Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[Lord Merik]

my retarded half ogre from arcanum of steamworks and magick obscura. He could kill me with a flick of his pinky.

 

[GrimSheeper]

Player character from a German Oblivion mod called Nehrim, an Abyss Demon carrying a Greatsword of the twilight of the gods and capable of devastating magic.
Pretty damn screwed.

 

[Razgrizaces]

Hmm... So my BC2 character is shooting at me? How do I take cover? He'll just blow it up with his Engineer class. D:

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Geralt of the Witcher fame. The most important thing would be for me to get a few words in as he can usually be reasoned with. Either that, or I could hope he draws the silver sword which he can poke me with and I'll just say, "that tickles."

 

[Cat of Doom]

OK... so the last game I played was FIFA 11. So... i suppose I'm gonna have that neanderthal Wayne Rooney on me. I'm sure I can lure him into a trap by using fags, kebabs, or some old hooker as bait, then capture him and force him to play for arsenal.

 

[Fantasylord]

Ha the last game I played was "Angry Birds" well I guess its roast bird for supper tonight, mwahahahahahahahaha

 

[standokan]

Minecraft has no main character since it has no storyline, I go home scott free hurray.

 

[richard misiak]

commander shephard from mass effect...

...bollocks

 

[Delete This Account Please]

Heh. The little guy from Undergarden. I think I'm alright.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Mega Man X. Time to write my will.

 

[Schimmelord]

Hyabusa? At least it was a good life.

 

[Yossarian1507]

Well, as long as it's not Dark Hour, I doubt that the protagonist from Persona 3 would have done any serious damage to me. I dunno, maybe we could start some rivalry-based Social Link.

 

[Kroxile]

Duke Nukem... pretty much fucked. Been nice knowing you Escapist!

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

Reimu or Marisa from Touhou MOF or Marisa

MASTER SPARK! Or Fantasy Seal, that works too.

Hmm, Persona 4 MC LVL 55. Yeah, I'm pretty dead. He's currently carrying Personas with Bufudyne, Ziodyne, Agidyne, the highest form of Megido, Mind Charge, Power Charge, and some pretty crushing physical attacks. There won't be anything left when he's done.

 

[Shining_Pyrelight]

The last game I played was Child of Eden...what the hell is attacking me? Flying jellyfish? A japanese girl in a bubble?

 

[ShakyFt Slasher]

I played Mortal Kombat Last and I was playing as Kabal... Those hook blades are going to hurt embedded in my back D:

 

[Noswad]

I was playing Pikmin, Captain Olimar is like 2cm tall, so its not a case of how screwed I am rather if I will notice.

 

[MarsProbe]

Noble 6. I don't fancy my chances much.

This scone won't even make a dent in that armour!

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

My samurai from way of the samurai 3.

I'm not quite sure how to feel.

 

[Yossarian1507]

Reimu or Marisa from Touhou MOF or Marisa

MASTER SPARK! Or Fantasy Seal, that works too.

Hmm, Persona 4 MC LVL 55. Yeah, I'm pretty dead. He's currently carrying Personas with Bufudyne, Ziodyne, Agidyne, the highest form of Megido, Mind Charge, Power Charge, and some pretty crushing physical attacks. There won't be anything left when he's done.

Similar to my case with Persona 3 - you're safe unless you're in a TV world