OMG POKEMONS!

[DJDarque]

My Glaceon with his boosted special attack and blizzard wants to kill me? Dear gods, why? I thought you were my fri--

Popsicle'd.

 

[ookie37]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.
............ Yeah, say meat popcicle!

Since when is there even a legendary Ice dog in the game?

Suicune, introduced in gen II.

For me it would be Quilava, and I would probably grab a hose or throw some mud at it (then a pokeball to catch it).

suicune, entei and raiku are legendary cats.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Oh crap. Jolteon. Lightning fox. There is no esca-

*Thunder-ed to death*

Hey, at least you can flee by car. My favorite pokemon...

*death from above*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.

suicune, entei and raiku are legendary cats.

Guys, call them beasts. That makes everybody happy. We don't need to hear this flamewar again.

Well I don't anyway...

[sub]What is this, 2001?[/sub]

 

[Drummodino]

Fuck I'm screwed... Scyther is gonna disembowel me and there's no way I'm gonna outrun it :S

 

[knight steel]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.

suicune, entei and raiku are legendary cats.

Guys, call them beasts. That makes everybody happy. We don't need to hear this flamewar again.

Well I don't anyway...

[sub]What is this, 2001?[/sub]

Aww but i like flame wars .

Op:if ash can survive a shock from pikachu then so can i........at least that what I'm hoping for.

 

[Voration]

Absol would kill me then prove it deserves the bad rep it already has

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

What? No! Charmander would never try to kill me.
If he did however I doubt I would stand chance.

 

[EHKOS]

So Ludicolo and Ampharos...fuck. First I get electrocuted then Ludi dances on my corpse.

 

[Anchupom]

I guess I'd be pretty safe.
Cloyster don't move too fast.

 

[Urgh76]

welp

it's a Mudkip

why would he kill me?

I like him!

I lol'd hard.

OT: I'd be more or less safe with Bayleef, but then again, Ash's Bayleef always tried to rape him at any given moment

 

[Urgh76]

Fuck.
I have a legendary ice dog in my house.

suicune, entei and raiku are legendary cats.

Guys, call them beasts. That makes everybody happy. We don't need to hear this flamewar again.

Well I don't anyway...

[sub]What is this, 2001?[/sub]

But they are dogs..... it says so right in the game.........

 

[DforSpiD]

Squirtle uses bubble!
I think I'm going to be ok!

 

[DforSpiD]

]Were you just testing me?
Though I am pretty good at remembering nerdy stuff like that. Including tons of quotes from shows like Family Guy, and random TES lore.

No not at all, I can remember some of the stuff from season one of Pokemon myself but it's only fragments of episodes.
Not a huge Family guy fan more American Dad and as for TES, Morrowind fanboy and not Oblivion.

I have prepared my flame shield.

I am the same with Pokemon.
American Dad has been consistently good, Family Guy dropped off somewhere in the first 3-4 seasons.
Daggerfall > Morrowind > Oblivion
They seem to simplify every iteration of TES... well except Arena to Daggerfall, that was a vast improvement

 

[Anchupom]

I think my favorite has to be Kabutops. Yeah... I'm pretty much doomed. Wait: how close am I to a shotgun? Nevermind, he's tough: I still die.

Kabutops always terrified me. It was like the badass rock evolution of Syther that Gamefreak didn't give us till Gen II.

 

[Antitonic]

Hmm... Wobbuffet.

You know, somehow I think I'll be alright.

 

[eggy32]

Pretty damn fucked. I seriously doubt I could defeat my Cofagrigus after it burns me and puts a curse on me.

 

[NathLines]

Cubone? I don't think I'm all that screwed but it'd be pretty funny if he broke my bones with bones wouldn't it?

 

[spartan231490]

to paraphrase dane cook: God isn't going to believe that a got burned to death by a Charizard!

I think charizard is my favorite, pikachu and lapras, and dragonite are all close, as is nidoking and typhlosion. Yeah, I'm pretty much screwed anyway.

 

[CrazyHatMan]

guess i'll have to choose between a Golduck and a Cloyster... i can't see any of the choices ending well.