Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[Monsterfurby]

Huh. I played Victoria II. Guess the Royal Navy and, in fact, the entire United Kingdom is out to get me.

Tell me something I didn't know.

 

[Whodat]

Well, I've just been playing Fallout 2 and my character in that has 9 Strength and fantastic weapons skills but 1 Intelligence so if I can think of a way to outsmart her I should be fine.

Just tell her good job and give her a cookie.

OT:

Why did I have to play this...

 

[AetherWolf]

My Grey Warden from Dragon Age: Origins.

Considering how underleveled she is and how bad I am at this game, I could probably beat her.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Guitar Hero 3, Johny Napalm?
I think I might be OK

 

[BrotherSurplice]

John Marston from Red Dead: Redemption . . .

. . .

Shit

Huh. I played Victoria II. Guess the Royal Navy and, in fact, the entire United Kingdom is out to get me.

Tell me something I didn't know.

Technically this would have been my answer as well, but as Victoria II doesn't have a "main character" I didn't say anything.

 

[AetherWolf]

hmm I was playing portal 2 but the co-op part only...
Atlas and P-body? I can handle.
Chell? -__0 She's silent but I have a feeling she's made of sterner stuff.
*hides*

She never gives up. Ever. Good luck!

 

[NewfieKeir]

Myself from Terraria... Good thing I exist on more than two planes of existence.

 

[hazabaza1]

Spoiler

Let's see, he can summon various gods and demons, can use pretty much any weapon he is handed, gets stronger by getting friends (of which he has many) and ultimately, he

Spoiler

stops Death itself.

Fuck,

 

[Vengeful Dusk]

Ezio Auditore Da Firenze (I think)... That's me dead!

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

Fucked in the ass.

Cole from inFamous 2.

He got even MORE powerful in this game. ;___;

 

[holographicman]

played some just cause 2 (rico rodriguez would tether me to the ceiling and beat me to death with his instantly reloading shotgun)
but the little ones wanted to play lego starwars so im not too terrifyed of a lego figure sized prejedi luke skywalker

 

[Okamipsychonaut]

My low level New vegas character might not be so tough yet, but he has a service rifle and 20 dynamite, and Veronica, so I would be toast

 

[FeralDynasty]

http://www.imagenerd.com/uploads/tryndamere_the_barbarian_king-nt3z8.png

*cough*

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ColeMcdoi]

WHY, WHY!?
Why did I have to be all nostalgic and replay TLoZ OoT!?
Well since Link is reborn over and over again I'm screwed for eternity...

 

[YonderTunic]

A 10 year old boy. Although if he gets to keep the 6 pokemon with him I'm SoL.

 

[Electric Alpaca]

Fate of the World... doesn't really have an avenue to cause me pain.

Second to last; inFamous 2 and Cole Mercer. Get myself one of those Gladiator balls to hopefully act as a Faraday cage and I might escape.

But from the trailers I've seen Cole gets Ice, Fire and Wind later on. Perhaps I'll just stand there and take it like a man?

 

[Mailman]

It would be Duke Nukem. If he punched me I'd have to fight the urge to thank him. Shouldn't be too hard since I'd be out like a light. Or dead.

 

[Sovvolf]

The last game I played was Final Fantasy XIII, I'm fucked depeding on who the main character is. If its Hope, I'd whoop that little moaning bitches arse... if its lightning, she as a gun blade and military training... I've got my longsword and martial arts could be interesting though I'd say I'm pretty fucked.

 

[Riddle78]

...What would the protagonist of the Cybran campaign for Supreme Commander 1 be even armed with? WHO would it be? QAI? Brackman? The Commander? Dostya? Basic Electron Bolter,or Heavy Microwave Laser?

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Duke Nukem..... HEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!