No Right Answer: Best Animal Ever

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Best Animal Ever

In honor of Thanksgiving as well as Chris' birthday tomorrow, we present 7 + minutes of Chris ranting about his favorite animal. Show your family, they'll thank you.

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Sigmund Av Volsung

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Screw Lions, Wolves ftw.

Wolves live in harsher climates and still kick ass.

Also Lions are just plain lazy, unlike Wolves who are hard working Siberian hunters.

But then again wolves are associated with that spirit animal nonsense, so I am a bit apprehensive to proclaim my respect for the gray hunters of the north.

But then again, both Geralt and Eddard Stark are wolves, so gg easy.
 

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Peacocks are the greatest animals of the world, they EAT KING COBRAS! There all like I don't care about this poison I eat you anyway. The Male Peacocks are so Bad ass that they don't even try to blend in they just strut their stuff like nobody's business.
 

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Hyenas are more successful hunters than lions and it is lions that do more scavenging off other predator's kills than any other large predator in Africa. So in reality lions are nothing more than schoolyard bullies.
Also male lions are jerks who often run off the rest of the pride so they can eat a fresh kill all by themselves.
 

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Wolves and Ravens are the best.

Wolves are great, they are badass winter hunters, they live in harsh climates ant kick all the ass.
Ravens are one of the most inteligent animals, they can even recognise a human that did something bad to them and intentionaly avoid or annoy.

And btw, hyenas often hunt by themselfes and lions steal there prey becouse they are bastards like that XD.

I really like how the the real kings and there idealistic depiction match up to the real and idealised depiction of lions, animals that are a symbol of royalty ^ ^.
 

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DRTJR said:
Peacocks are the greatest animals of the world, they EAT KING COBRAS! There all like I don't care about this poison I eat you anyway. The Male Peacocks are so Bad ass that they don't even try to blend in they just strut their stuff like nobody's business.
I find it hard to be impressed with a creature so stupid it will attack its own reflection.

I like beagles.
 

Weaver

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I like elephants.
Read the wikipedia article on elephants and you'll be pretty impressed!

Lions are lazy fucks that just lounge around all day doing absolutely dick all.
 

Imp_Emissary

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seniorsharptothetouch said:
Lions are just overgrown house cats... TIGERS however will kill, just because.

BTW a Tiger and a Lion WILL fu*k!

Also: house cats kill more often than any other cat.

[http://imageshack.com/i/jl34821495p]
[http://imageshack.com/i/c945952299p]
[http://imageshack.com/i/0h94944806p]


Also; Hope ya have a happy Thanksgiving, and birthday Chris! =w= b
 

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Smilomaniac said:
Are you lion to me? This should cause an uproar! I will refute this suggestion with all pawsible means, including claw and fang.
That was amazing. 2 Internets for you.
 

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Smilomaniac said:
Are you lion to me? This should cause an uproar! I will refute this suggestion with all pawsible means, including claw and fang.
...stop being such a pussy.
 

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seniorsharptothetouch said:
Imp Emissary said:
seniorsharptothetouch said:
Lions are just overgrown house cats... TIGERS however will kill, just because.

BTW a Tiger and a Lion WILL fu*k!

Also: house cats kill more often than any other cat.

[http://imageshack.com/i/jl34821495p]
[http://imageshack.com/i/c945952299p]
[http://imageshack.com/i/0h94944806p]


Also; Hope ya have a happy Thanksgiving, and birthday Chris! =w= b
If the father's a Tiger and the mother's a Lion the child is a Tigon.
BUT
If the father's a Lion and the mother's a Tiger the child is a Liger.

just FYI ;)
:) Yes, I know.

<.< I'm just PRETTY sure that tiger is the dad.

Though, I guess it could be the "other mom". ;p

Like Chris said. ;D Only lions make it easy for us to tell.
 

Terminate421

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No the greatest animal ever has god himself showing a documentary about it:



These are the cutest and best things on the planet.
 

shirkbot

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Terminate421 said:
No the greatest animal ever has god himself showing a documentary about it:


These are the cutest and best things on the planet.
High five fellow middle-of-the-food-chain selector! However, I submit that the pangolin is in fact the best animal. They're like armored aardvarks with prehensile tails, giving them excellent protection from anything non-human and allowing them to climb trees with adorable ease. Also, look at this young pangolin:


So cute!

Edit: Forgot a / in the image link.
 

Terminate421

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shirkbot said:
Terminate421 said:
No the greatest animal ever has god himself showing a documentary about it:


These are the cutest and best things on the planet.
High five fellow middle-of-the-food-chain selector! However, I submit that the pangolin is in fact the best animal. They're like armored aardvarks with prehensile tails, giving them excellent protection from anything non-human and allowing them to climb trees with adorable ease. Also, look at this young pangolin:


So cute!

Edit: Forgot a / in the image link.
They are like Dragon Scales....

I stand by Penguins. Besides, Penguins have several good movies under their belt. Though they are forever marked with the attrocities called Happy Feet 1 and 2.