Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

Jennacide

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Yay me? I just finished beating Eets, and he's nothing to be afraid of. :p
LordMithril said:
"Self named" protagonist from Nier.

Big sword... check
Magic Powers... check
Sweet looking but very foul mouthed and deadly "sidekick"... check
Uses huge boars as mounts... check
Magic floating book.. check

Yeh I think I'm pretty screwed right there
Man, I'd love to have Nier chase me down. And then have Kaine do bad things to me. Okay, I think I just turned this thread into "how screwed UP are you?"
 

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The hero (Max or Bowie) from Shining Force? I'd flee for my life--Max has a laser sword that can also freeze me to death; Bowie has the same sword and knows lightning spells.

The protagonists from Feda: The Emblem of Justice? (JPN Super Famicom Shining Force clone with a Rob Liefeld filter, but much better than the description sounds.) RUN. Especially from the helmeted Lizardman with an axe--Dan Darlest will destroy you.

Kirby? Hm...as long as I don't have any food or special powers he wants, I think I'll be too busy hugging him.

The Mario Bros.? If they had some reason to attack me, said plumbers have OVER 9000 ways to kill me. Mario: Jump, Fire, Ice, Koopa shell. Luigi: Fire, Ice, Koopa shell, THUNDER!, vacuum cleaner, giant robot, Negative Zone, and finally, said green plumber's overpowered Jump. Honestly, I'd have a better chance of surviving Bowser's attack...no, wait: Fire breath, Jump (read: squish), poison claw, and he throws a volley of hammers. Peach? I could fight her back, but her healing ability is broken (Therapy, Super Mario RPG), not to mention that when she crouches under her umbrella, she's nigh invincible(Super Paper Mario). Even Goombas are a threat, especially Hyper Goombas, and let's not even bring in either set of Dayzees(they put you to sleep, then have their way with you). Basically, unless the attacking playable game character is one of the Toads, I'm a dead ducky.
 

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CobraX said:
ManimalR said:
Shepherd, fuck :(
This. Although I play Shepherd all goody goody, so if it's my version of Shepherd he'll just go "You know I was about to kill you for no reason but now i just want to go home, mind pointing me in the direction?".
That made me laugh.

ZeroMachine said:
First I marry Noble Six in a thread earlier, and now he attacks me? What. The hell.

Either way, I'm royally fucked.
I saw that thread.

Two words: Spousal abuse. That joke might have been in bad taste. Sorry.

*ahem* I'm a little late on the comment, but I just now thought of it.

Updated: I'd be attacked by Altair from AC1. Eh, I'm doomed.

 

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philip1228 said:
A CT from CS:S with and AWP. I don't know how to feel.
I have an equivalent problem, with me fighting as a CT with a deagle and a random gun. I'm seriously screwed.
 

Scarim Coral

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Well I phyically fine since as far I have seen Kyle Hyde (Last Window) no longer use a gun or throw a punch. However I mentally I would be shatter from his mind game from wanting my answers. His words will break down my defences.
 

cynicalsaint1

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Hmmm ... I've been playing Child of Eden, I suppose I'll be purified by beams of sound and light which cleanse my soul and allow me to reach a higher existence probably.

I'm good with that.
 

T-Bone24

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Well, I'm fucked, I just played God of War III. I imagine that I will be killed ironically with whatever I'm guarding/using to defend myself.
 

Muse of Words

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hmm I was playing portal 2 but the co-op part only...
Atlas and P-body? I can handle.
Chell? -__0 She's silent but I have a feeling she's made of sterner stuff.
*hides*
 

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thahat said:
minecraft man.. LAWL, safe !
See that's what I thought at first. But then I remembered that my minecraft character is using a Slender Man skin....
So I get to die an incredibly terrifying and probably painful death.
 

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Terraria, so a tiny 2D guy dressed as Mario doesn't sound too terrible, 'till I take into account his Blue Moon, Blade of Grass and Phaseblade, I'm pretty screwed. I'd stomp on him or something but he has Shadow armor and has helped down Skeletron 3 times only dying once so he's pretty much tough as nails.