One-line confessions

[Padwolf]

I plot world domination when I get bored

 

[Ekonk]

I was phone.

/thread

/thread indeed, my man. Well played.

 

[cahtush]

i love to drink cream

 

[ChicagoTed]

Back in March when I worked for the child support agency I was dealing with a female porn star who refused to make payments so I took her phone number from the system and gave it to some friends. She was in just over a £1000 behind in payemnts but made around £500 for each video that was made, I really feel sorry for her kid.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

I lost my wallet in El Cegundo

I'm cool with people calling me the Space Cowboy, the Gangster of love, or Maurice

 

[Jonluw]

I'm afraid that I might be incapable of love.

 

[TimeLord]

Music is part of my soul and without it, I would not be me.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I sometimes randomly find myself looking for information about people over the internet. I've now decided to completely stop trying to find things out about people that they wouldn't otherwise tell me.

Given that you actually know me, this is more than a little creepy...

Also, because you know me, I shall put no confessions in this post.
Aside from the fact that I'm worried about my dependence on alcohol in order to have a good time.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Yes, it was me who slit your tires!

 

[Stickill]

I'm supposed to make a presentation for school, but I'm watching Star Trek Voyager/reading Escapist Forums.

 

[Olikunmissile]

We didn't really have our trousers on...

 

[Knusper]

I let a nice cup of tea go cold this morning before I went to school - cardinal sin.

 

[Keltrick]

I ... I had a race change. Don't judge me. >_> Too many ELVES.

 

[MadCapMunchkin]

My last post was two months ago...*cough*

 

[Aqualung]

I am the man who arranges the blocks.

That's funny, because I'm the czar putting gold on my bread. Whoops.

 

[PeePantz]

I smell my socks when I take them off. I don't even think I realize I do this. It's more of a compulsion, I guess.

 

[Captain Booyah]

I'm sorry I removed your kidney last night when you passed out and sold it to that hobo. It seemed funny at the time.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

I let a nice cup of tea go cold this morning before I went to school - cardinal sin.

cold tea is fucking tasty!

OT: I died over 50 times yesterday playing God Of War 3 on the Titan Diffculty. LOLZ.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

I eat lots, but amazingly stay like a stick.


And I can't keep a relationship, but miss one when I'm not in one.

 

[imnot]

Calumon: I ate all the pies.

It was you!
*nearly slaps*
aww! I can't slap adorable things!

OT: I work for valve.