OH NO! You're a clone!

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Oliman43

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Nuh uh, I'm the original.

But yeah, we'd probably end up fighting crime, having a tragic love triangle, she'd die and then we'd be arch-enemies for the rest of our lives.
 

FalloutJack

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Nah nah nah... As soon as I'm cloned, it's time to wreak havoc with all of me at the helm.
 

Whispering Cynic

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I consider myself pretty reasonable when it comes to crazy shit, so I think we could come to some sort of agreement. Or it would come down to "There can be only one" solution, I'd have to really be in that situation to be sure.

Hmm, but a perfect clone = perfect alibi. heh... yeah.
 

wfpdk

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edudogel said:
wfpdk said:
we both work as a team to find the lab and create a clone army of me to take over the world.
you can't clone a clone
first off, you know that you can't make a perfect mid-aged human clone with another clone how? second, first words are "we work as a team" the original would be there too for tissue samples if needed... in case you can't make a clone with a clone.
 

Apollo45

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Easy. Get all the other clones that have inevitably been made of me (or him), and figure out a way to combine consciousnesses. Once that's accomplished, I will be able to be in 20 places at once, and will never have to worry about homework not getting done due to gaming ever again. That and numerous other benefits, some more appropriate than others (having multiple girlfriends and yet not cheating being a big one), would make this discovery one of the best things to happen to me.
 

Cazza

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I would stay in the area. Mainly live my own life. On the weekends join up with the original and do some crazy pranks.
 

Smooth Operator

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Kill him, there is no other way.
What? He obviously has the exact same idea, so it's either me or... me :S
 

M4t3us

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Let the tosser handle the work, family and BS. I would then be free to ride off into the sunset and go vigilante in random towns of rural USA.
 

Jedoro

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Eh, I'd go to some war-torn country and start doing mercenary work. My life wouldn't be worth anything, and maybe I'd have some fun before I died.
 

Reaper195

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KOMega said:
Ya just continue with life I guess. Make up a "long lost twin" story if we had to go public with it.
This. Realistically, there isn't really much you could do unless the lab is hunting your ass down.
 

Dizeazedkiller

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I'd try and take some of the load off of my original self to set his life up with a degree, job, girl (hopefully, but being socially awkward doesn't help especially when your getting advice from yourself). Then after the originals life is set i'd sign up to have all my organs donated, have an awesome night out (that lasts several days and a dozen bottles of vodka) and then i'd get killed. Not for no reason though. I'd make sure it meant something.
 

Cheesus333

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Well I know I'm not right now, cause of the classic belly-button check...

If I were a flash clone, I wouldn't have one. If I were a slow-grown clone, I would probably remember the process, at least some of it.

Unless... I'm the latter, and had my memories replaced with the orginal me's...

Oh God!

If this were all the case, I would just leave. I have no place ruining the original me's life. I know he wouldn't appreciate it.

Don't know what I'd do after that, though. I'd avoid becoming famous or well-known, cause then the other me would know he had at least one other version of himself walking the Earth.
 

SirDoom

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Well, let's see...

1- Sex. Well, wouldn't it technically be masturbation, since it's a clone? Uh... Yeah.

From there, it can go one of two ways.

2a- Live a half life with the other me. It worked for those guys in the Prestige, it can work for us ;)

2b- Go live across the country and lead a new life.
 

Xok

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This adds a whole new meaning to
'Go **** yourself!'

What I would do is..
I'm going to write up a list and edit this post when I've got awesome ideas, but for now:
- 2 Girlfriends
- Co-op/Multiplayer Video Games
- Pranks
- Magic Tricks
 

Trull

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I'd probably explain my situation to myself and significant other, ask if I can embrace my lover one final time, then go do something (in)significant with my life. I presume I have superhuman powers such as regenerating after eating a sandwich or two, then go on the mission my cloners wanted me to do.
 

Flailing Escapist

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I confront and take my original for a car ride one dark cloudy night.
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Then I kill him! But not TOO much; just enough so they can still identify the body.

And then I vanish; go under the radar for several years.

10 years later, out of no where, security camera footage in the lab I was created will capture glimpses of me strangling the scientist who created me.

And that will be the last anybody hears of my clone.