Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[Rems]

Darksiders

The incarnation of War itself, one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse is attacking me. I am very, very screwed. And once i'm dead he'll then take my soul....

 

[proctorninja2]

*looks at thread, looks at tv, looks back to thread* FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck duke nukem cant i just have an honorable suicide

 

[Raizekage]

That would be Glados from Portal 2.

Considering she would force me to do experiments that threaten my very existence I would be very much screwed. Not just screwed though as she is rather verbally abusive. So I would be mocked as I succumb to my death.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

Sora from Kingdom Hearts.
Yeah, im Alright.
He's just a kid with a huge key.

THAT SHOOTS FIRE!
OT: Cole MacGrath from Infamous 2... I'll live. He's full Hero, so he can't harm civilians.

 

[neotristram]

Perfect.

I just happened to replay Arkham Asylum.

Please Batman, go easy on me...

 

[zestamaster]

umm kevin from the sims.... imm pretty well off

 

[drisky]

Duece from RPG Shooter: Starwish

He has a spaceship, not much I can do about that.

 

[Cogwheel]

Notrium, as the human/captain.

Should be alright, guy was unarmed, freezing and half-starved.

Well, unless it's the previous run, in which case he has a bunch of turrets, power armour, a pulse laser, a flamethrower and a welding torch. Also, pebbles.

 

[LinwoodElrich]

I just played Tetris on my phone.... I think I'm okay. Tetris blocks are not scary or strong, just a bunch of D*cks.

 

[park92]

LoL the US military from Generals I'm soooooooooooooo screwed

 

[crimson sickle2]

So an exploding, homicidal penguin wants to attack me? As long as I avoid the knives and bombs and can throw it, I should be fine. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Penny Arcade should fix that, (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/9/4/).

 

[Amphoteric]

Darth Revan...

This will end BADLY

 

[omega_peaches]

Niko Bellic.
I'm fucked.

 

[Nevyrmoore]

Right, the last game I played was Delve Deeper, so that would have to be a team of five dwarves. But how screwed I am depends on if they all face me at the same time.

 

[Wanderer787]

Jim Raynor from SC2: WoL, and how screwed I am depends on how drunk he is.

 

[squballs1234]

Knights of the Old Republic...shaaaaaaat Darth Revan's gonna ripe my brains out. I wish i played as good side X.x

 

[Pingieking]

Batman.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I see your Batman, and I raise you Batman AND Superman.

I was playing Justice League Heroes on my PSP. Oh wait, I forgot that Wonder Woman, Zatana, Martian Man Hunter, Green Lantern, and the Flash are all technically "main characters" as well.

I don't see how this could get worse. I could be a Roman and Jesus could have pulled a Scorpion and is out for the blood of my entire family and I wouldn't be as screwed as I am now.

 

[Mr Dizazta]

Duke Nukem. Man I am dead. Maybe if I give him some gum he wont attack?