Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[Twilight.falls]

Oh shit....Shen from leauge of legends.....well, I'm not entirely screwed, he doesn't deal THAT much damage.

Regardless of how soft Shen hits in game, you're screwed in real life. I doubt the average person can take kitanas to the face.

 

[silvermorning624]

Ezio Auditore da Firenze. He is going to shove a spike into my throat while wooing a passing woman.

 

[Joe Casillas]

The old lady from The Graveyard. I'll be fine.

 

[Torey Jefferson]

Max Thunder from streets of rages 2

 

[JackRyan64]

The Trainer from Pokemon White. Oh, hi Charizard...

 

[JackRyan64]

Double post. Sorry

 

[Harveypot]

I just played Lego Pirates of the Caribbean. Yeah, I'm fine.

 

[Hana_aoki]

Sora... all of my Heartless attire probably won't help the situation >.>

 

[Whateveralot]

Oh shit....Shen from leauge of legends.....well, I'm not entirely screwed, he doesn't deal THAT much damage.

A katana to the face; not that much damage? You're not in the league, man. You ARE screwed.


I guess I'll walk away unscaved. The last game I played was LittleBigPlanet. He might grab my hair and attempt to pull me down to the ground? I don't know.

 

[wolas3214]

Lets see.... Can outrun him? nope.(sprints give him speeding tickets..) Can i even see him?(cloak) Nope. Can i fight him?(he kicks cars has godamn weapons) nope. Can i shoot him?(armor mode) Nope. Can i hide from him? Nope.(nanovision)

Mommy..

 

[TheIronRuler]

What should I do if the last game I played was Shogun 2?
I'm not sure what unit card stacks would do to me.
Though I wouldn't mind a visit from a geisha.

 

[Father Tunde]

Cole Phelps plays by the book, I doubt he'd do anything to hurt me!

 

[Carbon Monoxide]

I last played Marvel VS. Capcom 3...
wow, I'm dead within seconds. D:

 

[traineesword]

The last game i played was Rune Factory Frontier.

Bring it on pretty-boy farmer

 

[traineesword]

Minecraft so let hope he doesn't have a diamond sword.

what's it matter if he can punch through tree trunks in seconds? you're still screwed

 

[MrTrivia]

Chell shoots one portal at my feet and the other directly in front of a turret, or drops me onto an Aerial Faith Plate that launches me into the goo.

 

[David Out]

Chell from Portal? Pssh, I got this! Oh wait she has a portal gun...might be screwed...

 

[Ajna]

Noble 6.

Normally, I'd be fucked. But I was playing on Legendary, so he's a weak little *****. So I should be fine.

 

[Wasiuta]

Batman.

The Goddamn Batman.

I'll never go into a dark room again