Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[Instant K4rma]

My avatar is a pacifist, so I wouldn't be too frightened.

 

[tehannihalator]

I am more fucked than any of you guys combined.
Shite.

Wanna bet?

 

[ragestreet]

I'd be safe. I'm pretty sure the overlord won't turn down near-free help. I'd need a bit of help preventing either the destruction or complete domination of earth though. Fortunately I'd have an adorable fallen angel on my side after a quick bribe made of lots of anime.

 

[charlest92]

SAFE!!!!!!

 

[AngryFrenchCanadian]

Two freaking dinos. What do you think would happen?

Though I must admit they are cartoon dinosaurs, so I'm probably okay.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Yeah, you tell me how fucked I am.

 

[Saviordd1]

V? Wants to kill me? yeah, im screwed

 

[Lawnchair]

Considering it's a lawn chair, what could it possibly do? Fold itself angrily just to spite me?

 

[Tsaba]

a guy who trips others and 4 zombies, I'm totally screwed.

 

[Mydnyght]

Let's see, my avatar... The Mage's four little familiars in Dungeon Fighter Online...

Well, that depends. If they try to attack me as they are, I'll take SOME elemental damage, but I'll probably survive.

On the other hand, if they're doing the attack that icon represents.... yeah, I'm pretty much dicked.

Here's what it looks like: The Trickster's Fusion Craft. Funny as hell.... UNTIL IT HAPPENS TO YOU.

 

[IamQ]

He's got a robot the size of a 4 level building. I will not be able to run away.

 

[cthulhumythos]

Your avatar has come to life and is trying to murder you for showing their image to everybody on the planet, how screwed are you?

Considering mine is an unstoppable machine of destruction, I am already dead.

mine is already going to crash the moon into the earth in three days, so yeah, we're really screwed.

 

[Nixzilla]

Darth Revan well seeya everybody

 

[Gidiel167]

eh, at least it will be quick

 

[LorChan]

I'm nowhere near as fit as Leela, and from what I've seen, psychology just... doesn't work with her. She's not crazy or anything, she just doesn't bullshit anybody - every card she has is in play all the time, so you can't really work your way into a weakness.
Aaaaaaand she would totally murder me without regret. The only hope I have is that somebody she respects shows up and stops her.

 

[Conza]

Well mine is the angry/evil half of Captain Kirk, and with or without a phaser, there's no way anyone of us could take him, I mean come on, he took down a Gorn!

 

[badgersprite]

Burn every spinning wheel in the kingdom! Seriously, Maleficent will keep a grudge forever!

Also, ***** turns into a fucking dragon!

 

[gostchiken]

...We are boned

 

[DanielDeFig]

A genetically created monster of super-strength, hyper-intelligence, and who's only programming is to: "Destroy everything he touches! HAHAHAHAH!", who has now been trained in the ways of the Force?

I'm dead. And the universe is screwed.



Been reading the first page, it's surprising how many avatars spell immediate death for their owners (and sometimes the universe) in this hypothetical situation.

 

[Drummie666]

Yeah, you tell me how fucked I am.

Yes. You totally are. Because yours is from fusion. Luckily my samus avatar is from Other M. As I am Male, I can just tell her to stop and she'll listen.