I just woke up underneath my desk because I fainted from the news.
Hello Locust. Look at your queen. Now look at me. Now back to your queen. Now back to me. Sadly she isn't me but with the new COG Body Wash you can smell like me. Look down, Look up. Where are you? You are knee deep in the caverns of the Hollow. You have a boomshot aimed directly at my chest. What's in your hand? Back to me. I have it, it's a bigger gun with more ammunition, Look again, the Boomshot is now a cluster of grendades! Anything is possible with Cog Body Wash. I'm on a Reaver.
Hello Locust. Look at your queen. Now look at me. Now back to your queen. Now back to me. Sadly she isn't me but with the new COG Body Wash you can smell like me. Look down, Look up. Where are you? You are knee deep in the caverns of the Hollow. You have a boomshot aimed directly at my chest. What's in your hand? Back to me. I have it, it's a bigger gun with more ammunition, Look again, the Boomshot is now a cluster of grendades! Anything is possible with Cog Body Wash. I'm on a Reaver.