Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Onyx Oblivion]

If it's Ash's Pikachu...were screwed...

Anyone got a Onix or something?

Pikachu beat Onix before. It got it wet? And that...wait. Logic not working.

OT:

OH SHIT!

Bayonetta...

I'm totally dead. I have no chance at all.

 

[interspark]

Been reading the first page, it's surprising how many avatars spell immediate death for their owners (and sometimes the universe) in this hypothetical situation.

yeah maybe, i think im pretty safe in this scenario though

 

[hurfdurp]

Someone will probably get kidnapped during his lunge, so I should be pretty safe while he tends to that.

On the other hand, if he doesn't get distracted you're dealing with someone who can shrug off an axe to the face and explode your head with a kick. I would hide if I were you.

You're right, he is amazing. What an honorable death I'd receive!

 

[Jiefu]

Considering mine is actually being killed if you look closely enough, I'm not worried.

 

[Lt.Snuffles]

As long as I don't expose my weak point, i'll be fine

 

[The Typical American]

Looks like a fluffernutter sandwich is out of the question for mine...

 

[interspark]

If it's Ash's Pikachu...were screwed...

Anyone got a Onix or something?

ahh that's easy, just distract it with some ketchup and then stamp on it

 

[WorldCritic]

Well he's exploding, so yeah. I'm pretty fucked.

 

[Ensiferum]

Yeah I have BOTH the Dark Lord Morgoth AND the giant spider Ungoliant to deal with so it's only a matter of which one gets to me first.

 

[Ickorus]

Oh no, attack of the mildly annoying bug, how will I survive?

 

[Marowit]

Not that screwed - I'll just flip the safety and set it down on a table.

Now if it sprouted legs, eyes, a brain, and the ability to squeeze it's own trigger (that's what she said), then I'd be screwed.

Guns don't kill people...people kill people...and bullets...and falling trees...I guess I best say

Guns alone don't kill people, but they sure freakin' help too.

 

[BioHazardMan]

OH CHRIST, ATOMIC BOMB, O-SHI-

 

[USSR]

God help you.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I'm not scared at all, mine is already destroying the world with unprofessional, earth-crumbling laughter. Can't get much worse, I figure.

 

[Mr Companion]

Ill survive a few mins, because she will bloody PLAY with me in the same way a cat plays with a dying mouse.

*squints*

what is it?

Laughing Octopus from metal gear solid 4, its one of the most mindbuggery boss fights I have ever played thanks to her shape shifting abilities and camouflage. allowing her to use gurilla warfare tactics that catch you off guard. She is often seen killing entire groups of soldiers for her own pleasure, laughing hysterically as she goes. Metal Gear Solid 4 wasn't very good, but it was a worthwhile experience because of fights like this.

 

[Kitteh]

I'm not scared of my avatar attacking me...

aww kitteh attacks!

 

[LCP]

Ill survive a few mins, because she will bloody PLAY with me in the same way a cat plays with a dying mouse.

*squints*

what is it?

Laughing Octopus from metal gear solid 4, its one of the most mindbuggery boss fights I have ever played thanks to her shape shifting abilities and camouflage. allowing her to use gurilla warfare tactics that catch you off guard. She is often seen killing entire groups of soldiers for her own pleasure, laughing hysterically as she goes. Metal Gear Solid 4 wasn't very good, but it was a worthwhile experience because of fights like this.

Ohh, good luck with that. I'm still beating this nazi to death with his own over-sized phone.

 

[brutus3933]

Shrike is an unstoppable robot/zombie thing designed to never lose a target whom survived point blank cannon fire, being stabbed in the chest and being run over by two cities (it makes sense in context). Oh, and his fingers are just sheathes for knives.. I am screwed.

 

[Praet0rian]

Its Jayne fn Cobb ... with a hat for fucks sake. If he's packing Vera im very screwed, but im screwed any which way.

Still, maybe its better Jayne than my Minsc avatar...

 

[Rachel317]

...at least it'd be a relatively sexy, creative, artistic death...