One-line confessions

[Not G. Ivingname]

I didn't like Satan's Retrievers.

 

[Big-T]

the cake is a lie.

 

[HT_Black]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
And I wrote the book of love.
And I know that she's in love with him: 'cause I saw them dancing in the gym.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I love you.

 

[superbatranger]

Maybe spiking your drink was a bad idea. But, at least you can't see the tattoo on your ass.

 

[Koeryn]

I admit it.

I never save in Stalker: SoC.

I've had to walk the same 4 kilometers over, and over, and over. And do I learn? No. No I don't.

 

[Ekonk]

This probably isn't madness.

This probably (most likely, I daresay) isn't Sparta.

 

[RetroViruses]

I can't say no to a nice girl.

Calumon: I ate all the pies.

...am I the only one that caught the double-entendre?

OT: Me and a cute girl were aggressively flirting...I later found out she was in Grade 7...I swear to god I'm not pedo, was positive she was in at least Grade 9 (I was 17 at the time)

 

[PrimoThePro]

It wasn't really over 9000.

Correct, it was only over 8000. But no one knows that.
OT: I have trafficked M rated games to minors.

 

[BlackStar42]

I...am a Civ addict.

 

[The Clown]

fine then..... i pissed in all the pies and on the pizza... AND THE COOKIES

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am desperately trying to think of a tired old meme I can spin in a humorous way to make it into a confession.

All the ones I come up with have already been done.

 

[Mr S]

I'm shy around girls

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I was the one who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

 

[SilverUchiha]

This probably isn't madness.

I'd be willing to bet this isn't Sparta either.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

I ate all your bees...

Cookie for reference.

Bill Bailey ate my bees :/ on a spit, I think. Whilst reading from a survival book.

OT:
I once put a man in hospital with a small turnip, a plastic spatula and a bent spoon. It haunts my dreams even now :|

 

[Fraught]

I sometimes randomly find myself looking for information about people over the internet. I've now decided to completely stop trying to find things out about people that they wouldn't otherwise tell me.

Oh shi-

So that means that...you were...tha--that guy.
Holy shit.

Uh--uhh...uhm...*slowly walks farther from Tharwen*

*Giggles maniacally*

What makes you say that?
[sub][sub][sub]I know the location of everyone you care about.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

T-th-the evidence! The eviden--EEEEEK.

Nooo! Not those I care about! Anyone but them! Please!

 

[Dead_Man]

the cake wasn't a lie