One Sentence To Save The World.

[Dr.Fantastic]

Here are some examples

Threat=We have Chuck Norris, you Aint got shit!
Reverse Phsycology=Go ahead and destroy the world, BE MY GUEST!
Fear=Ablarghisahjdfedwsaeds!Then I would shit in my hands and write on my shirt with poo the words *I love you guys*then I would start smashing the ground with my hands.
To buy time=When The Dinosaurs come back, then you can destroy the earth Agreed?
Just to be a dick=Go fuck yourselfs aliens! All hail Earth!
Pleading=Please dont destroy us pleeeaaaaassseeee!

 

[X10J]

You don't understand, no I mean you clearly don't understand. Our people have been killing each other since we first existed. Let me put it this way, the citizens of one of our countries, ONE of them, got upset when the country reduced its nuclear arsanel to the point where it could destroy the planet over 14 times. You may defeat us, but are you realy gonna want what's left of this planet after the battle?

I know it wasn't just one sentence, but my first sentence was a hook, thus buying me more time.

 

[Tremore]

"Be excellent to each other."

 

[graverobber2]

Heard of Duke Nukem? He's real... honest.

He'll be here in 5 minutes ^^

Mine would be: You're just in time, the Justin Bieber concert is about to start
(if that doesn't scare them away, nothing will)

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

"Let me introduce you to a human, there are many like him; George Bush, you have the field! Following this will be a video of how shitty this place is..."

 

[[.redacted]]

"Be excellent to each other."

"...And party on, dudes!"

[sub]Couldn't resist, sorry.[/sub]

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Because I want to do it myself!

 

[Cookiegerard]

Killing us won't bring back your god damn honey!

 

[eggy32]

"Why would you want this place, is full of people nobody likes, nobody has any money and it's we're all slowly killing it, so go back to your home planet as it is undoubtedly much better... also, take me with you." Hurrah for commas.

Either that or "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum!"
I've probably been ninja'd on that though.

 

[eggy32]

"Just who the hell do you think I am?!"

Cookies for anyone who gets the reference!

That quote only works when Kamina or Simon says it.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Ok if you can just overlook the troll, rapists and other bad people then you will see that we can co exit in peace and unity.

 

[Snowpact]

*Inspects the aliens' tight spandex space-outfits*

'Aren't you supposed to blow up Uranus, or something?'

then we discover those aren't space suits, it's the alien's fetish gear.

[insert bad sex joke here]

To which I would say:

'Hey! We are raping this world. Go find your own!'

 

[Scarecrow]

Nobody move or the human gets it!
props to anyone that gets the reference.

Blazing Saddles. A very funny movie.

 

[Snowpact]

Also an option to say:
'Do you have a flag?'

(Cookies for reference)

 

[[.redacted]]

Ok if you can just overlook the troll, rapists and other bad people then you will see that we can co exit in peace and unity.

Hilarious typo is hilarious, as it changes the post to mean "die together" =P

[sub]No offense, bobviously, I do it too, I just found it funny.[/sub]

 

[H20 Pirate]

"Bugger it all, did you really have to invade on a weekend?"

 

[[.redacted]]

"Bugger it all, did you really have to invade on a weekend?"

Well they're hardly going to do it when they've got work to be doing, are they?

 

[Scarim Coral]

Ok if you can just overlook the troll, rapists and other bad people then you will see that we can co exit in peace and unity.

Hilarious typo is hilarious, as it changes the post to mean "die together" =P

[sub]No offense, bobviously, I do it too, I just found it funny.[/sub]

Opps and none taken. Lol well I think that sentence can still work well save the world as in neither of us can do any more harm on planet Earth.

 

[[.redacted]]

Ok if you can just overlook the troll, rapists and other bad people then you will see that we can co exit in peace and unity.

Hilarious typo is hilarious, as it changes the post to mean "die together" =P

[sub]No offense, bobviously, I do it too, I just found it funny.[/sub]

Opps and none taken. Lol well I think that sentence can still work well save the world as in neither of us can do any more harm on planet Earth.

Exactly what made it funny =)

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

"Well... you could do that. Yeah, you could do that. Of course you could! But why? Look at these people, these human beings. Consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than- no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But the point still stands: Leave them alone!"

Cookie for the reference.