North Korean Scientists Confirm That Unicorns Are Real

[Not G. Ivingname]

It's from North Korea.

IT MUST BE TRUE!

 

[SwimmingRock]

This seems legit.

I want them to investigate dragons next please!

One sec. Gonna write "Dragon lair" on a rock with a sharpie and lay it on my doormat. I'll make millions in tourism. Wait, can North Koreans leave the country? Dammit, a flaw in my plan!

You gotta love the logic (or lack thereof) behind this:

"Oh hey, I found a sign that references unicorns! That must mean they exist!"

It's like an archeologist from the far future believing Xenomorphs are real after unearthing an old DVD of Alien.

Hang on. Does the article claim that the rock has been proven to be old? I read this and assumed they'd just made the rock and then told people they "found" it. I mean, if it was actually lying there for almost 700 years, you'd think something would have happened to move it at some point.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Did the lair of the unicorn look like this?;

Spoiler

So North Korea is what happens to Equestria when the bad guys win? is this why people hate Bronies? Maybe they are communists/future dictators?

 

[RJ 17]

Fossils or it didn't happen.

Or I guess, in this case, "it didn't exist".

Because yeah, we all know that ancient texts speaking of mythical creatures are always to be taken as historical fact.

 

[Filiecs]

Did the lair of the unicorn look like this?;

Spoiler

So North Korea is what happens to Equestria when the bad guys win? is this why people hate Bronies? Maybe they are communists/future dictators?

Personally I was thinking more along the lines of fascism than communism.
The ponies live in a capitalist dictatorship after all.
Praise the day when the entire world is united under the flag of FRIENDSHIP!

 

[Pinstar]

Kim Jun Un totally has an Alicorn OC.

 

[Pannatat Rojnakrit]

So is this suppose to add cool points to North Korea.

Either way, next thing on the list of mystical creature to rediscover is the Pegasus!

Everyone point and laugh at the retarded kid (North Korea) who no one on the bloc likes.

OT: This sounds like NK all right. What i don't get is why China is still friends with the fuckers. I mean all they have to do is punch them and they control the damn place. Everyone hates NK and China barely is at a alliance with them. They don't even need them anymore to be there, no one would care if the Chinese took it over.

China keep NK as cannon fodder.
They're fanatic and loyal, perfect cannon fodder.
They can armed "all" of their citizen(old, women, children) if need be, and those are willing to fight to the death too.
This is what made NK so dangerous. True, their technology is so out of date but their zerg rush tactic would be devastating.
And with China back them up, they're even more formidable.
Imagine you manage to fend of million of troops and realized that they didnt even send in their main force(which is even more massive and better armed)

 

[Evil Smurf]

ersonally I was thinking more along the lines of fascism than communism.
The ponies live in a capitalist dictatorship after all.
Praise the day when the entire world is united under the flag of FRIENDSHIP!

As a communist (Christian Marxist) I have usually always been been disappointed by communist regimes, If only the North Koreans everyone in the world realised that friendship is magic!

 

[Sunrider]

Courtneypants will be pleased, I assure you all. It's tough, fighting against the non-believers for many years.

 

[AnotherPersonDELETE]

Did the lair of the unicorn look like this?;

Spoiler

So North Korea is what happens to Equestria when the bad guys win? is this why people hate Bronies? Maybe they are communists/future dictators?

Personally I was thinking more along the lines of fascism than communism.
The ponies live in a capitalist dictatorship after all.
Praise the day when the entire world is united under the flag of FRIENDSHIP!

Well considering Princess celestia doesn't nationalize the businesses of equestria. I think we can safely assume It's just a Regular o'l Monarchist-Dictatorship with a free-market.

 

[Rainboq]

Annnnd you're all banned from r/pyongyang.

That said, all glory to Best Korea for verifying that its cultural tales are in fact true!

[sub][sub]Poe's law, here I come![/sub][/sub]

 

[90sgamer]

And the 2012 award for "most consistently misleading article titles" goes to.... Andy Chalk!

 

[Commissar Sae]

But but... Olaus Wormius disproved the existence of unicorns in the early 17th century. He had just as much Science backing him up as those North Koreans.

 

[Sir Shockwave]

Sorry Korea. There is only one Unicorn I care about.

Is your Unicorn as awesome as her? No? Then I do not care.[

Who knows, maybe they found her fossilized remains?

...That's a grim thought right there O_O

 

[snowfi6916]

Did the lair of the unicorn look like this?;

Spoiler

So North Korea is what happens to Equestria when the bad guys win? is this why people hate Bronies? Maybe they are communists/future dictators?

Personally I was thinking more along the lines of fascism than communism.
The ponies live in a capitalist dictatorship after all.
Praise the day when the entire world is united under the flag of FRIENDSHIP!

Well considering Princess celestia doesn't nationalize the businesses of equestria. I think we can safely assume It's just a Regular o'l Monarchist-Dictatorship with a free-market.

I thought Equestria was a diarchy (ruled by Celestia and Luna as equals, two rulers).

A monarchist-dictatorship would infer that Celestia is the only ruler with absolute power, which isn't the case.

Andorra and Swaziland are both real life diarchies, so the term is real.

 

[Bat Vader]

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

How the hell do you even pronounce that? It looks like someone let the cat walk across their keyboard.

That or something H.P. Lovecraft would have come up with.

That is all well and good, but what about Rainicorns?!

Spoiler: It's a unicorn combined with a rainbow, how awesome is that!

Plain unicorns are so last year...like totally!

If someone takes a bite out of a Rainicorn will it taste like Skittles? I imagine it tasting like skittles.

 

[C F]

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam?

How the hell do you even pronounce that? It looks like someone let the cat walk across their keyboard.

That or something H.P. Lovecraft would have come up with.

If that were the case, I think it would be missing some of it's vowels, and I'm fairly certain it would have an apostrophe or three somewhere in it.

Sin-jung-dong-guk-yo-ji-sung-nam. Or whatever the heck. It's an Asian language, you just break it up into syllables.
But yeah. North Korea said it. And now we're laughing at it.

 

[Azure Knight-Zeo]

"It's a rock that says that a unicorn was here", can't arguee with that logic.

Also, did anyone else read it as "DARK Academy of Social Sciences"?

 

[Roxas1359]

That is all well and good, but what about Rainicorns?!

Spoiler: It's a unicorn combined with a rainbow, how awesome is that!

Plain unicorns are so last year...like totally!

Well Lady Rainicorn does speak Korean I think, so this is totally plausible. I mean it was labeled "Unicorn Lair" after all.

Spoiler: So people don't see the truth.>_>

(This is getting kind of pathetic though, mostly because I think they actually expect people to believe their bullshit.)

Actually she speeks Japanese. But this does explain why North Korea hates Japan.

Spoiler: Because they are....

Jealous.

She doesn't speak Japanese she speaks Korean. It says so on the wiki, plus I've taken 4 years of Japanese to know that what she's speaking isn't Japanese.

OT: Oh Jap...oh wait wrong country. Oh North Korea~
Also, I find this relevant:

 

[Atmos Duality]

Fuck it. That's it.
We must invade North Korea.

The gate to Equestria lies there. My holy crusade can finally begin!

Same Ad-Captcha three times in a row.
Real fuckin classy. Gotta keep those bots out, amirite?