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Portal: Shoot portals through walls and fling around the most strangely adorable turrets you'll ever come across.
Beautiful Katamari: Roll up groups of screaming people in a large ball and feel slightly worried about how satisfying it is.
L4D: "Okay guys, the boat/chopper/plane/car is almost here, if we all haul ass we can make i-OH SHIT TANK, RUN AND GUN, CHRIST A BOOMER PUKED ON ME I CAN'T SEE I'M INCAPACITATED LEAVE ME BEHIND wait you guys are incapacitated too? Goddamnit we were so close."
Beautiful Katamari: Roll up groups of screaming people in a large ball and feel slightly worried about how satisfying it is.
L4D: "Okay guys, the boat/chopper/plane/car is almost here, if we all haul ass we can make i-OH SHIT TANK, RUN AND GUN, CHRIST A BOOMER PUKED ON ME I CAN'T SEE I'M INCAPACITATED LEAVE ME BEHIND wait you guys are incapacitated too? Goddamnit we were so close."
Half Life 2: Oh look a dimly lit, dark, and dangerous hole that's full of creepy things, why don't you go down there and smack stuff around with your crowbar?
Portal: Use portals to navigate in a-the cake is a lie-testing facility and solve-the cake is a lie-puzzles.
Fallout 3: The world has gone to hell, its time for you to make it a better place by slaughtering abominations, or alternately, looting everything that isn't nailed down and murdering everyone.
Team Fortress 2: Kill everything that wears a different color then you and always trust the guy who keep trying to walk behind you.
Left 2 Dead: Here's you and three buddies and here are some zombies, kill them(the zombies I mean, but we know that you were thinking of something else).
Mario game: Princess peach has been kidnapped by Bowser, go to eight lands and complete the same task at each then fight Bowser to save her.
Portal: Use portals to navigate in a-the cake is a lie-testing facility and solve-the cake is a lie-puzzles.
Fallout 3: The world has gone to hell, its time for you to make it a better place by slaughtering abominations, or alternately, looting everything that isn't nailed down and murdering everyone.
Team Fortress 2: Kill everything that wears a different color then you and always trust the guy who keep trying to walk behind you.
Left 2 Dead: Here's you and three buddies and here are some zombies, kill them(the zombies I mean, but we know that you were thinking of something else).
Mario game: Princess peach has been kidnapped by Bowser, go to eight lands and complete the same task at each then fight Bowser to save her.
Theyll invent a new color... and then create 150 more Pokemon based on the new color.Soxfan1016 said:
Halo 3: Save the world from aliens.
Gears of War 2: Save the world from underground aliens.
Fallout 3: Try to survive and look for your dad.
Left 4 Dead: Shoot the zombies and look for a bunker.
Team Fortress 2: Kill the other team because they're different.
Portal: Solve the puzzle using magical disney/sci-fi logic.
Soulcalibur IV: FIght giant muscle men and women with breasts the size of beach volleyballs.
Gears of War 2: Save the world from underground aliens.
Fallout 3: Try to survive and look for your dad.
Left 4 Dead: Shoot the zombies and look for a bunker.
Team Fortress 2: Kill the other team because they're different.
Portal: Solve the puzzle using magical disney/sci-fi logic.
Soulcalibur IV: FIght giant muscle men and women with breasts the size of beach volleyballs.
Dynasty Warriors: The Only game where 10000 against 1 is fair odds.
Dead Rising: I've covered wars you know...
Soul Calibur IV: Wait, you can rip her clothes off now?
Gears of War: F**king CHAINSAW GUNS.
Street Fighter: HADOKEN!!!!
Skate 2: So, there's a game mode where you TRY to hurt yourself.
Half life 2 - Episode 2: It's pretty much just all the previous games COMBINE'd. ^^
Dead Rising: I've covered wars you know...
Soul Calibur IV: Wait, you can rip her clothes off now?
Gears of War: F**king CHAINSAW GUNS.
Street Fighter: HADOKEN!!!!
Skate 2: So, there's a game mode where you TRY to hurt yourself.
Half life 2 - Episode 2: It's pretty much just all the previous games COMBINE'd. ^^
Left 4 Dead: It's called left 4 dead for a reason, you should have ran faster.
Devil May cry 4: Car-sized swords, unlimited ammo, white haired emo demon dudes, what else do ya need?
Dead Rising: Mall, zombies, excavator, fun times ahead.
