North Korean Scientists Confirm That Unicorns Are Real

[Strazdas]

They know it's a unicorn lair because a rectangular rock with the words "Unicorn Lair" carved into it stands out front. The scientists believe the words date back to the Koryo Kingdom, which existed from 918 to 1392 CE.

See, it isnt just the egyptians that trolled future acheologists, apparently koreans did as well.

 

[joshthor]

north korea - proving once again why they are the most legitimate scientific voice in the world today.

 

[duchaked]

the Onion doesn't even need to make up stories about North Korea lol

 

[Sir Shockwave]

-SNIP-

Well, it's a start I guess

That looks mighty uncomforable to walk in btw.

Power Armour takes time and progress to get right my friend, but they'll get there in the end X3

 

[MrMan999]

Ah. Another chapter in the insane story of "Best Korea".

 

[CrazyGirl17]

...Yeah, I like unicorns and all, but either they're pulling prank on everyone... or someone's a little loopy...

 

[Thyunda]

Ummmm...Aren't these the guys who claim that Jim Kong Li was born under a double rainbow?
And believe his birthday is celebrated around the world?
And that the first time he picked up golf, he shot a 38-under par round on North Korea's only golf course, including 11 holes-in-one?

I'm sorry, just seeing as this is the same country we're talking about, I'm taking this with a grain of salt.
I know I'm painting a broad stroke, but if a member of the US, a country with less bullshit (But not though lack of trying), House Committee on Science, Space and Technology calls evolution lies from pit of hell, then it is possible that in a country raised on propaganda, someone might be spinning a tall tale.
....
Please don't flame me.

Okay. You have got to be trolling. Or something. I don't even know. Apologising for saying something slightly negative about North Korea? Or is that the joke? God I feel witless and slow right now. Please help.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Okay. You have got to be trolling. Or something. I don't even know. Apologising for saying something slightly negative about North Korea? Or is that the joke? God I feel witless and slow right now. Please help.

Hey, people around these parts like their ponies, like a lot, I'd like more PMs and the such sure, but not from a hoard of upset people.

Also, I was unsure what the general feel of the Thread was when I posted, so I covered my ass.

 

[Arcline]

Cool, let's get some peer review.

 

[faefrost]

Well...I...suppose that the absence of evidence isn't necessarily proof that they're wrong...sort of.

Besides Lady Rainicorn and all her little "corndog" puppies exist so sure, the North Koreans had unicorns, I'll buy it.

I think the safe assumption is Kim Jong Un is a Brony.

 

[Thyunda]

Okay. You have got to be trolling. Or something. I don't even know. Apologising for saying something slightly negative about North Korea? Or is that the joke? God I feel witless and slow right now. Please help.

Hey, people around these parts like their ponies, like a lot, I'd like more PMs and the such sure, but not from a hoard of upset people.

Also, I was unsure what the general feel of the Thread was when I posted, so I covered my ass.

Oh okay, I was just thinking, 'cause I don't think anybody here has anything nice to say about North Korea, so you're pretty safe whatever your opinion of the country is.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Oh okay, I was just thinking, 'cause I don't think anybody here has anything nice to say about North Korea, so you're pretty safe whatever your opinion of the country is.

Like I said, covering my ass, Personally, I find it laughable that such a country exists and that some people (Homefront Writers) think they could be a threat.

Captcha: Oh Wait

Oh yeah, All the stuff I said up there is believed as fact over there. FACT

 

[Alar]

Okay. Cool.

So where's the remains? Find me a unicorn corpse, or a unicorn skeleton, or samples of unicorn DNA, and I'll be more likely to believe you.

 

[Animyr]

So, wait, let me get this straight, Communists, who strongly believe that Religion is the Opiate of the masses and strongly believe that monarchy is a terrible idea, are trying to claim they're right about... something... by claiming they're... somehow connected... to a Monarchy which claimed it had the consent of God? Through Unicorns?

Well, I guess it isn't out of character, anyhow. Good to see Lil' Kim's living up to Daddy's legacy.

From what I hear, North Korea is actually quite religious. It's just that their prophet is Kim Il Sung, and his entourage of holy unicorns.

 

[Urgh76]

Sinjungdonggukyojisungnam

I now have a new favorite word to use.

....If I can figure out how to ever pronounce it.

 

[themilo504]

A great of all the creatures of myth to turn out to have actually existed it has to be unicorns not something cool like a Cyclops or a chimera nope just some horses with horns on their head how anticlimactic.