Ok, the main character of the last game you played attacked you... How screwed are you?

[Korak the Mad]

I last played Super Smash Bros. Brawl

I am going to be massacred, I have over 35 characters attacking me.

 

[Normandyfoxtrot]

Well, seeing as the last game I played (again) was supreme commander....well at least I'd see my attacker coming...

 

[Sexy Street]

Just recently played MTG 2012 on XBOX Arcade, so I guess I'm going against Gideon?
Well, fuck me, he has so much board control that all these cawblades will go through me like he just day'd and got Emrakul.
Super nerdy reference that should make magic nerds squeal...

 

[Soluncreed]

I'm gonna be rammed by a passing ship from Wipeout at 700 mph?
Well shit.

 

[Ironsouled]

Ah shit. My WoW character is an 85 priest. As shig is currently shadow... I'm mind controlled off of a cliff cause it would be Funny. Or forced to suicide in a really stupid way. Now to stay 41 yards away at all times.

 

[I am only a man]

The hero from 3D Dot Game Heroes. If he has full health then I'm pretty screwed since his sword will be huge.

 

[grimgin]

are you kidding john marston from red dead redemption id probably never see it coming

 

[Sauko]

Psychonaut's Razputin. Dude, if he can kill a telekinetic bear he will have no problem beating me to a pulp. [._.]

 

[Captain Booyah]

Cole Phelps. At first I thought, "Well, great! At least it wasn't Kratos or somebody!" but then I realised he has a gun, and even if he was weaponless, he still has police training and stuff. And can run pretty fast. And shimmy up drainpipes. I'd last maybe a minute. Why did I pick L.A. Noire over Silent Hill 2? WHY?! James Sunderland can only *barely* fight to save his life!

I also have no idea as to what extent I would be turned on getting slapped across the face by Phelps because apparently I am one of the few who thought he was good-looking and I love 40s suits and fedoras and I am also a terrible, terrible person YOU DIDN'T SEE SHIT.

 

[Yeager942]

Oh shit....Shen from leauge of legends.....well, I'm not entirely screwed, he doesn't deal THAT much damage.

Easy for you to say. Mine was Olaf.

FUCKING RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

 

[theunholydeath]

the girl from Portal 2, as long as there is no moon dust around im fine

 

[Drago-Morph]

The last game I played was Prototype.

You tell me how screwed I am.

 

[spacepope22]

Soki form Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams

I might be in trouble.

 

[Danny91]

Tidus....yeah, I could manage, i think

 

[AngryNerd]

Oh man I'm going to get eaten by Yoshi. That's reall.....*slurp

 

[Gunjester]

My newest version of Hawke from DA2 is a large black warrior with white hair blue tattoos the complete armor of the Fallen, a giant hammer who's killed two dragons...I'm boned.
One game before and I'd be facing off with the guy from Just Cause 2...

 

[Duskflamer]

Spiral Knights doesn't really have a main character but OH GOD NOT THE FIRE SWORD NOOOO-!!!

 

[JLML]

Faith? From Mirror's Edge? Well, I can't outrun her, but... Considering she's always unarmed, whilst I got knifes and a Katana, and the training to use it, I'm not sure. I mean, she's good at beating armed people, but I'm good at fighting with what I have. This could be interesting.

 

[Madara XIII]

Hi, this probably has been done before, but i'm just curious.

The last game i played was Alice: Madness Returns. Yup, I'm pretty screwed...

Well I'm Properly Fucked....

Nero from Devil May Cry 4

Yeah....I'm really going to get destroyed...I HOPE You're HAPPY!!!!!

http://images.wikia.com/devilmaycry/images/3/36/NDT_DMC4.jpg

 

[Rashkavar]

Minecraft guy? Eh, he's not so tough. Let's just hope he hasn't visited the TNT material harvester recently.