North Korean Scientists Confirm That Unicorns Are Real

Amethyst Wind

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MiskWisk said:
Uh... I am really left speechless by this
I seriously don't know what to make of it.
It's a brilliant tourism hook for North Korea.

Seriously, they'll get families of little girls (and bronies) flocking in from all over the world to see the 'land of the unicorns'.

It's genius!
 

Godhead

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This is absolutely wonderful. Now I need to start making conspiracy theories about how Lil' Kim isn't truly in charge and that North Korea is run by a secret council of unicorns.
 

Ickabod

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So this is how they respond that Onion article, oh North Korea, it's so cute when you try.
 

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lax4life said:
This is absolutely wonderful. Now I need to start making conspiracy theories about how Lil' Kim isn't truly in charge and that North Korea is run by a secret council of unicorns.
Wait, Lil'Kim runs Korea?!?!

This changes everything!
 

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Ickabod said:
So this is how they respond that Onion article, oh North Korea, it's so cute when you try.
North Korea is basically on entire nation united under parody.
Like the time they tried to dig tunnels under the delimitarized zone and when discovered said it must have been natural caves. With... somehow naturally occuring North Korean banners with slogans and all. Then they changed their position to a misdirected coal tunnel and to support the claim quickly painted some walls black. They are also really big in the coal mining business.

They have to be all in on this. It's a whole country of jokers spending all their free time laughing about how the whole west believed they were totally insane.
 

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Quaxar said:
They have to be all in on this. It's a whole country of jokers spending all their free time laughing about how the whole west believed they were totally insane.
The sad part is: it's actually half a dozen of psychopaths insane enough to make you believe it's the entire country. Hell, the head of their national news agency is related to the Kim clan...
 

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Yeah, unicorns are cool and all. But can they hard-counter a cannon rush off a forge fast-expand?
 

Darren716

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When I first saw thus I thought they detonated a nuke and some horse got a mutation from the fallout. Oh North Korea you so crazy.
 

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DVS BSTrD said:
So THAT's why everything is so grey and bleak over in North Korea: they're in the Twilight Zone!
No, that would be the fault of Lord Monochromicorn. I knew he was evil...
 

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Neverhoodian said:
DVS BSTrD said:
So THAT's why everything is so grey and bleak over in North Korea: they're in the Twilight Zone!
Now don't overdo it with your Fancy Pants puns. The Rarity of them is what keeps them funny.

You gotta love the logic (or lack thereof) behind this:

"Oh hey, I found a sign that references unicorns! That must mean they exist!"

It's like an archeologist from the far future believing Xenomorphs are real after unearthing an old DVD of Alien.
that is about as crazy as a ramen noodle in a bowl of Applejacks.

OT: Really? ....... Really? This proves what exactly?
 

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And in other news, a imortal goddess has been released from the moon and seeks to bring about erternal night across our great country. But do not Fear! our Glorious Leader has a plan that will save us all!!!
 

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Kopikatsu said:
Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

How the hell do you even pronounce that? It looks like someone let the cat walk across their keyboard.
No it doesn't. It looks like someone let their millipede walk across the keyboard.