No Right Answer: Best Animal Ever

[the December King]

If you look up crocodiles on Google every now and again, they are the only animal still regularly and consistently murdering humans right back. That's gotta count for something. So I'll go with crocodiles, specifically the salties, as they don't seem to take crap from anyone or anything except the late Steve Irwin.

 

[weirdee]

I feel like we're all forgetting about the most utterly terrifying creatures on the planet


there we go, shitting my pants again

 

[DanHibiki]

Bears have been definitively proven to be better then lions.

Of all the times a Bear was pitted against a Lion, the bear just smashed the lion's scull in one blow. It eventually became boring and they went back to pitting the Bears against Bulls and other assorted animals.

 

[Icehearted]

Dogs! Anyone says otherwise is out of their minds. They're loyal, unconditionally loving, they heal and protect us, they don't judge or aren't critical, they'll give you a nuzzle even when you're grumpy are eager to play even when you've hurt them or hollered at them, they just instantly and totally love us back. They are our best companions, they practically live for us, nothing will ever revere you or cherish you like your dog. Richly diverse, culturally integrated around the world, for some of us they're family. Nothing better than a dog.

Chickens are a close second, but only because they're so important to our diet as birds and eggs. I have a lot of respect for chickens, and their noble sacrifice for my extra-crispy needs.

Actually being serious about that last part, I give real thought about the meat I eat and try to never waste it so the creature that died to feed me didn't die trivially.

 

[Mkvenner]

That was amazing! I completely agree! Lions are beast! Also happy birthday

 

[XavierPrice]

Burmecians

'nuff said.