Yay me? I just finished beating Eets, and he's nothing to be afraid of. 
Man, I'd love to have Nier chase me down. And then have Kaine do bad things to me. Okay, I think I just turned this thread into "how screwed UP are you?"LordMithril said:"Self named" protagonist from Nier.
Big sword... check
Magic Powers... check
Sweet looking but very foul mouthed and deadly "sidekick"... check
Uses huge boars as mounts... check
Magic floating book.. check
Yeh I think I'm pretty screwed right there