Offend me

[Joccaren]

You are about 75% my clone. Nice.

Thanks to this, I really doubt you'll get offended by anything. Its impossible to offend me, and I'd guess that goes for you too. Closest you could get would be pissing me off when I'm in a depressed mood. That wouldn't offend me though, that'd just piss me off - and considering I have anger management issues too, that's not a good move.

Anyway, good luck with getting offended. Its actually pretty hard.

 

[Friendly Lich]

Judging by the avatar you chose and the nature of this thread are you also a bit of a masochist?

 

[Johnny Impact]

I was going to do this http://boards.4chan.org/b/ (not suitable for work, or kids, or your parents, or anyone else really) but I see the whole damn thread is people talking about 4chan. So, umm... never mind?

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

Sorry. I got nothin'.

 

[HalfTangible]

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Little late on that one.

 

[The White Hunter]

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

This is how you tell a thick skinned man from a boy who just doesn't care:

My second Daughter was stillborn in March of 2009. I still laugh at dead baby jokes.

You are one cold ************.

I haven't had kids yet so I can't speak for myself.
I probably will laugh at them.

What's worse than 12 dead babies nailed to a tree?

 

[hazabaza1]

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

This is how you tell a thick skinned man from a boy who just doesn't care:

My second Daughter was stillborn in March of 2009. I still laugh at dead baby jokes.

You are one cold ************.

I haven't had kids yet so I can't speak for myself.
I probably will laugh at them.

What's worse than 12 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 12 trees?

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree?

 

[The White Hunter]

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

This is how you tell a thick skinned man from a boy who just doesn't care:

My second Daughter was stillborn in March of 2009. I still laugh at dead baby jokes.

You are one cold ************.

I haven't had kids yet so I can't speak for myself.
I probably will laugh at them.

What's worse than 12 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 12 trees?

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree?

Hazabaza1's cock while he's doing it? =p

Ah, nothing like sick and twisted humour.
Oh and yeah 1 nailed to twelve trees.

Do you know the one about the pile of dead babies?

 

[hazabaza1]

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

This is how you tell a thick skinned man from a boy who just doesn't care:

My second Daughter was stillborn in March of 2009. I still laugh at dead baby jokes.

You are one cold ************.

I haven't had kids yet so I can't speak for myself.
I probably will laugh at them.

What's worse than 12 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 12 trees?

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree?

Hazabaza1's cock while he's doing it? =p

Ah, nothing like sick and twisted humour.
Oh and yeah 1 nailed to twelve trees.

Do you know the one about the pile of dead babies?

Dang it, you got me.
Haven't heard that one, no.

 

[AsurasEyes]

You're something akin to Hitler, a fucking waste of human cells that don't deserve the same goddamn plane of existence as the lowest genetic trash of our society. Get the fuck out. Please, when the aliens arrive with arms outstretched and see your pansy fucking ass sitting there, enjoying the only touch your dick will ever enjoy as you watch cartoon porn, they'll realize how fucking low humanity has sunk, and will wipe us out, enshrining you forever as the monster who killed us all. Fucking asshole

(Holy shit, this dude is basically a virgin clone of me)

 

[The White Hunter]

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

This is how you tell a thick skinned man from a boy who just doesn't care:

My second Daughter was stillborn in March of 2009. I still laugh at dead baby jokes.

You are one cold ************.

I haven't had kids yet so I can't speak for myself.
I probably will laugh at them.

What's worse than 12 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 dead baby nailed to 12 trees?

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree?

Hazabaza1's cock while he's doing it? =p

Ah, nothing like sick and twisted humour.
Oh and yeah 1 nailed to twelve trees.

Do you know the one about the pile of dead babies?

Dang it, you got me.
Haven't heard that one, no.

It goes on for a while so I'll just post the whole thing in spoilers:

Spoiler: dont open if you dont like dead baby jokes

Spoiler: What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom

Spoiler: Worse?

A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom with enough intellect to realise he has to eat his way out

Spoiler: Worse?

A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom with enough intellect to realise he has to eat his way out. Then realising that he likes the taste.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I have an IQ of 207, I am a mathematical genius, a literary guru and am philosophically insightful. I am in peak physical condition, I can run 50 miles with ease and am the captain of my university's basketball team. I am 6 feet 5 inches tall, I have been featured in several magazines for my style, I have a beautiful and intelligent girlfriend who will love me until the end of time. I am perfect in every way, I am so much better than you that you do not even deserve to read the words I have typed. Your pathetic attempt to show your 'superior' mind is laughable to me. I pity you and anyone who has ever met you, for you will never be as good as me, not if you tried until the universe collapsed upon itself and you were somehow the only person left in the infinity of what is beyond space, the memory of this message and the perfection that is me would still outshine you.

Apparently "shit" was in a state some individuals would, upon being pressed, describe as "so cash".

 

[asap]

your a ****, i use your face to wipe my arse

 

[Manji187]

<spoiler=XKCD, Pickup Artist> You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around.

But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you ARE. The thing standing in the way of your dreams, is that the person having them is YOU.

Personally, I think that's the harshest thing a human being can say to another; that they are a complete and constant failure and will amount to nothing no matter what they do.

My advice? Less cerebral thinking/ analysis, more action/ activity. Break down bad habits by forming and maintaining healthy ones, like exercise.

 

[DeltaEdge]

I'm only taking a crack it this because you asked, so here goes:
The fact that you don't get offended isn't because you have thickened skin, it's because you are nothing but an empty shell. You don't have anything to truly call your own and no particular beliefs that you believe in strongly enough to take offense to. You're just the kind of person that people can use to wipe their ass on, crumple up, and throw away without a second thought because we don't care and neither do you. Your life is devoid of any real worth and if you died, no one would probably even care. your parents would probably just have another kids and go about their daily lives without you, because you were never of any asset to them, you were just a lazy perverted parasite that sucked them dry of money they could be using on something actually worthwhile. When you die, no one will remember you because there will not have been anything worth remembering.
/generic slew of insults.

 

[Alpha Maeko]

Your breath smells like that of an ox! Your last meal was of suspect quality.

 

[Spade Lead]

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

This is how you tell a thick skinned man from a boy who just doesn't care:

My second Daughter was stillborn in March of 2009. I still laugh at dead baby jokes.

You are one cold ************.

I haven't had kids yet so I can't speak for myself.
I probably will laugh at them.

What's worse than 12 dead babies nailed to a tree?

Not cold, I just have had three and a half years to get over it, and humor is how I deal with things. Besides, I have a new girlfriend who gave me daughter who is somehow even more precious than my second daughter would have been. I love her more than anything.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Hmmm, you sound like your going through what I kind of went through.

I would insult you but I fear I would be hunted down by the predators known as "Dah Modz".

 

[The White Hunter]

Give it ten years, have a kid, then i'll make dead baby jokes :3

This is how you tell a thick skinned man from a boy who just doesn't care:

My second Daughter was stillborn in March of 2009. I still laugh at dead baby jokes.

You are one cold ************.

I haven't had kids yet so I can't speak for myself.
I probably will laugh at them.

What's worse than 12 dead babies nailed to a tree?

Not cold, I just have had three and a half years to get over it, and humor is how I deal with things. Besides, I have a new girlfriend who gave me daughter who is somehow even more precious than my second daughter would have been. I love her more than anything.

Ah fair enough then, I didn't really mean it in an insulting way but cool. Good for you.

 

[Findlebob]

Your mother was a hamster and you father smelt of elderberries.

 

[namhorFnodroG]

Your mama's so fat that when she sat on a couch she broke it!

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