OMG POKEMONS!

[Fawcks]

Oh crap. Jolteon. Lightning fox. There is no esca-

*Thunder-ed to death*

The eevees are an odd sort. Are they foxes? Canines in general? Espion is very cat-like... While Umbreon is more of a rabbit...

 

[SilentCom]

Your favorite Pokemon has just come to life and is now trying to kill you, how screwed are you.

As for me... I might get a little splashed on by that goddamn Magicarp.

At least until it becomes a gyrados then you're screwed...

As for me I would be lying dead on the floor with my heart stopped because of that damn Pikachu...

 

[Scarim Coral]

Great, Tyranitar will use hyper bean and that will be the end of me.

 

[scorptatious]

My Snivy? Trying to kill me? NO! I haven't even gotten to your third evolution stage yet...

 

[Erana]

Your favorite Pokemon has just come to life and is now trying to kill you, how screwed are you.

As for me... I might get a little splashed on by that goddamn Magicarp.

Did you know that with the move, Gravity, Splash doesn't work?
I mean, less so than usual? XD

But yeah, I like all the Ghastly family, Froslass, Electabuzz, riolu and Dunsparce. I also love the new candle-based ghost pokemon. And Crobat, can't forget them.

Please, can I be attacked by the Dunsparce? I dun want to be spirited away! D:

Though all things considered, having my soul being devoured by this would be the most adorable death ever:

 

[TeeBs]

Oddish? depends on how strong the vines are.

 

[C95J]

I don't have a favourite...

does that mean none of them are trying to kill me, or all of them? Please be the former of the two

 

[guess who]

I'm probably headless before I know it if a scyther is trying to kill.

 

[lionsprey]

A tie betwen alakazam and psyduck.. lets hope psyduck is the one attacking me

 

[Mister Benoit]

Hrm....well I guess it depends on whether I can get to my 12 gauge in time. If I can there will be one less Lucario in the world, if I can't I'm pretty damn screwed.

Lucario would shrug it off. He's steel-fighting type. If you even hit him, it wouldn't be very effective.

Throw him in the oven so he takes 2x fire dmg then stare at him so he takes 2x physic dmg.

 

[2xDouble]

Mew. There's no way something that small and cute could be danger... OH GOD!! MY BRAIN!! *explodes*

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

Gardevoir would be my favorite so.....

Yeah. I'm properly screwed. A powerful psychic Pokemon with the ability to create black holes? No fucking way I'd survive.

 

[New Frontiersman]

I think I'm right screwed. I have to defend myself against a Charizard now!? He'd set me on fire than gut me with his claws! I think that would be a very painful way to die.

On the other hand if I manage to kill him I can take his skin and claws and make armor and weapons out of them which I can use to hunt bigger Pokemon which I can then use to make better armor.

 

[Erana]

I don't have a favourite...

does that mean none of them are trying to kill me, or all of them? Please be the former of the two

Look at a handful of ones that appeal to you the most. I don't have a single favorite, but froslass definitely appeals to me more than, say, bellsprout.

 

[ZodiacBraves]

I would have a hard time believing that with all of the time we shared together Butterfree would want me dead. However, should Butterfree want to kill me, it would be as simple as sleep powder + psybeam and I'm done for.

 

[C95J]

I don't have a favourite...

does that mean none of them are trying to kill me, or all of them? Please be the former of the two

Look at a handful of ones that appeal to you the most. I don't have a single favorite, but froslass definitely appeals to me more than, say, bellsprout.

there's just so many too choose from :O

it is almost impossible to decide, especially since I just got Pokemon White, now I have even more to worry about

 

[Osaka117]

I still haven't decided on my number 1 favorite pokemon, but it's a tie between Scyther, Pinsir, Onix, and Aerodactyl. So basically I have a choice of being sliced, crushed, smashed, or chomped.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Psyduck, don't do it.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Tyranitar?
[HEADING=1]Oh fuck NO[/HEADING]

There's no running from that badass, I'm lunch.

 

[loc978]

How bullet-resistant is a squirtle? I'm not too hip on Pokemon lore, but those things are funny... and I have what the state classifies as a "high-powered military sniper rifle" next to me right now.

Spoiler: Which is greater? A question for the ages...