Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[Katana314]

Not that I did, but what if I just stopped playing Heavy Rain?

Ethan Mars trying to bleed on me with his cut-up wrists?

Or, what if you just finished a game where you play as yourself? (Myst, for example) Does that mean my fist suddenly starts hitting my face?

 

[APBullet42]

Dawn of War II: Retribution...
Apollo Diomedes, Eliphas the Inheritor, the Swarmlord, Autarch Kayleth, Warboss Bluddflagg AND Lord General Castor. My only hope is that they will be too busy fighting each other than to care about me... on second thought, I might have a chance. Unless the Swarmlord wins, then we're all boned.

 

[YawningAngel]

The assorted excuses for characters from DS3. Sounds like it's going to be a stroll, seeing as their only effective combat tactic is to run away.

 

[Mikeyfell]

Nick from Left 4 Dead 2

I think It's a fair fight.

Wait. Unless it's all 4 of them against me then I might get my ass beat.

 

[novixz]

Bioshock 2, so yeah I'm not in Rapture so he dies, I think. If we're going by game logic I'm fine, if by world logic, I'm more screwed than Justin Bieber at a prison.

 

[viking97]

i was last playing half life episode two, so- *is immediately killed with a crowbar to the side of the skull*

EDIT unless web browser games count, cuz i was recently playing echo bazaar where i am a master thief and silver tongued criminal. in which case- *is stabbed with a rusty knife through the top of his spine*

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Cole MacGrath...

Yeah, I'm thoroughly screwed, and a very crispy critter.

 

[Kadoodle]

I'm on my evil playthrough of infamous 2...begging for mercy is of no use now...

 

[Varanfan9]

Wait no Duke Nukem! I actually like your new game! No no nooooooooooooooooooooooo...

 

[Strain42]

Miles Edgeworth?

...Hmm...I'm not sure. He hasn't really displayed himself as being very strong physically. I could maybe take him depending on what I've got on hand.

 

[Condor219]

Commander Shepard, and completely and utterly screwed. Hopefully he'll use the M920 Cain and my death will be quick.

 

[Racher]

Got my ass whooped by Duke Nukem then.

 

[Kahunaburger]

Geralt... so I'm fucked. Hopefully I get off lightly with some broken bones from a QTE fistfight

 

[mstieler]

A ridiculously sneaky sniper from Fallout: New Vegas. Pretty sure I'm scr-

Well, that was the last console game at least. For PC, I'm being slowly consumed by curses, banes, dots, and having my ass chewed by a Felhunter, all at the command of a Dwarf Warlock.

 

[WarWizardFenix]

Joker from ME2.
yeah I'm fucked

 

[lordlillen]

Solid Snake probably wont kill me, only knock me out, so i'm good. Maybe he'll throw live snakes or spiders at me at worst, but i'm fine with that

solid snake never threw animals that was big boss/naked snake.

That's correct, but a clone is still the same person... in some way. But seeing that

Spoiler

Big Boss still is alive at the end of MGS4, there are two of the same

no, not really, they may have the same combat experience and sáme body but there personalitys and combat tactics are different seing how they both fought in different time periods.
and solid snake never through any animals he had bullets for that.... and boxes.

 

[superdelux]

My Minecraft Guy can break stone with his fists, so I'm screwed.

 

[superdelux]

My Minecraft Guy can break stone with his fists, so I'm screwed.

 

[Delock]

Jak.

Since I just finished killing a giant darkness spewing spider-camel thing the size of a pyramid with him, I know exactly how fucked I am.