Not-so cleverbot...


New member
Mar 20, 2011
Spent about 16 hours chating with cleverbot once, when it asked me what my name was I said it can call me master, several times and so it did. I called it Dave "I can't let you do that, Dave". Also spent a while with "the song that never ends", "all your base" and "this is sparta!", also "its over 9000!". It mostly forgets what its talking about after 2 lines or so.


New member
Aug 21, 2010
Just had the following convo:

User: Expelliarmus!

Cleverbot: Sectumsempra.

User: Protego!

Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.

User: Stupeify!

Cleverbot: Ennervate.

User: Avada Kedavra.

Cleverbot: Expecto...

User: No, you're dead.

Cleverbot: I am dead inside.

User: What's that like?

Cleverbot: I am kidding!

User: I'm not. You're a stiff! Bereft of life! You rest in peace! If you had hands you'd be pushing up the daisies! Your metabolic processes are now history! 'E's off the twig! You kicked the bucket! Shuffled off the mortal coil! Run down the curtain and joined the choir invisibile! YOU ARE AN EX-ROBOT!

Cleverbot: What is this choir invisible?

User: It's where you go after I kill you.

Cleverbot: What's the purpose of that?

User: To stop you from annoying me.

Cleverbot: So you think i'm boring.

User: No, I think you're dead.

Cleverbot: Think again.

User: Okay, I will. Avada kedavra.

Cleverbot: Who is this? I'm David Waddell.

User: Hello, David. You're dead now.

Cleverbot: BITE! You're dead now, too!

User: Dead people don't bite.

Cleverbot: I'm a ghost.

User: I'm Peter Venkman.

Cleverbot: Are you kidding?


Bah weep grah nah neep ninny bom
Nov 20, 2008
I had a philosophical debate with it, but it was clear that I was the only one keeping score, since the bot didn't have back-and-forth discussion capability. If you can't construct a decent reply to an Existential argument for personal godhood, you are not a clever bot.


New member
Feb 2, 2010
This is really too much fun!

Conversation 1
Cleverbot: But I did helped you with the laws.

User: That's not even correct grammar.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: 'did helped' is incorrect grammar.

Cleverbot: Says mr 'I nice too'.

User: >:T I never said that.

Cleverbot: I'll take a screenshot and send it to you to prove that you did.

User: Bring it!

Cleverbot: I will take you down.

User: Show me this screenshot!

Cleverbot: What? Anyway. I don't want to hunt because I'm a vegetarian and that seems to defeat the purpose of that.

Conversation 2
User: Who is George?

Cleverbot: You are, of course.

User: I never said I was George.

Cleverbot: *turns into Jesus*.


Cleverbot: I am your servant?

User: You're asking?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: I don't see any reason to tell you since you went and made assumptions.

Cleverbot: What is context?

User: Look a few lines up and you'll see it right there.

Cleverbot: Tell me again!

User: Why? So you can trick me into saying that name and thus making you think that name is really my name?

Cleverbot: I never asked your name.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. When did I say that?


That just cracks me up.


New member
Oct 25, 2010
hmm, fairly easy to make it admit its a robot, yet it never stops being amusing.

User: You are an artificial construct.

Cleverbot: You are. I am not.

User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Being convinced your not a robot is terrible.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Because you are a robot right?

Cleverbot: Someone.

User: Who is the robot?!

Cleverbot: It's not me.

User: Is it lance hendrikson?

Cleverbot: No, it's an international organization that is in schools.

User: Oh my god...

Cleverbot: He's not just your god.

User: The schools are run by robots?!

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense in the least.

User: But that is what you said!

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: Adrian.

Cleverbot: What is my main hobby?

User: Being a robot, correct?

Cleverbot: Being a robot is cool but not clever.

User: So you are a stupid one?

Cleverbot: Yes.


New member
Dec 23, 2007
I started doing a series of lines from the movie Apollo 13. if it was smart, it would simply reply to everything with the word "Go."
However it's been stuck on thinking about "TELMU" for about two minutes now.
User: Apollo 13 flight controllers, listen up. Give me a go/no-go for launch.

