North Korean Scientists Confirm That Unicorns Are Real

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Ummmm...Aren't these the guys who claim that Jim Kong Li was born under a double rainbow?
And believe his birthday is celebrated around the world?
And that the first time he picked up golf, he shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one?

I'm sorry, just seeing as this is the same country we're talking about, I'm taking this with a grain of salt.
I know I'm painting a broad stroke, but if a member of the US, a country with less bullshit (But not though lack of trying), House Committee on Science, Space and Technology calls evolution lies from pit of hell, then it is possible that in a country raised on propaganda, someone might be spinning a tall tale.
....
Please don't flame me.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Are we sure The Onion isn't involved here somewhere.....

 

[UniversalRonin]

Best Scientific discovery ever.

 

[Eggsnham]

(This is getting kind of pathetic though, mostly because I think they actually expect people to believe their bullshit.)

I read some page on wikipedia (either Kim Jung Il's page, or NK's page in general) that was a gold mine of of this sort of stuff.

It makes you wonder whether they're really arrogant, or really stupid.

 

[Ingjald]

So THAT's why everything is so grey and bleak over in North Korea: they're in the Twilight Zone!

Now don't overdo it with your Fancy Pants puns. The Rarity of them is what keeps them funny.

You gotta love the logic (or lack thereof) behind this:

"Oh hey, I found a sign that references unicorns! That must mean they exist!"

It's like an archeologist from the far future believing Xenomorphs are real after unearthing an old DVD of Alien.

that is about as crazy as a ramen noodle in a bowl of Applejacks.

OT: Really? ....... Really? This proves what exactly?

Well, aren't you three Trixie...

seriously, North Korea is full of Lunatics.

 

[Tsaba]

So THAT's why everything is so grey and bleak over in North Korea: they're in the Twilight Zone!

Now don't overdo it with your Fancy Pants puns. The Rarity of them is what keeps them funny.

You gotta love the logic (or lack thereof) behind this:

"Oh hey, I found a sign that references unicorns! That must mean they exist!"

It's like an archeologist from the far future believing Xenomorphs are real after unearthing an old DVD of Alien.

that is about as crazy as a ramen noodle in a bowl of Applejacks.

OT: Really? ....... Really? This proves what exactly?

Well, aren't you three Trixie...

seriously, North Korea is full of Lunatics.

Three Trixie? Why no sir, I would say I'm a little Spitfire.
OT: Yes, yes they are crazy and they probably believe the story.

 

[UniversalRonin]

well, someone let a troll loose, a long time ago.

FAN -wait for it- TASTIC! Hahahah!!

 

[D Moness]

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

How the hell do you even pronounce that? It looks like someone let the cat walk across their keyboard.

lol . well i see it as:
Sin-jung-dong-gu-kyo-ji-sung-nam (doesn't seem that difficult if it is even the correct way to say it. My Korean sucks badly)

Honestly russian looks weirder to me >.<

 

[soren7550]

Next, on That's So North Korea!...

 

[Imp_Emissary]

That is all well and good, but what about Rainicorns?!

Spoiler: It's a unicorn combined with a rainbow, how awesome is that!

Plain unicorns are so last year...like totally!

Well Lady Rainicorn does speak Korean I think, so this is totally plausible. I mean it was labeled "Unicorn Lair" after all.

Spoiler: So people don't see the truth.>_>

(This is getting kind of pathetic though, mostly because I think they actually expect people to believe their bullshit.)

Actually she speeks Japanese. But this does explain why North Korea hates Japan.

Spoiler: Because they are....

Jealous.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Did the lair of the unicorn look like this?;

Spoiler

Well, maybe...
But then, maybe it looked like this.

Spoiler

Probably yours though. I mean who other than a unicorn that lives with a dragon would call their home a lair?

OT: So did they find the actual unicorn?

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam

I found a typo. That cannot be a real word...

It's the only book to be written by a guy right in the middle of a stroke. It starts off really well actually, but tails off towards the end...

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

And here I was hoping that Un might be just a little less crazy. Way to go North Korea, you have again embarrassed yourself on the international stage.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Sorry Korea. There is only one Unicorn I care about.

Is your Unicorn as awesome as her? No? Then I do not care.

They know it's a unicorn lair because a rectangular rock with the words "Unicorn Lair" carved into it stands out front.

... Seems Legit.

 

[Timedraven 117]

Everyone point and laugh at the retarded kid (North Korea) who no one on the bloc likes.

OT: This sounds like NK all right. What i don't get is why China is still friends with the fuckers. I mean all they have to do is punch them and they control the damn place. Everyone hates NK and China barely is at a alliance with them. They don't even need them anymore to be there, no one would care if the Chinese took it over.

 

[Scarim Coral]

So is this suppose to add cool points to North Korea.

Either way, next thing on the list of mystical creature to rediscover is the Pegasus!