No skirts with Kinect?

[Romblen]

Introducing the Kinect! It's an amazing piece of technology, only $150. Oh by the way, you can't wear baggy pants while using it, it's that advanced.

 

[nofear220]

So Microsoft is tangentially supporting naked gaming?

Alright.

Im completely fine with this, gives me an excuse...

& to all the people saying "OMG DIS GUNNA SUX0R CUZ I CANT WEAR WAT I WANT" Do you seriously not get how this product works? It does not magically know where all the limbs are on your body... Technology isnt magic fyi.

 

[Glass Joe]

The Wii was laughed at when it came out but has become the best selling and most fun console imo on the market.
However the Kinect looks balls, it will flop hard, harder than the fat people from tiring themselves out trying to get it to register their joints through their flab.

Your comment ended differently than I expected.

So Microsoft is tangentially supporting naked gaming?

Those Microsoft devs are crazy devils.

 

[Brnin8]

I am going to guess that a lot of people are going to play Kinect pant-less, its faster than putting on a different pair of pants...
Even worse, people playing nude...

Anyway, this is a pretty bad sign for the Kinect, although there have been others, I think this could be the final nail in its pre-release coffin...

 

[Angus565]

Wait... a machine that works better if you're naked?!
Well it's about time!

 

[Jagers1994]

Not a problem ill just play it naked

 

[Dogstile]

Just wear shorter skirts. Everyone wins.

This is exactly what I thought.

Microsoft, supporting sluttyness since 2010. Those patriot heroes.

 

[Ze_Reaper_Of_Zeath]

Lol....just wear shorter skirts.......everybody wins...

EDIT: NINJA'D

 

[TheTurtleMan]

Well this is just one more reason why I won't be buying the kinect among other reasons, but I have to disagree with what a lot of you guys are saying. The kinect will not flop and will probably earn Microsoft a hefty profit for a similar reason that the Wii is so successful. People love stupid, gimmicky shit and game companies know there's a specific demographic they can sell it to. The kinect will most likely be purchased by younger/older casual gamers. I hope I'm wrong because I hate the kinect just as much as the next guy.

 

[Sansha]

Simple solution: play naked.

 

[RUINER ACTUAL]

I think the problem Microsoft is going to have with it is the fact it costs nearly $200 USD. That's including tax, and if you don't have the new 360, an adapter cable which is sold seperatley.

 

[ZergInfestedJesus]

This is a problem?
I just assumed every also played video games naked.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

YOu also can't play while sitting down. Since you will have to go through the motions of driving to play a driving game I invite any kinect enthusiasts to try the driving a car actions while standing up right.

you can play while sitting down BUT only if the game was made for it.

 

[_Cake_]

I only wear skirts and dresses... So I can only play when I'm wearing a short enough skirt? Kinect you perv!

 

[Thunderhorse31]

This is incredibly stupid. People will have to dress up to play video games. Fuck off.

This product will flop. I'm willing to put money on it.

No no, DON'T put money on it. That way it'll flop even harder.
if that's possible

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

Well, I'm not getting it. I love me some skirts. Besides, Spoony said it didn't work. Things do not bode well for Kinect.

 

[Beastialman]

So, if I'm understanding this, it would be wise to game naked?

 

[AWC Viper]

Play naked, problem solved

 

[ydkwidrmw]

Now I cant wear my summer collection