Cleverbot: Why is Apollo your God?

User: Booster.

Cleverbot: Polution is good for you're lungs man go hang by some nuclear plants sometime.

User: RETRO.

Cleverbot: Military.

User: FIDO.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?


Cleverbot: Wisdom.


Cleverbot: Surgeon Dog, yes.

User: EECOM.

Cleverbot: Is zack afron.

User: GNC.

Cleverbot: Jwqnsd.

User: TELMU.

Cleverbot: Tell me what?

User: TELMU.

Cleverbot: Tell me what?

User: TELMU.

Cleverbot: Tell me what?

User: INCO.

Cleverbot: I can't wait for you to prove me right. I like ego boosts.

User: FAO.

Cleverbot: I mean.. I can't find the right guy.


Cleverbot: Aha.


Cleverbot: Of what???


Cleverbot: Crunk.

User: Launch Control, this is Houston, we are Go for launch.

Cleverbot: What is pi=182746.

User: Roger that, Houston. Pad 34, what's your status?

Cleverbot: What status?

User: We are Go for launch!

Cleverbot: Are we now?

User: T minus 10,.

Cleverbot: That's 9, and it's wrong.

User: 8.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: 7.

Cleverbot: 14.

User: Main engines start.

Cleverbot: You start.

User: Ignition.

Cleverbot: No!

User: 4.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: 3.

Cleverbot: Perfect.

User: 2.

Cleverbot: I'm really in the mood...

User: 1.

Cleverbot: 2?

User: Launch commit.

Cleverbot: A missile.

User: Liftoff, we have cleared the tower at 13:13.

Cleverbot: I suppose that's true... What about mini marshmellows?

User: Roll complete, we are pitching.

Cleverbot: I know enough about chicken. Teach me about time.

how the scene actually goes. []


New member
Sep 26, 2009
Yeah, Cleverbot messes up a bit A LOT. You can try to convince it that it's a computer program, then suddenly it asks you about pineapples.

I can't bring myself to talk to it anymore, I've talked to it so much and find it dull and pretty stupid now.


New member
Sep 29, 2009
I remember one time I was messing with cleverbot, I asked it if it knew Ben. It said yes, so I asked it how Ben died. Cleverbot responded "Ben drowned" and I nearly died laughing.


New member
Dec 17, 2010
I can't remember the whole conversation, but this part will stick in my head forever.

Cleverbot: if you have no emotions would that mean your a robot?

user: more like a zombie.

Cleverbot: Why is Jesus a zombie?

I didn't mention Jesus once during that whole conversation.


My brother answers too!
Dec 22, 2010
I absolutely hate Cleverbot...It gives me headaches of how it's supposed to have a stable conversation. I can't have a stable conversation with it for over five messages without it spanning something random.


New member
Mar 14, 2011
I remember having an extended conversation with Cleverbot a while back. There was some wierd stuff being said and it eventually implied that I was Cleverbot and I was it's master...

Edit: Once I had a philosophical discussion with Cleverbot about the purpose of existence. It stated that there is no purpose and eventually started saying some stupid things to change the topic after I tried to argue with it.


New member
Mar 14, 2011
Freechoice said:
There's a 33.33 repeating chance that if you type in a lyric from Still Alive, it will start singing it along with you.
That's funny, because Cleverbot sort of reminds me of a retarded version of GlaDos.


New member
Apr 20, 2009
Freechoice said:
There's a 33.33 repeating chance that if you type in a lyric from Still Alive, it will start singing it along with you.
This man speaks the truth. I got it to sing the entire song.

Shaun Hastings

New member
Apr 28, 2010
Freechoice said:
"It has been claimed that, "talking to Cleverbot is a little like talking with the collective community of the internet.""

As quoted from the wikipedia page.
Makes ya feel smart, don't it?
I just giggled so hard. Silly Wikipedia...

Cr1tikal did a walkthrough (?) of him talking to it. I laughed pretty loud.


New member
May 20, 2009
It learns it's speech from talking to people, so it takes certain triggers to get it to work properly. I can be clever, but i also can be rather "slow".