No Right Answer: Best Animal Ever

[Kenjitsuka]

Blah blah, not funny

Crocodiles are number one, and they EAT your lions. Not the other way around. And they can run around on land just fine too, btw.

And wolves are WAAAAY cooler than lions too.

 

[Spygon]

Bring your Lions to the real hunting grounds up north where the wolves and the bears are your competition.

 

[Nokturos]

Humans are the best animals ever. We invented hamburgers and automatic rifles.

 

[RandV80]

No the greatest animal ever has god himself showing a documentary about it:

These are the cutest and best things on the planet.

Everyone knows the emperor penguin, but I watched a documentary on penguins in general once with the missus (she's a big fan) and it's neat how they all have different breeding cycle. Like some will lay two eggs, because they know a seagull will likely get one so they keep another for backup. But the best was a breed of warmer climate penguins that live around New Zealand I think it was. Basically all the male penguins gather first at the breeding ground... and start a big ass brawl to establish dominance and who gets the best spot! A few hours later the girls wander on in will while they males stand around in the spots they fought for looking all cool and tough hoping a lady will pick them.

 

[CplDustov]

Hands down funniest episode for me. Please do a spin off series of Chris rants about stuff.

 

[RTR]

Whoa, Chris' birthday is right before my mom's.

 

[RTR]

This is something that could've been on an episode of Media Sandwich.

 

[PainInTheAssInternet]

Your mom in bed.

For real, I'm going to go with spiders. They get rid of pesky insects (such as mosquitoes who only bite you out of spite. Source: Onion), they build majestic webs that are highly functional. They have a ridiculously large and hardy variety (pick your poison/venom). They can be cute or ugly, beautiful or rough, jumpers, climbers, grabbers.

All in all, a versatile creature that is majestic as hell.

 

[vxicepickxv]

Peacocks are the greatest animals of the world, they EAT KING COBRAS! There all like I don't care about this poison I eat you anyway. The Male Peacocks are so Bad ass that they don't even try to blend in they just strut their stuff like nobody's business.

Funny. I would say the mongoose is better, because it grasps the concept of a mirror.

 

[thisbymaster]

This was lame. The ideas didn't make any sense, plus without another person this just didn't work. You need a straight man to make the joke funny.

 

[mysecondlife]

I wonder if he had a little drink before filming this video..

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

That was like watching one of my friends when he's drunk or stoned. And I loved it.

Good show Chris, good show.

 

[Drummodino]

You are right Chris, lions are the best. There really is no question.

Spoiler: I dare you to argue

 

[rednightmare]

Happy Birthday Chris. I respect your opinion, but I have to throw in my vote with the wolf crowd.

 

[Olas]

Lions don't have shit on hippos. An entire pride of lions will single out a lone hippo and still usually fail to kill it. Hippos are bigger, tougher, and despite being herbivores, have more powerful jaws.

 

[wildpeaks]

Lions are lazy a**, lionesses do all the work x.x

Mantis shrimps on the other hand are glorious: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp

 

[bdcjacko]

Lions suck, tigers rule.

You know the cowardly tiger? No you don't, it is the cowardly lion. Plus tiger will kill a guy just out of boredom. Also tigers are the real king of the jungle, they just let lion be called that to not hurt their pride.

 

[RJ 17]

While there have indeed been a number of great animals brought up in this topic, I'm afraid they're all complete losers compared to the truly ultimate animal on this planet.

Spoiler: Ladies, Gentlemen, Fellow Escapists...I give you: The Water Bear.

Can your nominee survive in the vacuum of space? Is it damn-near immune to radiation? Can it resurrect itself after 120 years of being dead? Yeah, I thought not.

Runner up goes to the shrimp that kills it's prey by dividing by O.

Spoiler: The Pistol Shrimp, killing its targets with imploding paradoxes.

 

[Tombfyre]

I think we were just treated to a rant about his spirit animal or something.

 

[el_kabong]

Cows. They give us steak and hamburger (tastes awesome), leather (looks awesome), and milk (makes my Lucky Charms awesome). Sorry, lions, but you really haven't provided me with anything. Uncool, bro.