Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[AvsJoe]

Last game I played was NHL 11. There is no 'main character' per se, but it features Jonathan Toews on the cover and opening video. I have a chance but he would still likely beat my ass down with a hockey stick. At least I'd survive the ordeal.

 

[iniudan]

Last game I played is Plants vs Zombies, so I guess it is the zombie apocalypse in my case and since I live right next to a horticulture and farming school (it 3-4 min walk away), I guess I am in quite a good position. =p

 

[doodger]

paragon female shepard... hmm...

As a fellow canadian I could talk myself out of it... Else, Her puny infiltrator armor won't survive direct combat.

 

[God's Clown]

John Marston, I think I can take him. He is only a criminal turned good guy. Just a normal human.

 

[Gralian]

Nooo, not Darius Mason. I actually like him as a character! I don't want to have to kill him in mortal combat.

So he's got a magnet gun, a machine gun, a shotgun, and a big-ass sledgehammer. Oh, and a personal computer to give him tactical feedback. Yeeeahh... i'm screwed!

Unless i get a gun. Then the time spent at the range is gonna pay off, baby.

 

[darksuccubus]

Ethan Thomas from Condemned Criminal Origins..... with a shovel... yup, I'm pretty much dead.

 

[exdeadman]

The Prince of Persia. Well, except that he can near-indefinitely control time...no wait, that means I'm fucked.

 

[blackflare]

The courier

Well yes im pretty much dead and lying around in my underpants. Apart from the dead part it dosent seem so bad. As i have years of practise of the former

 

[woodaba]

Rico Rodruiqez.

He will lasso me to a jet, cover me in remote explosives, fly the plane into the oil rig, and detonate the explosives.

Oh dear.

 

[mountie218]

Cole Phelps shot me in the face repeatedly. I'm pretty sure I'm a dead man.

 

[gabmed]

Hmm...well, I think the trainer from Pokemon Yellow isn't much of a threat on his own.

Getting dogpiled by pikachu, primeape, omastar, butterfree, flareon, and haunter would be problematic, though.

What are the odds that the last game I played is exactly the same as yours? xD

Though a slightly different team: Pidgeotto, Moltres, Zapdos, Vaporeon, Raichu and Kadabra.

Eyup, royally screwed.

 

[Dom1]

A melee-focussed vampire wielding a brush hook?

Actually, since he's Toreador and hasn't killed an innocent yet, as long as I don't pick up a weapon I'll be fine. Well, possibly I'll have a lot less blood, but I'll live.

 

[bob-2000]

Hawke from DA2. Uh oh...

 

[blueshark217]

Batman.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[TheEndlessSleep]

Oh dear, oh dear I may as well kill myself now for I will be attacked by Gordon Freeman, he probably wont even take out a gun, just kill me by flinging books at my face with the gravity gun.

...or crowbar you to death

 

[coolkirb]

I played Animal crossing.........So tom nook is going to charge me absured prices for items........

 

[Lekonua]

Phoenix Wright? I guess I am pretty screwed. Not because he's assaulting me, but because there's no way I could sue him for it and win.

 

[llew]

Today was a really bad day to re-play DMC3... I hope Dante goes easy on me.

i think he will fuck around with, get bored then simply shoot you in the face before continuing after vergil, i however have Goku and Vegeta from DB:RB2 onto me so im fucked

 

[AngryPuppy]

Darius Mason from Red Faction" Armageddon. Great. Dude can smash through a building like it's made of paper. Never mind his vast array of "your fucked" weapons. I'm screwed.