Facebook is Best Book!
Seriously, I am the bane of social networking. I pointedly ignore pokes, most friend requests(and never explain why I won't friend you), and even messages. Facebook is a thing I have because sometimes people post photos onto it, and sometimes I care enough to take a look at them. I also don't text message people or call people unless there is specific information that needs to be relayed. I talk to people. In person.
This of course means I don't speak much to my family on the other side of the planet...