Offend me

[Sam Plater]

I have an IQ of 207, I am a mathematical genius, a literary guru and am philosophically insightful. I am in peak physical condition, I can run 50 miles with ease and am the captain of my university's basketball team. I am 6 feet 5 inches tall, I have been featured in several magazines for my style, I have a beautiful and intelligent girlfriend who will love me until the end of time. I am perfect in every way, I am so much better than you that you do not even deserve to read the words I have typed. Your pathetic attempt to show your 'superior' mind is laughable to me. I pity you and anyone who has ever met you, for you will never be as good as me, not if you tried until the universe collapsed upon itself and you were somehow the only person left in the infinity of what is beyond space, the memory of this message and the perfection that is me would still outshine you.

Apparently "shit" was in a state some individuals would, upon being pressed, describe as "so cash".

Gah! How did you know my secret identity!

 

[twohundredpercent]

You're a sick, perverted, virgin who can't play sports. No wonder why your parents got a divorce. There's pretty much nothing interesting or worthwhile about you. If there was you wouldn't need to start this thread.

 

[Lord Kloo]

You're white, male, a teenager, living in a democracy, is of a respected religious perspective and is probably straight

There is no way to offend you because honestly none of the above offends anyone enough to actually offend you back, apart from the liberal or atheist but even then since you probably don't have doubts about you atheism or your liberal views then you won't get offended.

Also you probably just don't care about the world enough or anything in it, I didn't give two shits about gay rights and such like until I actually discovered I was bi but now I actually do get offended when the Christian-right says i'm a hell spawned monster who is breaking apart their shit society, its easy to get offended when people out there actually hate you or your choices but no-one (i think) hates you yet, give it a few years.

OT: I really can't think of a way of offending you other than you appear to be someone who thinks they are hard and thickskined because they can put up with people on the Internet, which is arrogance.

Try having a job where you work as hard as you can all day and all week and your boss still turns around and says you need to do things better or faster or says how bad you are at your job..

..then you have my permission to cry and be offended

 

[Savryc]

Your taste in head wear leaves something to be desired!