Diablo 2: Never has clicking been so fun.
Fable 2: Finally, I get to kill you, revenge for what you did to my si- what the fuck pirate guy?!?
Wacraft3- Don't worry man, only one more DOTA game.
Dark Sector: This game doesn't suck, look at the glaive, LOOK AT IT!!
Halo Wars: Goodbye ensemble, you will always kick ass.
Pokemon: Platinum- Look, New Pokemon...that's it.
Devil May cry 4: Car-sized swords, unlimited ammo, white haired emo demon dudes, what else do ya need?
Dead Rising: Mall, zombies, excavator, fun times ahead.
Diablo 2: Never has clicking been so fun.
Fable 2: Finally, I get to kill you, revenge for what you did to my si- what the fuck pirate guy?!?
Wacraft3- Don't worry man, only one more DOTA game.
Dark Sector: This game doesn't suck, look at the glaive, LOOK AT IT!!
Halo Wars: Goodbye ensemble, you will always kick ass.
Pokemon: Platinum- Look, New Pokemon...that's it.
Portal: Glad0s is being a little more pessimistic lately....oooh, pretty fire effects...hey, waaaiiit a second.....
Katamari: Roll up stuff.
Psychonauts: WHAT THE-
Mario Sunshine: A place that has been sent to Hell + Princess Peach being kidnapped + Mario having to do a stupid, thankless task = It's Bowser's fault.
Mario Kart Double Dash: Five words: Most realistic driving game ever.
Katamari: Roll up stuff.
Psychonauts: WHAT THE-
Mario Sunshine: A place that has been sent to Hell + Princess Peach being kidnapped + Mario having to do a stupid, thankless task = It's Bowser's fault.
Mario Kart Double Dash: Five words: Most realistic driving game ever.
Half-life 2: The only game where you can kill zombies, insurgents,cyberpunks and clean dishes.
Mirrors Edge: Wait, you call that an ending?
Myst: Reading is bad.
Mirrors Edge: Wait, you call that an ending?
Myst: Reading is bad.
Killzone 2- See the eyes? Shoot them.
Killzone 2 on Elite- Patience is a virtu- FUCK THIS SHIT!
Battlefield: Bad Company- Unlimited Artillery strikes... That will be all.
Resistance 1&2- Shoot some things with teeth.
Side note: favorite quote from R:FOM "The Chimera have heart... And teeth! Big fucking teeth!
Killzone 2 on Elite- Patience is a virtu- FUCK THIS SHIT!
Battlefield: Bad Company- Unlimited Artillery strikes... That will be all.
Resistance 1&2- Shoot some things with teeth.
Side note: favorite quote from R:FOM "The Chimera have heart... And teeth! Big fucking teeth!
Sid Meier's Railroads!: You're in charge of a railroad company and you have a lifespan of 116 years. Go nuts, you upstart.
Star Wars Battlefront: Bad guys bad, shoot Star Wars bad guys.
Team Fortress 2: "Shooting good."
Star Wars Battlefront: Bad guys bad, shoot Star Wars bad guys.
Team Fortress 2: "Shooting good."
Fallout 3: Must...kill...everything
Left 4 Dead: Oh shit, RUN!
Red Steel: Why the fuck do I HAVE to duel these people?!
Left 4 Dead: Oh shit, RUN!
Red Steel: Why the fuck do I HAVE to duel these people?!
Too Human: Crap On Wheels.
Fallout 3: Sex On Wheels.
GTA4: You're useless unless you've got Wheels.
Fable2: Disappointement on Wheels.
Street Fighter 4: Has Nothing To Do With Wheels... (Wait! There's A Story!?)
Fallout 3: Sex On Wheels.
GTA4: You're useless unless you've got Wheels.
Fable2: Disappointement on Wheels.
Street Fighter 4: Has Nothing To Do With Wheels... (Wait! There's A Story!?)
Portal: One girl with two holes and a large weapon, yet it's not what you think, officer.
Team Fortress 2: We ran out of realism, so put fun in instead, we hope that's ok.
Team Fortress 2: We ran out of realism, so put fun in instead, we hope that's ok.
Any GTA game:Here are some guns, go kill innocent people and then run from the cops.
Pikmin:Let little creatures die at the hands of monsters for you.
Portal:Shoot portals to stop a crazy computer.
Pikmin:Let little creatures die at the hands of monsters for you.
Portal:Shoot portals to stop a crazy computer.