One Sentence Summaries

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oblivion "so your a god killing badass, dont fuck with the town gaurd, *****."

 

[Dark-Dreymer]

Pandemonium: Only idiots play as Fargus.
Final Fantasy X-2: It's Yuna, but in a see-through top and hot pants!
Tekken: Welcome to button bash fest 2009!
Lemmings: Save the poor little suicidal... what the hell are they anyway?
DOA4: What evil clone lady? I just want to make a salad. (It's one of the girls storylines, I forget which one.)
The Sims: "Take control of people to make them clean toilets and fuck."
Tetris: "Hi I'm David and I am a Tetrisaholic."
X-Men: The Official Game: This is nothing like the movie, well except that it too blows a massive load!

 

[Remleiz]

Eye of Judgement: Like yu-gi-oh but with less stupid hair

Dead Space: resident evil 4 - in SPACE

 

[Inurdaes]

Okami - Maths cant kill, but art can. *slash*
CoD, WaW - "Come on, stay still, stay still....HEADSHOT!" (I do this all the time on Castle, TDM if i'm on the opposite end of the map. ;D

 

[Schwad]

Half-Life 2: Go wtf, run from aliens(?), kill zombies, kill aliens(?).
Portal: Run around in more ways than you thought possible, start questioning things, find love, kill a computer.

 

[Hazy]

Oblivion: STOP! YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW!
MadWorld: Death.
Silent Hill 2: New pair of pants.

 

[SuperFelix]

MapleStory: Slash, run back, slash, run back, waste real money on a nice hat.

 

[Aptspire]

Myst: You think i'm foolish enough to do that?...after...28 attempts...
Riven: Atrus is lazy
Myst 3: Bout time you noticed me, crazy person
Myst 4: woooooosh, flying in the afterlife! wait, what?
Myst 5: Look, I can draw pretty pictures too!
Uru: And now, for something completely different

 

[AlphaOmega]

Mass Effect: Talk, Shoot, Elevator, Elevator, Funny Wrex Comment, Another Elevator
GTA-SA: N-blackman-ger b-woman-tch shootshoot rolling with da homies FFS city streaking
TF2: Meeeediiiiiiiic *bonk* *nomnomnom* in teams!
Half Life2: Gordon freeman, cool grafix and outdated loading screen horsedoo

 

[MoganFreeman]

Civilization IV: Is it three in the morning? Fuck, I have class at six...well, maybe just one more turn..

The Sims: Part architectural sandbox, part sociopath sandbox.

 

[chumpzilla_69]

Dynasty Warriors : no Lu Bu, FUCK YOU!

Battlefeild : Bad Company : Wait a minuet..... I CAN SUICEDE BOMB THINGS?!?!?!

Assassins Creed : Its like dynasty warriors... but slower

 

[TheEvilDuck]

Kingdom Hearts: "You have GOT to be kidding me."

(At least that's what I thought when I first read the description, and I have to say I was unable to get passed the fact that I was supposed to think MICKEY MOUSE WAS BAD A$S. I just couldn't do it T_T)

WarioWare: "ADHD condensed into a disk."

any Harry Potter game: "WTF is 'Flippendo'?"

Mario Party: "WHY GOD WHY????"

 

[Grimm91]

MGS series: serious family issues with nukes and giant robots.

 

[E-mantheseeker]

I couldn't leave this alone...

Kingdom Hearts: Proof that Disney is most enjoyable when violence is involved

 

[Asehujiko]

empire total war: muskets and game breaking bugs, in roughly equal ammounts.
stormrise: Combining the bad aspects of halo 2, halo wars and empire total war in a single package that you thankfully don't need to buy.
dawn of war 2: company of heroes with all the good parts replaced by generic 40k grimdark.
darkfall: eve as designed by a bunch of narcoleptic tolkien fans.
red alert 3 uprising: a carbon copy of the base game with more filler then ever.

Yes i'm rather cynical about the rts genre recently, maybe it's their turn now to only produce crap for a while like the adventure genre when fps first came out.

 

[Cheesebob]

Whats up with all the haikus?

Serious sam: "GO ARRRRRRRRRRRGH yourself"

 

[Churchman]

Harvest Moon: Farms and dating without sex has never been so fun.

 

[VonVirgo]

Sonic Unleashed: More Day Stages.

 

[cj_iwakura]

Digital Devil Saga: devouring demons for skills and profit.

 

[goodman528]

Civilization series: "Sorry I couldn't attend the meeting today, I have a terminal illness know as civ4, it has been getting worse lately."

Company of Heroes: Overpowered!