Oh No! You're Going to be Executed! What is your Last Request?

[Cmwissy]

Have everyone watching my execution have a picture of me Tattoo'd onto them.

nevar forget.

 

[Kinguendo]

Hey... could I hold the axe? o_o

 

[Rolling Thunder]

A small thermonuclear device. If I can't escape, I'm taking you with me. And you. And you, and you, and you and you and you.....

 

[Quinadin]

Skydiving off the coast of Brazil. if the fall into the ocean, the following mile or 5 of swimming and the coast workers don't kill me. I'll be able to get back home under the name Rodrigo Mentoia.

 

[Sgt Doom]

I'd ask to play tennis with a 30 second timed grenade painted like a testicle.

 

[Riddle78]

My final request would be to contact the government of my home country; Canada.
Have fun executing me now.
Edit'd; Cause Canada soesn't have capitol punishment, and I'm a Canadian Citizen. I.E. I'm just visiting the sountry that wants to execute me.

 

[danielsharpe1634]

clone me. have my clone mature to adulthood very fast [some how]. then let me be my own executioner.

also, move my memories over to my clone so i can continue on after executing myself

Why just an honorable mention? it follows all your rules
1. I do end up being executed
2. I don't die from aging
3. I don't escape

Sigh, [sub]work, work, work...[/sub]

OK, as soon as there is another one for an Honorable Mention, I'll move your reponse to my Favorites, but only because it's you!

ha, sweet. thnx

 

[ryai458]

To die by being roundhouse kicked by chuck norris, that is after watching Micheal Atknson and the Pope have a slap fight.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Play Caramelldansen and shoot me when the song is over, just so I can dance to it one last time.

 

[j0hnnycash]

Request a new Chrono Trigger game. That way i would be loved despite anything i might of done.

 

[A Raging Emo]

My final request would be to contact the government of my home country; Canada.
Have fun executing me now.
Edit'd; Cause Canada soesn't have capitol punishment, and I'm a Canadian Citizen. I.E. I'm just visiting the sountry that wants to execute me.

Stop finding loopholes! This is all hypothetical!

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I'd either wish for something good to eat or request a quick and painless form of execution, like the needle.

We don't actually know if that is painless, it's a series of 3 injections, The first one is supposed to render you unconcious, the second to completely paralyse you (if left like this you would die from asphyxiation), and the third stops your heart.

Considering that trained doctors aren't allowed to do this, the person who carries out the injections, could have the incorrect dosage in comparison to the persons body mass, could miss the vein, or could quite simply not care. All of these could come in some form of combination, but since you are paralysed there would be no way to let them know something is wrong and asphyxiation is a very painful thibg to go through. It's not like accidents have never happened before.

...I've over analysied this, haven't I? ^^;

 

[Photon987]

I want to be given a large vat of mercury, and I want to dip my arm, and my leg into it to see what it feels like.

 

[thenewprince]

"bury me with my money"

 

[Triforceformer]

ZOMBIE LAND!

Too late, mi amigo.

 

[twaddle]

i want to spend 24 hours with my girlfriend outside this hell hole. you can watch me and put a tracker on me all you want, just let me be with the one i care about most.

the next day i want you to take me to a helipad and chain me to the top of a steam roller and fly the steam roller over G.Bush Jr house in a plane. then give me a blonde mullet wig and let the steam roller drop and video tape it and put it on youtube

Twaddle as he is falling: WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYRYYYYYYYY!!! HHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[A Raging Emo]

i want to spend 24 hours with my girlfriend outside this hell hole. you can watch me and put a tracker on me all you want, just let me be with the one i care about most.

N'awwwww, how sweet. =-)

 

[Spirultima]

Give the executioner a nuclear axe "You can kill me but can you kill everyone on the planet!?"

 

[Insomniactk]

Get Michael Atkinson to shoot me.
Ahh, the irony.