Obscure Gaming Quotes

[LightningBanks]

"Come enjoy a natural wonderland, to which we've added the world's finest resort facilities, a spectacular amusement park, AND...succulent seafood."

Bioshock 2?

It was Super mario sunshine

 

[jebussaves88]

"Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried to deep fry turkey? Third degree burns over 95% of his body. They even had doctors coming in for miles to see him cos they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns..."

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

"Well, i probably wouldn't be two feet tall, roaming around a sewer with no pants on.
God, I miss pants."

Jak 2.

Yeah.

 

[LightningBanks]

"Get in the bag, future criminal."

Deathspank, those dam orphans took so long to save

 

[Mr.Amakir]

"you must construct addition py-" no..that's too easy.

"I'm not a merry mutant!"

I'll throw you all a bone anyway.

Is that from

Spoiler

Marcus (Fallout 2)?

EDIT 2: Oh damn, ninja'd a long time ago. Oh well.

OT:
-"Um... has anyone seen a floating sarcastic skull around here?"
EDIT: might just as well add another one:
"-Character A: Attention; Character A. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Character B: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Character A: Affirmatory.
Character B: Then the answer is yes."

Spoiler: Hints

-Look at my avatar.
-This game has a huge amount of great quotes, but I guess it would be pointless to add those.

and:
-"Butt kicking! For Goodness!" (this is a classic).

Planescape: Torment

 

[IamQ]

"Well, i probably wouldn't be two feet tall, roaming around a sewer with no pants on.
God, I miss pants."

Jak 2!

"Self destruct in 60 seconds"
"Oh the humiliation! Destroyed by squishies AWWWWWWW, I'll never live this down..."
"Times up"
"What?! That wasn't even close to 60 seconds!"
"Bye bye!"

 

[03August2009]

If someone knows this, I'm going to marry that person....

Character A : "War's boring. Anyone else bored?"
Character B : "You should learn to appreciate any downtime Koslowski. Makes combat more exciting."
Character A : "Okay. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with....G"
Character B : "Gun"
Character A : "Err.. no, it's not gun"
Character B : " It's gun, isn't it Koslowski? Jees, you even cheat at I-Spy!"
Character A : "It's not gun, it's jeep"
Character B: "Jeep doesn't start with G, you meathead!"
Character A: "Okay, okay, not jeep.I mean....grass"
Character B : "Grass?!"

shellshock nam '67

 

[somersetal]

for a brick he flew pretty good!

 

[diebane]

I didn't find any quote which I knew or hadn't been answered yet, so I'm going to break da rules!

1. "Have no fear, [name] is here!" Easy

2. Hands detonator to women: "Davai" Already pretty hard

3. "Hold on, I'll buzz you in *door buzzes* " The person who knows this has played on of my favorite games of all time

mfG diebane

EDIT: The one above me is Halo 2, I didn't break the rules afterall

 

[IamQ]

"All fixed thanks to me!............Your welcome"

Sounds like something out of a Jak and Daxter game. Am I right?

 

[zHellas]

"Self destruct in 60 seconds"
"Oh the humiliation! Destroyed by squishies AWWWWWWW, I'll never live this down..."
"Times up"
"What?! That wasn't even close to 60 seconds!"
"Bye bye!"

Rachet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal!

I knew that sounded familiar as soon as I read "squishies".

 

[WittyName]

"Ho Ho Ho, I got a Machine Gun!"

Die Hard Trilogy, the game inside the Nakatomi building?

 

[Broady Brio]

"You think you can surpass my skill?!"
"Nope. I'm gonna cheat."

*Gunshot.

 

[-Drifter-]

"What a strange and beautiful world I beheld, but dangerous too, I was certain. And I was friendless and homeless, and so I prayed."

Sacrifice. (I cheated, by the way.)

That's what I got too. Google works.

No cheating, you bastards!

Well, I guess I'll think up another one... Hmmm...

"'You're both... FRENCH!'
'WE SURRENDER! AAAAAH!'"

SONOFABITCH! I know this game. The one with the shark launchers and such. I want to say it's called Total Annihilation?. A hint? I remember seeing an X-Play review of it.

Well, you could just go to page two. Someone already got it. If you'd rather guess yourself though, I could give you a hint...

Uh, I know! Finish this sentence: "The suspects are believed to be _____ and _________"

 

[camz123]

"Did I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith tried to deep fry turkey? Third degree burns over 95% of his body. They even had doctors coming in for miles to see him cos they'd never seen burns on top of existing burns..."

I haven't even heard that one yet but I still know it is from ellis on Left 4 dead 2 from just from the name Keith

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"That was fun, but only because this is the 22nd century. Kids who put hamsters in microwave ovens in my time get taken away from their parents and put up for adoption. So DON'T DO IT."

Can nobody get this? I'm disappointed.

 

[Wutaiflea]

Hm, okay, I wonder if anyone can get these:

"I've always wanted to do that!"

"Why would someone break my Christmas decorations?!"

"Send that soldier a bomb or something!"

 

[ESCAPIST DELETE THIS ACCOUNT]

No time to play with myself" (when trying to use the Duke Nukem arcade machine )

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

«Men, fight and die...with honor!»

I´ll give you a hint:it´s from a ps2 game.

 

[Grayjack]

"Ahhh...I see three sets of boobies...and one...cutting board."