OH NO! You're a clone!

Dizeazedkiller

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I'd try and take some of the load off of my original self to set his life up with a degree, job, girl (hopefully, but being socially awkward doesn't help especially when your getting advice from yourself). Then after the originals life is set i'd sign up to have all my organs donated, have an awesome night out (that lasts several days and a dozen bottles of vodka) and then i'd get killed. Not for no reason though. I'd make sure it meant something.
 

Cheesus333

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Well I know I'm not right now, cause of the classic belly-button check...

If I were a flash clone, I wouldn't have one. If I were a slow-grown clone, I would probably remember the process, at least some of it.

Unless... I'm the latter, and had my memories replaced with the orginal me's...

Oh God!

If this were all the case, I would just leave. I have no place ruining the original me's life. I know he wouldn't appreciate it.

Don't know what I'd do after that, though. I'd avoid becoming famous or well-known, cause then the other me would know he had at least one other version of himself walking the Earth.
 

SirDoom

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Well, let's see...

1- Sex. Well, wouldn't it technically be masturbation, since it's a clone? Uh... Yeah.

From there, it can go one of two ways.

2a- Live a half life with the other me. It worked for those guys in the Prestige, it can work for us ;)

2b- Go live across the country and lead a new life.
 

Xok

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This adds a whole new meaning to
'Go **** yourself!'

What I would do is..
I'm going to write up a list and edit this post when I've got awesome ideas, but for now:
- 2 Girlfriends
- Co-op/Multiplayer Video Games
- Pranks
- Magic Tricks
 

Trull

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I'd probably explain my situation to myself and significant other, ask if I can embrace my lover one final time, then go do something (in)significant with my life. I presume I have superhuman powers such as regenerating after eating a sandwich or two, then go on the mission my cloners wanted me to do.
 

Flailing Escapist

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I confront and take my original for a car ride one dark cloudy night.
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Then I kill him! But not TOO much; just enough so they can still identify the body.

And then I vanish; go under the radar for several years.

10 years later, out of no where, security camera footage in the lab I was created will capture glimpses of me strangling the scientist who created me.

And that will be the last anybody hears of my clone.
 

Engarde

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SirDoom said:
Well, let's see...

1- Sex. Well, wouldn't it technically be masturbation, since it's a clone? Uh... Yeah.

From there, it can go one of two ways.

2a- Live a half life with the other me. It worked for those guys in the Prestige, it can work for us ;)

2b- Go live across the country and lead a new life.
It wouldn't be masturbation, as from when you were cloned you would have seperate experiences no? Like seperate people, no?

But I would at least like to be friends with them. I am sure I / we / he finds cloning intruiging and would like to ask me / us / him some questions.
 

Tentickles

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canadamus_prime said:
When it gets to the point where you'd actually want to have sex with yourself, your damn right I consider it a bad thing.
Why do people always take hypothetical situations like they are real?
1) This will never happen in my life time
2) This is the internet
3) I don't actively WANT to have sex with myself.
4) We took one little sentence and stretched this out into a multiple reply debacle which will not impact either of our lives, or anyone elses.
 

Canadamus Prime

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Tentickles said:
canadamus_prime said:
When it gets to the point where you'd actually want to have sex with yourself, your damn right I consider it a bad thing.
Why do people always take hypothetical situations like they are real?
1) This will never happen in my life time
2) This is the internet
3) I don't actively WANT to have sex with myself.
4) We took one little sentence and stretched this out into a multiple reply debacle which will not impact either of our lives, or anyone elses.
1) As far as you know.
2) What does that have to do with anything? I keep seeing people do that, as if it actually means something. "This is the Internet." Yes it is. So...?
3) Oh really?
4) What do you mean 'we' all I said initially was that it was bloody narcissistic to what to have sex with your clone.
 

Alucard788

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I would disappear into the night and find my on way in the world. Perhaps getting plastic surgery to alter my appearance and getting a different job.

I's respect the memories of his life that I have...but I would then forge ahead to make my own new memories.
 

monkey_man

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edudogel said:
wfpdk said:
we both work as a team to find the lab and create a clone army of me to take over the world.
you can't clone a clone
Why not? they are just human. Sortof. I think. Why couldn't you clone a clone? The DNA is the same anyway.

OT: I would barge in, cause a great commotion. Then I'd live alongside my lifegiving real human.
 

Tharwen

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edudogel said:
qeinar said:
edudogel said:
wfpdk said:
we both work as a team to find the lab and create a clone army of me to take over the world.
you can't clone a clone
you can.

Also i'm a reasonable guy so i could probably live with there beeing another me. my friends would probably have a hard time dealing with 2 of me, we would always agree on things, they would probably argue that since we basicly have the same base of knowledge our opinions would only count as one.
the DNA would be corrupt and make a deformed clone that looks nothing like the 1st clone
Real clones (which we aren't talking about here), are genetically identical to the original, so there's no reason why you can't.

Fictional clones (which we are talking about) have no rules, which means they can be cloned if the person who imagined them wants them to be cloneable.
 

dibblywibbles

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I think it's obvious what to do. kill that bastard. how dare he create me in his image and let me escape from the lab! If I was me, and I am, I'd totally murder him on his way to work. assume identity and life is back to normal. then I convince myself he was the clone and I did the right thing to relieve guilt