Obscure Gaming Quotes

[Daft Sikes]

"Oh my God [name withheld] a bomb!"
*sounding completely uninterested* " A bomb?"

 

[Jefw]

character one: "No! I'm unarmed!
YOUR SOUL WILL BE AS CURSED AS MINE!" *umph*

protagonist: "This is for Jenny..."

*brainsplosion ensues*

 

[CleverCover]

Character 1: Hey! Who are you!? What are you doing back here?
Character 2: What am i doing here? What are you doing here?
Character 1: What?
Character 2: Do you have any idea how dangerous it is here?
Character 1: Dangerous?
Character 2: Get out of here now! Before it blows!
Character 1: Blows? Wha--
Character 2: RUN!
Character 1: Alright! (Makes a run for the door)

Best moment in that game.

Mass Effect 2: Thane's mission I think.

Ooh! I have one! I wonder if people will get it.

It's right after the first battle:

Character A: Well, well, still going on adventures with that scaredy-cat girl, huh?
Character B: That voice....it couldn't be...
Character A: Yup it is! And I helped myself to all the treasure!

Bonus cookies for whoever gets the characters.

 

[Aelfric Raven]

"Name"
"Job"
"Bye"

All from the same game, and from the same character.

They even make fun of that in-game.

 

[Jefw]

"My friends are my power!"

"This guy is un-fuckin-believable."

"Why so serious?"

Second one is from The Ripper,
Saw the spoony review by any chance?

 

[LogicNProportion]

Guy 1: "Okay. Well, theoretically speaking, right? Would a moose have sex with me if I gave it ten million dollars?"

Guy 2: "Well, that's a lot of money..."

Guy 1: "So? Would it?"

Guy 2: "I guess it would depend on the moose."

Guy 2: "If it was a genetically altered moose with the brain-power equal to a human, and capable of speech, I'd have to say yes>'

Guy 1: "Okay, now where would I find such horny, naughty mooses-es?"

Guy 2: "Hmmmm...Sweden, most likely. And everyone knows that Swedes are open-minded when it comes to sex. Cross-species sex, too, I'm sure."

Guy 1: "Yeah, those filthy Swedes. Heheh. God bless em."

I looked on Google, VERY FEW links to this one.

As if you were okay with typing this into your search bar...

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

WHERES MAH MASK BEOTCH?!!

I paraphrased a bit, but I'll give you a hint:

full of nightmare fuel, came out in 2000, was a 1st party nintendo game. less annoying then it's predecessor.

Oh, I think the quote above me is from Bad company... not sure though.

 

[tlozoot]

"Get in the bag, future criminal."

 

[RetroKid]

Ready,1,2,3, FUZZY PICKLES!!!

Shouldn't be too hard.

 

[Ninjamedic]

"Ho Ho Ho, I got a Machine Gun!"

WHERES MAH MASK BEOTCH?!!

I paraphrased a bit, but I'll give you a hint:

full of nightmare fuel, came out in 2000, was a 1st party nintendo game. less annoying then it's predecessor.

Oh, I think the quote above me is from Bad company... not sure though.

(looks at avatar) ............may need another hint.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

"Ho Ho Ho, I got a Machine Gun!"

WHERES MAH MASK BEOTCH?!!

I paraphrased a bit, but I'll give you a hint:

full of nightmare fuel, came out in 2000, was a 1st party nintendo game. less annoying then it's predecessor.

Oh, I think the quote above me is from Bad company... not sure though.

(looks at avatar) ............may need another hint.

I'm guessing that was sarcasm?

[small]pay no attention to the avatar![/small]

And you still have to say the name...

 

[LaughingAtlas]

character one: "No! I'm unarmed!
YOUR SOUL WILL BE AS CURSED AS MINE!" *umph*

protagonist: "This is for Jenny..."

*brainsplosion ensues*

Gun. Reed got what he deserved.
Some not particularly well-known conversations:

Character G:"Worlds will tremble, stars will shake...!"
Character K:*throws a lightsaber through important generator* "Your shields will fall."
Character G: "GRAAAH!"

Character K:"Think of tanks... Think of airplanes!"
Character S:"Use your imagination, [NAME], think big like the americans! Think of bombs!"

Character R:"There it is, Pulsar Infernus Typhoon Omega!"
Character M:"Hmm... P-p-inf-tyfn-om... PINTO!"
Character R:"What!?"

 

[Trotgar]

"you must construct addition py-" no..that's too easy.

"I'm not a merry mutant!"

I'll throw you all a bone anyway.

Is that from

Spoiler

Marcus (Fallout 2)?

EDIT 2: Oh damn, ninja'd a long time ago. Oh well.

OT:
-"Um... has anyone seen a floating sarcastic skull around here?"
EDIT: might just as well add another one:
"-Character A: Attention; Character A. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Character B: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Character A: Affirmatory.
Character B: Then the answer is yes."

Spoiler: Hints

-Look at my avatar.
-This game has a huge amount of great quotes, but I guess it would be pointless to add those.

and:
-"Butt kicking! For Goodness!" (this is a classic).

 

[Crelda]

Number 1
"Do you have a reserva... MARDRE DE DIOS IT'S EL POLLO DIABLO *guitars*"

Number 2
"You know what they say, to save the world, you have to push a few old ladies down some stairs."

Number 3
"I am an elemental spirit summoned with one desire, with one purpose... TO DRIVE!"

These certainly follow a theme...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

character one: "No! I'm unarmed!
YOUR SOUL WILL BE AS CURSED AS MINE!" *umph*

protagonist: "This is for Jenny..."

*brainsplosion ensues*

Due to the sole mention of "Jenny," I'm going to have to guess The Darkness? It's been a long time since I have played that game, but I'm pretty sure that is right there at the end.

 

[Macrobstar]

"hello"

 

[AlexJ412]

"Lunch makes everything better!" "Oh look, I have cheese!"

probably really obvious

 

[Trent Kama]

"Taxi apple sponge! Skunks playing poker! Basketball cheesesteak!"

If anyone knows what game this is from without Googling, you deserve some sort of medal made of cookies.

 

[Gunjack65]

1. Ahhh, fresh from the bowls of a king Ameboid!
2. Our Boy here gets all mean and nasty when you piss him off, so dont piss him off.
3. They eat with their mouths? Urgh! I think I am going to be violently Ill.
4. I dont care how many stomacs you have, I dont have time for this

Two of those are from the same game.

 

[bad_dog14]

I think it goes a little bit like this, I'm not sure:

"By answering politely, how the fuck do you think? Now get ready to move."