No skirts with Kinect?

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Timbydude

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Well obviously in my downtime, I like my clothing to be tight and suffocating rather than baggy and comfortable.

Seriously, I've heard nothing other than the words "Child of Eden" to make me remotely interested in this thing.
 

Cherry Cola

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Let us not forget that the Kinect can not register the color black!

When the Kinect finally comes out, it will be exclusive to naked albinos.
 

FallenTraveler

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Nmil-ek said:
wow the pricepoint, standing, not picking up blacks and now this not looking too good for Microsoft.
Not picking up blacks? I have not seen that yet... to the youtubes/wikipedia/gaming magazines!
 

Ghostkai

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So I gotta use it naked? Well, that won't do, Kinect will think I have three legs...
 

Scunner

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Ghostkai said:
So I gotta use it naked? Well, that won't do, Kinect will think I have three legs...
Your wardrobe consists soley of long skirts and no underware so you would have to use it naked?
 

Cenryk

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So if it has a problem not recognizing joints under loose clothing, then what about the opposite? What if you were like, "OK then, I'll just play without clothes." Would it freak out over too many moving "parts".
 

RatRace123

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PayJ567 said:
This is incredibly stupid. People will have to dress up to play video games. Fuck off.

This product will flop. I'm willing to put money on it.
I'll get in on that, in fact I'm counting on it. I like the 360 a lot, but I'm hoping Kinect is a failure that never gets past its first year.
 

Deadman Walkin

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I think obese people can play, because I bet that the camera looks for the body shape, not the size. Saying that you can't where skirts is fine but baggy clothes.....eh.
 

Treblaine

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Aww, so Kineck won't be able to see me dance in my Parachute pants?

Dang it, looks like Hammer-time is OVER and you CAN touch this.
 

Audio

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LoL ! Gamers mostly own baggy clothes...amiright? :p
If people are going to strip down to tight clothing, they're not going to want the thing taking pictures of you 'having fun'.

edit: This comes to mind from VGcats heh
 

Gilfareth

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While I've thought since the release of the Eyetoy that this sort of thing is nothing but a gimmick anyways, I still recommend my own original remedy for the detection issue: Play naked. If there are other people around, they aren't likely to stick around much longer if it bothers them. If it -doesn't- bother them, then hey, might just be a warm-up to some serious fun later on.

-Not-, I wish to clarify, that I like the idea of Kinect or Move. Maybe there's some slight entertainment involved, but that's just it; it's the same thing with all gimmicks, and it really can't lead to anything better.
 

Samurai Goomba

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Um, who was really expecting Kinect to be a huge hit anyway? This market is already covered by the much less expensive Wii. Kinect apparently has all these limitations, and now you have to only wear certain types or styles of clothing while using it... If you had to wear a turtleneck to play Wii Sports, would you? Of course not. Unless this issue is fixed, I doubt Kinect will go over well. Part of the appeal of gaming is that it's CONVENIENT, it's NOT LIKE WORKING and it is ESCAPISM. I don't need hassle, or reminders that my real-world self is influencing the game I'm playing.

The most immersive gaming experiences are the ones where you forget you're even there, right? You forget you're playing a game, and are just experiencing. That's why games reduce load times, or stream levels off a disc, or work on really great dialogue and an awesome narrative. But if I were playing such a game on Kinect, I would have to stop before playing and wonder, "are my clothes too baggy?" And if I guess wrong, I probably have to pause and go change. So yeah, lame.
 

Jewrean

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Firstly, it's an amazing piece of technology regardless of it's limitations.

Secondly, to all the people bitching because they like wearing baggy clothes or because they think Kinect is a gimmick, grow up. Seriously. If you don't want to buy it. Fine. But don't exaggerate it's weaknesses into something of epic proportions. These are the same people that complained when someone said the Earth was round or the kind of person who claims "A witch did it, let's burn her!" If you stand in the way of the progress of humanity then seriously, go die in a hole. This is nothing to complain about in the scheme of things.