One Sentence Summaries

[Elexia]

FInal Fantasy 7 - "You call that a sword? THIS is a sword!"

 

[katsabas]

Burnout 3: first orgasm on wheels.
Burnout Paradise: multiple orgasms on wheels.
Bioshock: well.....,yeah.
Devil May Cry(not nr 2): slash/bang.
Street Fighter 4: practice.
Tekken: Eddy is a pussy with dreadlocks for hair.
MGS4: game/movie+stake dinner=fun.
Prince Of Persia: Game Over...NOT!
Uncharted: left wanting more.
MK Deception: Pwnage equals Tag Team...
Resident Evil 4: one more playthrough, just one more!
Pure: first game I had fun losing.
Carmageddon: senseless entertainment.
Crash Bandicoot: spin once more for one more apple.
Need For Speed Most Wanted: Holy Shit, a chopper?!
Spiderman 2: I am runnin across the f***in wall!
Shadow Of The Colossus: mistook the third boss for a palace...

 

[urithe]

Portal: I was a woman this whole time?!
Simcity - all of them: Dosen't mater what i do the city gets destroyed, the fact that i'm the cause of it 90% of the time dosen't mean it's my fault.
WarCraft II: Click on ship until they explode.
WarCraft III: it's just not the same.
C&C 3 Red Alert: Is it me or are the russians are everywhere this days.

 

[DoW Lowen]

Resident evil zero: Fucking scorpions
Resident evil 4: Fucking regenerators
Resident evil 5: Fuck Albert Wesker.... you're so cool.

 

[Altorin]

Assassin's Creed - Climb a building, then wait for a sequel.

 

[MIDIsurf 558]

Grid - destruction derby meets grand turismo = awesome
oblivion - still finding stuff
fallout 3 - is it in yet??
rome total war - nothing can beat the phlanx
dynasty warroirs gundam - i made a sex wee
doom - is that a gun or a dildo
resi cronicles - die die die die die die die die, why wont you die

 

[Neonbob]

Oblivion: Hope you don't have anything important for the next year.
GTA IV: Your parents are so happy that they decided to medicate you after watching for half an hour.
Gears of War: HOLYCRAPBLOOD Sweeeet!

 

[jboking]

the entire MGS series: Nanomachines complicate everything.

 

[Weaver]

* Mega Man ? Kill the evil robots.
* Mega Man 2 ? Kill the evil robots.
* Mega Man 3 ? Kill the evil robots.
* Mega Man 4 ? Kill the evil robots.
* Mega Man 5 ? Kill the evil robots.
* Mega Man 6 - Kill the evil robots.
* Mega Man 7 ? Kill the evil robots.
* Mega Man 8 ? Kill the evil robots.
* Mega Man & Bass ? Kill the evil robots.
* Mega Man 9 ? Kill the evil robots.

 

[Sargentnads]

Stalker:Shadow of Chernobyl: Get killed by a lowly bandit while looking at your inventory or PDA.
Final Fantasy (whichever): Is that a girl or a boy?
Battlefield 2: WE NEED A SUPPLY DROP HERE! WE NEED A SUPPLY DROP HERE!
Team Fortress 2: WE NEED A DISPENSER HERE! WE NEED A DISPENSER HERE!
Homeworld: I JUST LOST ALL MY SHIPS TO A SINGLE INFECTED VESSEL ARGGHGGH!

 

[Weaver]

Medieval II: Total War - GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS!!!

 

[Abedeus]

Ninja Gaiden Any: I don't care, if you want to play the game, if you are not a 4-armed mutant with 0.0002 reaction time or a psychic, you are NOT finishing this, period!

 

[Inurdaes]

Call of Duty - World at War:

The day I lost my innocence.
*teabags dead Japanese soldier*

 

[sonicmaster1989]

Shadow of Colossus: My girl died so I'll make epic sacrifices to the devil (without my knowlege) to bring her back.

Bioshock: Go this way, ha, just kidding; that way then back here in time for Splicers and monologue.

Resident Evil 5: John Cena in Africa.

The Darkness: That was the Xth time I died...

Gears of War: WHERE'S MY WIFE??!?!!?!?!

 

[mangus]

Halo 2: Filler.

 

[radioedit420]

RE5: Resident evil 4 w/ racial controversey and a blackish partner.
Oblivion: Jailbird saves the world from going to hell, again.
FO3: Worlds gone to hell, so enjoy it.
L4D: Running, Teamwork, Kill zombie, rinse, repeat.

Crappy but im tired = no effort

 

[The Cheezy One]

Drakengard
sword + dragon + crap loads of enemies = enjoy!

COD4
Russians + Unspecifiedistan + nukes + (remarkable few) Americans + SAS = enjoy!

James Bond (any)
Russians + mainland europeans = terrorists *sigh* some imagination please

 

[Roamin11]

[PROTOTYPE]: CONSUME!!!
OR
Biological warfare sucks, unless you are the dude with all the super powers

 

[Gyrefalcon]

Tetris: Connect the blocks.

Pikmen: Discover the real meaning of flower power!

 

[RantingLombax]

Any Tony Hawk Game: Jump, grind, manual, special trick, repeat
Any Ratchet and Clank game: Turning annoying enemies in to sheep

I got more.. but i'll do it later