Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

AvsJoe

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Last game I played was NHL 11. There is no 'main character' per se, but it features Jonathan Toews on the cover and opening video. I have a chance but he would still likely beat my ass down with a hockey stick. At least I'd survive the ordeal.
 

iniudan

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Last game I played is Plants vs Zombies, so I guess it is the zombie apocalypse in my case and since I live right next to a horticulture and farming school (it 3-4 min walk away), I guess I am in quite a good position. =p
 

doodger

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paragon female shepard... hmm...

As a fellow canadian I could talk myself out of it... Else, Her puny infiltrator armor won't survive direct combat.
 

God's Clown

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John Marston, I think I can take him. He is only a criminal turned good guy. Just a normal human.
 

Gralian

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Nooo, not Darius Mason. I actually like him as a character! I don't want to have to kill him in mortal combat.

So he's got a magnet gun, a machine gun, a shotgun, and a big-ass sledgehammer. Oh, and a personal computer to give him tactical feedback. Yeeeahh... i'm screwed!

Unless i get a gun. Then the time spent at the range is gonna pay off, baby.
 

exdeadman

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The Prince of Persia. Well, except that he can near-indefinitely control time...no wait, that means I'm fucked.
 

blackflare

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The courier

Well yes im pretty much dead and lying around in my underpants. Apart from the dead part it dosent seem so bad. As i have years of practise of the former
 

woodaba

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Rico Rodruiqez.

He will lasso me to a jet, cover me in remote explosives, fly the plane into the oil rig, and detonate the explosives.

Oh dear.
 

gabmed

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NeutralDrow said:
Hmm...well, I think the trainer from Pokemon Yellow isn't much of a threat on his own.

Getting dogpiled by pikachu, primeape, omastar, butterfree, flareon, and haunter would be problematic, though.
What are the odds that the last game I played is exactly the same as yours? xD

Though a slightly different team: Pidgeotto, Moltres, Zapdos, Vaporeon, Raichu and Kadabra.

Eyup, royally screwed.
 

Dom1

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A melee-focussed vampire wielding a brush hook?

Actually, since he's Toreador and hasn't killed an innocent yet, as long as I don't pick up a weapon I'll be fine. Well, possibly I'll have a lot less blood, but I'll live.
 

TheEndlessSleep

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Randomorific said:
Oh dear, oh dear I may as well kill myself now for I will be attacked by Gordon Freeman, he probably wont even take out a gun, just kill me by flinging books at my face with the gravity gun.
...or crowbar you to death :)
 

coolkirb

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I played Animal crossing.........So tom nook is going to charge me absured prices for items........
 

Lekonua

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Phoenix Wright? I guess I am pretty screwed. Not because he's assaulting me, but because there's no way I could sue him for it and win.
 

llew

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Packie_J said:
Today was a really bad day to re-play DMC3... I hope Dante goes easy on me.
i think he will fuck around with, get bored then simply shoot you in the face before continuing after vergil, i however have Goku and Vegeta from DB:RB2 onto me so im fucked
 

AngryPuppy

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Darius Mason from Red Faction" Armageddon. Great. Dude can smash through a building like it's made of paper. Never mind his vast array of "your fucked" weapons. I'm screwed.