Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[The Funslinger]

Cole Phelps. I'll be fine, I'll get him done for Police Brutality.

Someone going down for Police Brutality in the 50's? Not bloody likely.

OT: the guy from Just Cause 2? He's probably going to land a naval fleet on the back of my head, or something...

 

[MGlBlaze]

Commander Shepard.

Yeah, I think I'd be very dead.

 

[crhoades]

jack from bioshock.

 

[asam92]

Damn I think I shit my pants of Cole McGrath was shooting lightning bolts at me.

 

[Joshroom]

Agent 47 from Hitman 2

I'll never see him coming. That is till a huge, bulgingly muscled, bald delivery man asks me to look the other way. Then the cheesewire of fate will strike!

 

[Amgeo]

That'd be Gordon Freeman, and I'd be so screwed that you could find me in several different hardware stores across the country.

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

Sackboy is going to kill me in my sleep. That's a nasty thought.

 

[Quiet2142]

Woo! My last game was an MMORPG with NO main characters so I wi-

Hi. I'm the character you created. Now it's my turn to play with you.

 

[Flip-Shying]

I just played Gran Turismo 5. That means I was driven over by a Red Bull X2010 which has got to be painful

 

[xanderhunter]

Ezio, well at least I wont see it coming.

 

[IcyEvils]

Oh dear lord, Ash Ketchum (or whoever the protagonist of Pokémon White is) is going to throw Pokéballs at me!

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

My character in Fallout... who is a wussy diplomatic build designed for a challenge... I could probably turn him into jelly... then again any character that is normal to any extent or human... is either an even or generally unfairly outmatched opponent to me... I don't train obsessively for nothing...I can kill a man with pretty much anything i can lift in my hand... paper weights pens pencils all sorts of stationary... anything in a kitchen... not to mention my hands, feet, elbows, knees, forhead, my opponent's imbalanced stance, my opponent's weight and striking force, and my opponent's own f*cking skeleton... I've been trained to use someone's goddamn broken forearm as a sharp object with which to give them painful stab wounds to the abdomen... yeah I'm about as fucked as I would be if I were attacked by say... an ant... a tiny normal everyday worker ant... I think I'll live.

 

[The Epicosity]

Matt Baker in BiA, I am afraid it is hard to survive when you are being suppressed by a fire & MG team while being flanked by Matt and his assault team. :/, better start getting some gear and gather a squad of men.

 

[Leoofmoon]

Mine have been Red faction armageden and WOW so im beting attacked by a flawed hero and ex reble and also a low level shamen elemental. so probly alot sence im being attcked by technolgey and magic.

 

[Kenny3k]

Juri han from super street fighter 4... yep really screwed...and perfectly ok getting killed by her

 

[The Epicosity]

My character in Fallout... who is a wussy diplomatic build designed for a challenge... I could probably turn him into jelly... then again any character that is normal to any extent or human... is either an even or generally unfairly outmatched opponent to me... I don't train obsessively for nothing...I can kill a man with pretty much anything i can lift in my hand... paper weights pens pencils all sorts of stationary... anything in a kitchen... not to mention my hands, feet, elbows, knees, forhead, my opponent's imbalanced stance, my opponent's weight and striking force, and my opponent's own f*cking skeleton... I've been trained to use someone's goddamn broken forearm as a sharp object with which to give them painful stab wounds to the abdomen... yeah I'm about as fucked as I would be if I were attacked by say... an ant... a tiny normal everyday worker ant... I think I'll live.

Yep, keep on dreaming. I've heard that by too many people to count.

 

[Roofstone]

Vaan in final fantasy 12. Level 2... I think I'll do allright, it is a 50/50.

 

[Kristoffer Mattila]

A pedophile from the sims 3.

I'm not fucked at all since i'm an adult. Phew.

 

[daniel the immortal]

Commander Shepherd. i am so dead