Obscure Gaming Quotes

[Canadamus Prime]

"Moo? Primitive, yet strangely profound."
"Braaaaaaaaaains. Oh and uh moo."

it sounds familiar so im just gonna say destroy all humans cause it has a lot of dialogue like that

Congratulations, you got it! Oh and uh moo.

 

[-Drifter-]

Never in a million years did I expect someone to get this. Kudos.

Yea, practically no one's ever heard of it before. That and the same developer's preceding game, Giants: Citizen Kabuto are some of the funniest games ever made, but no one played them .

I have a trailer for that game on my computer actually. Came with Sacrifice.

 

[-Drifter-]

Your parentage is below average, and your ancestry is of questionable worth.

Jade Empire.

Now please e-mail me you're address so that I can come over there and punch you in the stomach for reminding me of it.

 

[stygN]

"Gun"

That's from "I'm not a real surgeon".

How about this one.

"Game over, man! Game over!"

This game was brutally hard! So I heard that line a few times...

Hint: The line in the game are stolen from a rather popular movie...

Alien the game

Well.. You're right on the movie.. But not on the game.. The game is pretty old.. Way older then any Alien-movie based game I've ever seen..

Yeah, it aint that game.. Sorry : /

And if you

your talking about the one on the snes right? i dont remember what its called exactly i just remember playing it as a kid and getting destroyed

Hmm... I played it on a Win95 computer.. It may have existed on snes too with slightly poorer graphics as it was a "typical" snes game.. Could you explain how it was please? If t sounds like the same game I'll give you the point : ) And yeah, it was really hard! : )

i cant remember much i was only 5 when i played it but i remember only one screen and you were some guy with a machine gun and there was a bar on the ceiling to cross this gap with and the gap had several face huggers in it and i think at the other side of the gap their was an alien and all of the background was gray and thats the only thing i remember

Well, I'm not thinking of an Alien-game.. I'm sorry : /

It really has nothing to do with the movie at all.. It has more to do with combating computer viruses..

i looked up the one i played and it was this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_3pkxiM2Us

Yeah, that ain't the game : / And if you notice, the quote from your game is just "Game over, man!" while the one from my game is "Game over, man! Game over!".

Again, it has NOTHING to do with the Alien movies apart from the stolen quote : )

It's a pretty tough one, but hey.. Let me give you all a picture of the game..

http://tinypic.com/r/s4cn0m/7

Heading to bed now... It's 8 AM.. : /

 

[Twilight_Prophet]

"It was such a small seed...I needed to find out what was growing inside. And there was only one way to find out. So I decided to raise it"

 

[LostProxy]

"The weather's getting worse, but I'm almost ashore. I fear my life may be in danger, but I have come prepared. (sound of shotgun being cocked) Hmmm, that's strange, my watch has stopped."

I didn't see any replies to this one.

Alan Wake?

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

There's this, "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling
in ignorance, incapable of understanding. We are Legion. We are
infinite."

and then there's this: "We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom."

The second one is easier.

 

[Cptn_Squishy]

Read the Scott Pilgrim graphic novels. In #2 Knives fights Ramona, nicks her, and says 'I grazed you!' And Ramona says 'How appropriate. You fight like a cow.'

Fantastic...absolutely fantastic.

 

[Ordinaryundone]

"Say Gao were to have an accident...like falling down a flight of punches.

 

[Nouw]

METAL BOXES!

If you played the game and don't know it, SHAME ON YOU!

 

[ShakerSilver]

Character 1: I just knew it was gonna be one of those days.
Character 2: Don't forget Hawaii!

I bet no one will get this. ;P

 

[Ashcrexl]

If someone knows this, I'm going to marry that person....

Character A : "War's boring. Anyone else bored?"
Character B : "You should learn to appreciate any downtime Koslowski. Makes combat more exciting."
Character A : "Okay. I spy with my little eye, something beginning with....G"
Character B : "Gun"
Character A : "Err.. no, it's not gun"
Character B : " It's gun, isn't it Koslowski? Jees, you even cheat at I-Spy!"
Character A : "It's not gun, it's jeep"
Character B: "Jeep doesn't start with G, you meathead!"
Character A: "Okay, okay, not jeep.I mean....grass"
Character B : "Grass?!"

i tried to cheat on this one with google just out of curiosity and the first result brought me straight back here. now im too lazy to cheat or care.

 

[strum4h]

Go for the eyes boo go for the eyes RAAAH!

 

[Suicideking]

On some tombstones in the game:

"Here lies Atheist, All dressed up with no where to go"
"I finished before you in the human race"

 

[Engarde]

"YOU SAVED MY HORSE."
Anyone who has played that game like I have will know what I mean.

 

[Veldaroth]

There's this, "Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling
in ignorance, incapable of understanding. We are Legion. We are
infinite."

and then there's this: "We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom."

The second one is easier.

Mass Effect!

And here's mine. Pardon if it's a bit off, I haven't played it in a while and this is from memory.
Person 1 "What are you doing here?!"
Person 2 "Um, we're pirates, it's what we do. What, are you stupid or something?"
Person 1 "*sniffle* Why does everyone call me stupid?"
Person 3"Hey! Don't make our leader cry!"

 

[Veldaroth]

Go for the eyes boo go for the eyes RAAAH!

Minsc from Baldur's Gate, of course!

 

[Cogwheel]

METAL BOXES!

If you played the game and don't know it, SHAME ON YOU!

Dawn of War: Soulstorm. Carron, was it? Chaos leader, in any case.


Now for another one, since no one responded to my last quote. "P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm laughing so hard."

Or a more famous quote from the sequel, or at least part of the quote: "I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh. I have been called a hundred names and will be called a thousand more before the world grows dim and cold."

 

[DAOWAce]

It's a pretty tough one, but hey.. Let me give you all a picture of the game..

http://tinypic.com/r/s4cn0m/7

Heading to bed now... It's 8 AM.. : /

Omfg, I played that back in school. I could never remember the name of it but I remember the graphics. I can't believe there's games I played that I could never ever remember unless shown a screenshot from them.

Edit: Micro Man! I should replay it and see what it's like again. I remember falling off those springs..

 

[nipsen]

The alien game was called Alien Breed, or something like that..?

The coin landing on the side - Soul Reaver 2?

Oh well, if it's obscure people want...

"No one has ever drawn blood from me and no one ever will."
"You run THAT fast?"

Monkey Island.

Theis should be easy:
"Has'ha-gikh! Ha'sha-gikh!"
"I smell no blood.. Throat cut first! Blood gouging! /Then/ it falls into the pit... ..The sacrifice is rejected..".