Old Spice Guy Joins Gears of War 3 Cast

Goldhawk777

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I just woke up underneath my desk because I fainted from the news.

Hello Locust. Look at your queen. Now look at me. Now back to your queen. Now back to me. Sadly she isn't me but with the new COG Body Wash you can smell like me. Look down, Look up. Where are you? You are knee deep in the caverns of the Hollow. You have a boomshot aimed directly at my chest. What's in your hand? Back to me. I have it, it's a bigger gun with more ammunition, Look again, the Boomshot is now a cluster of grendades! Anything is possible with Cog Body Wash. I'm on a Reaver.
 

Sightless Wisdom

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Oddly enough this did actually make me want to play this game more. Gears 3 will be one of the few games that makes me pull out the old Xbox 360 again since I've switched over to mostly PC gaming.
 

Quiet Stranger

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Maybe it will actually be worth playing now.


I just noticed why do they keep changing the captcha things?
 

Tartarga

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Look, it's tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now a chainsaw bayonet.

OT: It's a shame I don't have a 360, otherwise I would totally buy this. I guess i'll just have to play it with a friend or something.
 

furmaster3000

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Logan Westbrook said:
Onyx Oblivion said:
Did you imply that Ice T is sexy?
What are you talking about? He's the very vision of male perfection :p
Blizy Cliff didn't say Ice-T was Sexy, just that the cast got sexier. . .

example

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John Dimagio. Kinda old. Kinda Kinda ugly.
Lets just leave it at that.

But then we got !

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Ice-T
Still ugly !!! But no more old. But Cliffy-B went on

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and here we go, delightfully, Hot !

Oh and but, ofcourse.

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Yeaaaah... well and him, I guess there is this group of girls out there that would call him hot. (Although I can't see it)
 

Jumplion

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I had way too much fun reading the article and the comments in the Old Spice guy's voice...
 

CaptainTrilby

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'Look at your COG, now back to me, look at your COG, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me but if he stopped using Locust-scented body-washes and switched to COG Spice, he could smell like he's me. Look down, look up, you're on a Derrick with the COG your COG could smell like, what's in your hand, back at me, I have it, it's an ammo cache with two clips to the gun you love, look again, THE CLIPS ARE NOW IMULSION. Anything is possible when your COG smells of COG Spice and not a Locust, I'm on a Bloodmount.'

That better be in the full game.
 

ShadowsofHope

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This thead is epic win, lol. Nice Old Spice Guy references, guys, keep it up!

I, for one, am set in getting this game now. I can't not play it, with that guy protecting my flank.
 

Nouw

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I now wait for the inevitable Gears 3 Oldspice trailer. This makes me want to get the game but alas, Gears isn't high on my 'games to get list.' Maybe if they release a trilogy pack in the future.