Oh no, your avatar has attacked!

[MoosieMann]

for me is it the one with the sniper rifle or the happy face? or both; one distract the other kills..

 

[Magnesium360]

My previous avatar was Ezio, I can't decide if i'm more or less screwed than before.

 

[mooncalf]

Beware the invisible interdimensional bunny rabbit of doom.

 

[TheGreatFedora]

Possibly fatal. He'd probably just talk a bunch and make me laugh to death.

 

[LCP]

Nazi general from a humor movie. Get me some oil or banana peels!

He's going to try to beat me with that phone to death. Maybe call reinforcements....

I wouldn't count on that, I believe that he is using that phone to call a firing squad in that movie!

I loved Top Secret.

WHere's Chocolate Mousse When you need him? At least i get to play tic-tac-toe with the Nahtzees before i die

 

[tjcross]

well my avatar is the hero of time but is also in a deep sleep so i'm safe... or now (dun dun dunnnnnnnnnn)

 

[Ghengis John]

I'm not too screwed. I mean yes, my avatar has a mean set of chompers and can ram into me with a hover-throne. But he's also two feet tall, a glutton and more greedy than anything. I could probably buy my way out of the situation either with valuables or food and if push comes to shove, while he's achieved the occasional take-down on the show, he's generally cowardly and overpowered by others. Roughly a 2.5 to a three on the ten point threat scale.

 

[NickCooley]

To be fair, if a pod dropped in from orbit when I was say, at work, I'd probably just piss myself before being riddled with lead.

 

[Capcom4ever]

Hmmm. Do I need my organs to be inside me in order to live? If not, then I may stand a chance against this business-casual ninja.

 

[Grospoliner]

Mine tried, and failed, but ushered in ten thousand years of horror, fear, suffering, discontent, war, and countless deaths. Not bad considering that's only what the good guys did as a response to the megalomaniac onslaught unleashed by said insane fellows.

That said... "Death to the False Emperor!"

 

[Kingshadow6]

Did anyone else hear an explo-

 

[TRR]

I was torn to shreds before you finished asking that question.

 

[Natdaprat]

We need more avatar threads. People love talking about themselves.

 

[Bobbity]

Gandalf coming after me? I'm already dead.

 

[Ghengis John]

I was torn to shreds before you finished asking that question.

Maybe if you're lucky someone near by has a paladin Anderson avatar.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Did you see what she did to Sovereign? What about the Collector ships?
I'm boned.

 

[Decy19]

The grim reaper. Let me repeat that. THE GRIM REAPER. Welp tell my imaginary friend I love it.

 

[Wolfpocalypse]

ah..... shit.... nice mr akuma, or eh gouki is it? or ehh oni? gulp.. -.- only a retcon can save me now!

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Its ok, Ill just open the game case in front of him. That will nullify his existence and send him back to the 6th dimension

 

[2ndblackjedi]

A living lightsaber? I'd be pretty screwed.