
Disgaea
God of War
Gran Turismo
iNFamous
Little Big Planet
Metal Gear Solid
ModNation Racers
Uncharted
Valkyria Chronicles
Yakuza
Wipeout

TOTAL: 13


Now it's time for the Wii.

Mario platformers
Mario racers
Smash Bros.
DK country returns
Kirbys epic yarn
Fire Emblem
Klonoa
Little King's Story
Twilight Princess
Madworld
Metroid Prime: Trilogy
Monster Hunter Tri
No More Heroes
Red Steel 2 (The first was crap, the 2nd is just too short, but great great fun to play)
Sin & Punishment 2: Star Successor
Tales of Symphonia
Tatsunoko vs Capcom (Possibly even better than MvC3)
Eledees (Known as Elebits outside Europe I believe)
Battalion Wars

TOTAL: 19


Add in GC backwards comparability and the Virtual console and you get essentially the full back catalogue, including so many greats I actually couldn't name them all without just linking to the shop itself.
The biggest crux of this argument is the vast amount of games that the 360 and PS3 have that the Wii doesn't.
Your argument of the Wii having more "exclusives" would hold true if almost every other game was on all 3 systems except for the exclusives,but this isn't the case. There are a boatload of 360/PS3 only games that a Wii owner would really miss out on and I think that kind of takes a strike against the console.
 

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OutrageousEmu said:
canadamus_prime said:
Ok first of all I'm going to remind everyone that HD is just a big fucking gimmick, esp. those who pounce on motion controls and claim that they are a gimmick.
Its not reminding us if you're completely wrong. Graphical advancement has been behind every single console generation since gaming began. HD is not a "gimmick", it the ened result of what gaming has been working towards. You can't just abitrarily say the Wii is "good enough", especially when you're demonstratably wrong.
I can if this HD nonsense barely makes any noteworthy improvement.
 

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Mehall said:
This post I'm about to make is about to become my default answer to anyone who has a problem with the Wii.

Me and a friend recently weer talking about console exclusives (we're both PC gamers, but pay good attention to consoles too) and I told him the Wii was the console with the most good exclusives.

Let's break this down, what does the 360 have?
Halo
Forza
Banjo & Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
Kameo
Crackdown
Dance Central (Don't argue, it's really well made)
EDF 2017
Gears of War
Viva Pinata

TOTAL: 9

PS3 time now:
Ratchet & Clank
Demon's Souls
Disgaea
God of War
Gran Turismo
iNFamous
Little Big Planet
Metal Gear Solid
ModNation Racers
Uncharted
Valkyria Chronicles
Yakuza
Wipeout

TOTAL: 13


Now it's time for the Wii.

Mario platformers
Mario racers
Smash Bros.
DK country returns
Kirbys epic yarn
Fire Emblem
Klonoa
Little King's Story
Twilight Princess
Madworld
Metroid Prime: Trilogy
Monster Hunter Tri
No More Heroes
Red Steel 2 (The first was crap, the 2nd is just too short, but great great fun to play)
Sin & Punishment 2: Star Successor
Tales of Symphonia
Tatsunoko vs Capcom (Possibly even better than MvC3)
Eledees (Known as Elebits outside Europe I believe)
Battalion Wars

TOTAL: 19


Add in GC backwards comparability and the Virtual console and you get essentially the full back catalogue, including so many greats I actually couldn't name them all without just linking to the shop itself.
Well if you want to list thinks like this... no more heroes is coming over to the PS3 in an HD remake, so that's no longer "exclusive", and for the 360 you forgot fable and tales of vesperia, at least. If you're going to include symphonia for the wii you should be fair and include vesperia for the 360... and the ps3 will have tales of graces as an exclusive as well as white knight chronicles.

It's not always quantity though, it's quality. A particular system might have a TON of exclusives, but if it's not what something it interested in then it doesn't matter. Having "good" exclusives is all up to opinion. :)
 

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Look! More mindless Wii/DS/3DS hatred! It's almost as if they don't acknowledge that the wii has some solid games, the DS' library is BRIMMING with amazing must-play titles and that the 3DS' good games are being released as we speak and just want to hate the company!
"Just ignore them, maybe they'll get lives/go away."

The fact I clicked the button to give you all Beiber avatars makes it easier to not take it seriously.
 

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Mehall said:
Me and a friend recently weer talking about console exclusives (we're both PC gamers, but pay good attention to consoles too) and I told him the Wii was the console with the most good exclusives.
Really? You're going to determine a console's value simply from the number of exclusives it's got? And even then you have to take into account that everyone won't like all the exclusives anyway. Most 'good' exclusives or no.

Exclusives are just incentives to chose one platform over another and it all comes down to what you prefer.
 

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OutrageousEmu said:
canadamus_prime said:
OutrageousEmu said:
canadamus_prime said:
Ok first of all I'm going to remind everyone that HD is just a big fucking gimmick, esp. those who pounce on motion controls and claim that they are a gimmick.
Its not reminding us if you're completely wrong. Graphical advancement has been behind every single console generation since gaming began. HD is not a "gimmick", it the ened result of what gaming has been working towards. You can't just abitrarily say the Wii is "good enough", especially when you're demonstratably wrong.
I can if this HD nonsense barely makes any noteworthy improvement.
So, in other words, no, you cannot.
The difference between playing XBox360 in HD vs playing XBox360 in standard definition is negligible so yes I can.