Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

Klarinette

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I'm at least hospitalized, if not totally fucking destroyed.
Flailing Escapist said:
Is Scorpion the main character of Mortal Kombat?
Actually it doesn't matter who it is; I'm fucked.
Yeah, this. It was Scorpion.
 

German Borbon

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jack from bioshock with the shotgun fullpower and all the tonics to make him hit with the wrench as hard as chuck norris, im totally screwed
 

akfg666

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In all honesty, if Vanille from FF13 tried to attack me...I'd be more turned on than screwed
 

Matterer

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Uh oh, Steve has fists that can chop down trees! He can kill a cow with his bare hand! He can dig his way through a mound of dirt in seconds. Yep, im dead.
 

DanielBrown

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Alpha Protocol...
Mike Thorton just killed me in every way possible with weapons, stealth and smugness.
 

Takuanuva

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Depending on the way you define "main character", I'm either totally safe or completely dead, along with the entire city.
Because the last game I played was Dwarf Fortress.
Anyone who played it for long enough knows, what are these little bastards capable of...
 

mjc0961

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Red Faction Guerrilla? I might have a chance if Mason's coat flips the hell out and distracts him long enough for me to get away. And it probably will, because that PC version is a poorly ported piece of shit.
 

Saltyk

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bleachigo10 said:
Cole Mcgrath from Infamous. Oh shit, I need to get as much rubber clothing as possible.
We might stand a chance if we team up...
Well, maybe if we were conduits and used the ray sphere to gain our powers...
And we had a tank...
Okay, you and I are pretty screwed.
 

Ashadow700

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Cole from inFAMOUS. (Thanks a lot for that free game Sony! =)
Meh, should not be a problem. I'll just do the exact thing that I have been have been wondering why the enemies just don't do ever since I started playing - turn of the f*ing power!
 

OmniscientOstrich

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Solid Snake. Jesus, I just married the guy in another thread and now he's going to snap my neck faster than you can say 'who's footprints are these?'
 

Thespian

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Hah. I played Brink, it has no main character.

I'll just go to the one before it, I... OH SHIT ARKHAM ASYLUM!

I'm fucked D: