One Direction fanfic to be published as novel

sextus the crazy

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Jazoni89 said:
sextus the crazy said:
Jazoni89 said:
Dear America

We apologise for One Direction, but you gave us Backstreet Boys, so we are all square now.

Sincerly Britain
Along with Justin Bieber from Canada, it seems the former colonies are exporting their horrible things. Now it's australia's turn. Maybe they'll export something relatively benign... like bullet ants or the blue ringed octopus.
Or Kanagroo's with Machine Gun holding baby's that would be cool.

or...Super Stingray's that kill even the most bravest of Australians (you probably know who i'm talking about).
I'm talking about stuff that we don't want.
 

Sizzle Montyjing

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Queen Michael said:
Yay! I love getting opportunities to criticize books I haven't read a word of!
To be fair, this will be terrible.
Fan-fic.
One Direction.
Mary Sue.
16-years old.
 

CrazyGirl17

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...What.

This is depressing. I've read plenty of great fanfiction that deserve to be published (maybe as fan novels, I dunno)... but instead, we get the shitty self-insert romance because it's "what's popular now".

I need a fucking drink...
 

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Personally I found this to be pretty damn funny. I honestly feel sorry for the guys in the band. Even though I don't like their music I don't think anyone should be subjected to being a part of some BL fanfiction. Normally it's ok-ish because only a few people actively read fanfics of this nature, but now that's a book, many more people will read and buy into the crap.
 

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I really think his just serves to remind us how insane the publishing industry is these days From games to books to music and film the most asinine things seem to be getting greenlit, and twisted sexual author insertion fanfics are the latest trend of what's wrong with the universe
 

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Vault101 said:
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Yeah, it is kind of frustrating, but here's the problem. Experiencing a piece of art that is deep and meaningful is hard work.

Really, it is. Think about it. How did you feel the last time you finished reading or watching something that was genuinely deep and meaningful? You probably felt a little exhausted (emotionally, that is). Maybe you needed to take a couple hours to really come to terms with what you just experienced. You took a long walk, and stared at the sunset.
well theres "deep and meaningful" and then theres "a certain level of quality" <-50 shades fails on that level...which is actually kind of scary in how it could "lower the bar"

its not just a bad book...its a certain level of bad that really shouldnt be acceptible in professional publishing
That's a bit like saying McDonalds is a level of bad that shouldn't be acceptable in food services. There are certain kinds of "bad"that people still enjoy. And besides, there's also the possibility that they're not reading it for the same reason one reads Oscar Wilde or Shakespeare.
 

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Personally, I think Fanfiction to Novels can be a great idea but only if it were implemented properly.

For example, I was once considering writing a "fanfiction" of sorts that would act as a semi-sequel/anti-thesis to Atlas Shrugged. I liked to call the title simply "Prometheus" (In honor of the greek mythological hero that was tortured for acting against the cruel Gods and bringing fire to man) and it would be my attempt at confronting all of the Objectivist "Morals" and reestablishing why Altruism and self-sacrifice are truly heroic/just morals.

I've written a few lines of it already, usually responding to some quotes from Atlas Shrugged, though answering them in as altruistic a way as I can.

"If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest... his knees buckling, his arms trembling, but still trying to hold the world with the last of his strength... What would you tell him to do?"

"I would tell him to pass this burden onto me.

"But you'd be crushed! You'll suffer for years, then you'll die! You'll do all that just for a world that doesn't give two shits about you!"

"Atlas thought the same, then someone from that world that 'didn't give two shits about him' freed him from that burden."

"You're hedging all your hopes that, someday, someone will come along and relieve you too? That's not going to happen! None of these moochers are going to destroy themselves just to help you!"

"I'm not hedging my hopes that someone will come around to save me. I plan to be stronger than Atlas. I plan to take the world, hold it above my shoulders, and take a step forward."
And then I respond "Any idiot who is arrogant enough to think himself stronger than Atlas deserves to be crushed by the weight of the world".

DanDeFool said:
Yeah, it is kind of frustrating, but here's the problem. Experiencing a piece of art that is deep and meaningful is hard work.

Really, it is. Think about it. How did you feel the last time you finished reading or watching something that was genuinely deep and meaningful? You probably felt a little exhausted (emotionally, that is). Maybe you needed to take a couple hours to really come to terms with what you just experienced. You took a long walk, and stared at the sunset.

That is the exact reason why "deep and meaningful" doesn't move units. People can't handle those kinds of experiences often enough for really literary stuff to be successful in the mainstream; they've got too much other shit to deal with. When people reach for media, most of the time, they just want to tune out and slide into a world that's comfortable and enjoyable. They don't want to take on even more emotional weight from some outside source that doesn't give a damn about them. They don't want to have their paradigm suddenly shifted underneath their feet while they try to catch their breath from a long day. They don't want to realize that their entire life is a hollow, empty farce when it's already hard enough to convince themselves to get up in the morning. They want to forget about their troubles for a while, so they can recover their strength and get back to dealing with their own goddamn problems.

And by the way, when I say "they", I include myself.

Yeah, I have news for you: You're not everyone. Some people need a daily dose of drama, their rush, their fix, their emotional "high" that they can't get in real life. Some people will watch an entire season of Battlestar Galactica or Prison Break in a single sitting because it's more interesting than balancing spreadsheets for 8 hours a day.
A fair point, but I, personally, wouldn't classify BSG or Prison Break as "deep and meaningful" experiences. Quality entertainment, yes, but I don't think they're going to start a revolution in politics or restructure how you look at the world.
 

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2 more pages in but I want to ask a question: Why is a 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen' acceptable?
 

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Who cares? People like what they like. If you like Fan-fiction based novels then read Fan-fiction based novels. If you don't then don't read them.

I am sure fanfiction is enjoyable to write and read for a lot of people and I have no reason to shit on that. I can just choose to not read it. I am only saying this because I know the amount of hate that will be flled in this topic.

It is interesting. It isn't something I ever thought I would see published, it is like legitimizing copying in a way. I don't mean that in a insulting way. This has been done for years. Think of those Star Wars novels all written by different novelists. That isn't really much different. They may have been done better however, using fictional characters and expanding on a already created universe.
 

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I'm pretty sure this is where I set myself apart from most people here by saying that the One Direction members are incredibly cute, and for a preteen-marketed pop band, they really aren't that bad.

That said, the idea of teenagers making money off cheesy self-insert fanfics makes me just as sad as anyone.
 

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DanDeFool said:
That's a bit like saying McDonalds is a level of bad that shouldn't be acceptable in food services. There are certain kinds of "bad"that people still enjoy. And besides, there's also the possibility that they're not reading it for the same reason one reads Oscar Wilde or Shakespeare.
..I'm not talking about bad on a subjective level

people may enjoy it..sure and thats fine I guess

but the fact is the writing,,the actual words and how they are put together are NOT at a standard that should be published, let alone a bestseller
 

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OT- Thanks to the picture I don't need to say anything on how I feel about the fanfic. I'm just bugged that WHY AREN'T THEY PUBLISHING THE GOOD STUFF?! Are people that fucking greedy these days? I almost gave up reading due to all the shit my teachers are forcing down my throat in school, and now this? What the unholy fuck?

The sad part is that there is good fanfics out there, there are good original ideas out there, it's just that their drowned in the shit that populates a good chunk of the industry.

Now let me just relax and of the positive things that come of this, okay? Postivity, okay?

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Nope got nothing positive for the industry. Where's that 'I don't want to live on this planet anymore meme'? Oh here.



Sorry for my language, mods, I'm having trouble writing well for my novel at this time to appease some people, so I'm really pissed on what's happening here with publishers. I'm prepared for the shocking possibility that the book may be good, but, I don't know anymore.
 

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Vault101 said:
DanDeFool said:
That's a bit like saying McDonalds is a level of bad that shouldn't be acceptable in food services. There are certain kinds of "bad"that people still enjoy. And besides, there's also the possibility that they're not reading it for the same reason one reads Oscar Wilde or Shakespeare.
..I'm not talking about bad on a subjective level

people may enjoy it..sure and thats fine I guess

but the fact is the writing,,the actual words and how they are put together are NOT at a standard that should be published, let alone a bestseller
Allow me to clarify.

A lot of people are comparing the work in question to pornography. I feel this is an apt comparison, partly because of my aforementioned point about why some people are interested in this stuff, but also because of how one might view its relation to criticism.

In other words, saying this book shouldn't be published because of its bad writing is like saying porn shouldn't be published because of bad acting. Yes, the writing may be terrible, but that's not really why they're reading, now is it?
 
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It's funny. In the gaming world, women are marginalised and publishers do all they can to sell to men, using tough male heroes and shallow eye-candy women for maximum appeal. And there are shitstorms ever a-swirling around the issue.

On the other hand, in the writing world, men are marginalised and publishers do all they can to sell to women, using relatable female heroines and shallow eye-candy men. And nobody gives a crap.

I mean, people act like this is a new phenomenon with Twilight and 50 Shades selling like hot cakes. It isn't! Women have dominated the reader market for decades, and erotica novels have dominated the market for just as long (the creepier and more depraved the better).
It's reached the point where as a new, aspiring writer, you just won't sell a novel unless you've got at least two really dirty gratuitous shagging scenes.

And, as someone who takes writing seriously, it saddens me to see the great craft basically reduced to 'lady smut production'.
 

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Oh sweet god no. I am not against people getting successful, and good on this random girl for making a publishable novel by 16, but WHY oh why was it a 1D fiction? At this point I'm writing from my scathing hatred of mainstream pop culture, but I still think this could be the worst thing to happen to books since 50 shades of grey and the twilight series. (as if you lot haven't covered that already). I am an aspiring fic writer, and I view it as incredibly unfair that just because she writes some 2-bit crap without any work done by herself short of thinking of a basic plot, it's 1D, so it hits the charts everywhere! Ugh, the stupidity of people burns me sometimes.

Captcha: Good Job. I think so too!
 

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And this is why writers are some of the most depressing people on Earth.
Hey! I resent that!

But at the same time, I can't argue that. u.u
 

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A 16-year-old girl is having a self-insert romance fanfiction about One Direction that she wrote published?!

I can't see this going anywhere good.